I hate my job ugh

thinking about during the Renaissance tour when I told Luis “I need a break from all the fan clapping or I’m gonna crazy” and not even a second later Beyoncé literally says “TAKE THEM FANS OUT, LET ME HEAR THEM” and the entire stadium started doing it in unison 🙃🙃

woke up at 4:15 to my alarm for 3:15 going off silently so that’s fun lmao strolling in to work an hour late but I couldn’t care less

Idk about you guys but I hate, like irrationally hate, when people have that stupid handwritten font on their phones.

WE’RE HOME BITCHES

We’re going home today!!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaand we’re spending another night here 🙃

update: Luis’ hand is numb and arm in pain after PICC line. They’ll probably have to re-do it. We’re gonna be here all day again 😭 that being said, anybody wanna buy me breakfast or lunch? 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

nurses woke us up at 6:30am telling us we were going to radiology soon - the only thing we were waiting on for discharge - and we didn’t end up going down until 3:30pm. So, likelihood of going home today is low. Not super happy.

The doctor here keeps putting Luis’ ‘as needed’ medicines in as scheduled meds so the nurses keep coming in with stuff and waking us up and i’m like broooooo this is AS NEEDED. LEAVE US ALONE FOR FUCKS SAKE.

needless to say, we’re tired of hospitals.

Καλημέρα και καλό σαββατοκύριακο, φιλαράκια μου 💕

In Greek, we have this cool thing called αντιδάνεια which are words whose origins are Greek, but were adopted into Greek from another language, not Greek itself. I’ll leave some examples in the replies because I think it’s kinda funny

i’ve been very generous to all this past month, I think it’s only fair that in return you show me your hairy* tiddies. *hair appreciated by not required, I just wanna see man tiddies

hi

good morning you beautiful people ☀️

oomf getting married soon and it’s making me so happyyyyy like yesssss king get that fairytale ending you deserve!! 🥰🥰

I was right

that’s my mannnn 🥵😵‍💫

Luis was supposed to have an endoscopy this morning at 7:30am (🤮) but rescheduled it so we didn’t have to get up early to be there….. and now we’re both up anyway.

good morning you beautiful people ☀️

I’m one good photo away from hitting 1k followers me thinks. Unbelievable. 1000 people enjoy what I have to say??

Happy Pride Month but more importantly, Happy My Birthday Month 🏳️‍🌈

There’s 3 gay guys on my team at work (well, on my same level I should say) and all 3 of us have birthdays in June. We’re about to be so insufferable and nobody can say anything.

god bless the sweet girls, god bless the dream girls, and god bless Tylenol 3 🙏🏼

ok yeah definitely a kidney stone 😭 i’m hoping I don’t have to go to ER.. I have painkillers at home so as long as I don’t have a fever I should be good to just let it pass naturally.

Today has sucked ass and to add insult to injury, I just started experiencing intense pain in my kidney area which means I’ve probably got another stone 😭 😭

good morning, I really don’t wanna work 🥴

anyway here’s mine #fcf

is it worth it to make an alt and separate my SFW and NSFW content? or should I just keep them mixed? I’m conflicted.

I appreciate you all posting your cocks promptly on Friday because it’s the only way I really actually know what day of the week it is these days 😅

don’t wanna work but can’t afford not to work 😭

I wanna rent a wheelchair accessible rv next year and take a road trip with Luis. I wish we had time and money to go across the entire country but I’m thinking we’ll have to narrow it down to one main destination

Luis got fitted for his new chair yesterday!! This will be a game changer for his comfort while we’re out!! Which moots are inviting us to visit once it comes??

coming from my “always on time, usually early” family / life to Luis’ “maybe on time, maybe 3 hours late, maybe not at all” family / life has been one of the most frustrating things about combining our lives and routines

Γιατί όχι ΑΓΑΠΙ; Αριστερόστροφη Γεω- Ανεγκεφαλο- Πολιτική Ιλαροτραγωδία

he’s not joking. the wheelchair guy was legitimately excited by the combination because nobody had ever chosen it before.

good morning gays ☀️

fuck - again, I let a seemingly innocent hobby (playing Pokopia) become my primary source of dopamine and now my ADHD won’t accept dopamine from any other source 🥴🥴

amazon pisses me off bc why does it still say “arriving today” but it isn’t even out for delivery yet?? At this point just tell me it’s coming tomorrow like don’t tease me all afternoon you ass.

what planet is doing what right now bc I feel like we’ve all been super feral and slutty on the internet this past week

i’m like 6 years late to the trend but I finally started a sourdough starter. Feeling very domestic rn

Don’t make or share AI porn. The whole point is that we’re sharing our bodies and pleasure with each other, not worshipping 0s and 1s generated by the same companies who devalue human pleasure and force censorship and disconnection on us. Thx 😘

I’ve seen a lot of my mutuals’ dicks and that makes me happy but it’s also making me extremely feral for the few whose dicks I haven’t seen.. I truthfully am not sure how I will I act when I do.

cocks out for anita bryant, future worm food 🎉 #pierceddick #princealbert

Didn’t want to double post yesterday but y’all… he was looking MEATY yesterday, wasn’t he??

hoping these help with your healing journey 🥹

happy #fcf cuties 😘

I’m getting really good at building in Pokopia and I’m really excited to get my Pallet Town going. I’m thinking of doing like a Greek-inspired island town with the white and blue houses like on Santorini and columns / bricks roofs for other things

#fcf 🙈