I just wanted to say that I have nothing to say. Carry on.

#fcf from the vaults

I go back to work tomorrow 😭

Tom Felton is a really good example of a celebrity who is not really famous anymore but is desperately clinging on to the one piece of media that made them famous initially, as problematic as that piece of media has become, just to remain somewhat in the spotlight.

not their being a literal frog in our hotel room?? a baby too!! And then my dumbass, in trying to release it without hurting it, ended up closing the door to outside over it and killed it anyway 😭 but also ew bc why was their even a frog in our room in the first place

Happy 32nd Birthday to my reason for living, my other half, and the love of my life 💕 he wears a size ‘tiddy pics and dick pics’ in case you wanted to get him something 😛

omg stop* giving me so much attention it’s making me horny *do not stop

something something hotel lighting

I normally sleep like a rock in hotels but I slept like shit last night and idk why.

So, on our way to Orlando the guy in front of me wasn’t paying attention and slammed on his brakes as he approached stopped traffic. I was already braking and would have been able to stop safely, but the van’s “Automatic Emergency Braking” freaked out and engaged, bringing us to a hard stop…

whatcha doing? • #fcf

#fcf is better when you have one down your throat @thickotter.bsky.social

we have gone from a world in which we were told not to cite wikipedia because it was unreliable to a world where wikipedia might be the only reliable source left on the internet and we all owe a lot to the pedantic nerds who got us there

This many steps before 8am should be illegal.

I mopped the kitchen floor this morning and I just about crashed out when I saw a fresh spill of something left there instead of cleaned up. ON THE FLOORS I JUST CLEANED. I suddenly understand my mother a lot more now.

Having them scissor-cut the top of my head has been a game changer. My hair grows back so much thinner.

quote this with your best VPL pic (the way I had to google what VPL was… stop making new acronyms I’m slow)

I’m not generally an anime fan, and up until recently there was only 1 that I was interested in enough to watch in full (made in abyss, which is weird bc it is so incredibly violent. not usually my type)

The events of the last few days have given me a new opportunity to clean out my friends list on Facebook. I thought I got all the trash out with the election but the stragglers are making themselves known loud and clear now.

anybody else with ADHD get impatient or anxious while watching movies and go spoil it for themselves with the plot summary half way through or is that just me

I ate mcdonald’s. Ultimately, I regret it because I’m in pain now but at the same time no regrets because I NEEDED that.

Youtube Shorts is growing on me. It’s still brain rot but the quality of the brainrot is higher so it don’t even feel like you’re brain is rotting.

since you guys have been so nice to me lately.. a treat 😉😋

I love when my bluesky crushes like pics of my body it gives me such a fucking rush 😵‍💫😵‍💫

honestly though, it’s always B. Even if I’m scrolling down after dark, I am still thirsting over you and still too shy to say anything.

if I ever like a bunch of your photos at once, just know I am either a) scrolling down the after dark feed and liking recents b) without shame, thirsting over you and am just too shy to say anything it’s up to you to know which one

G’morning folks! Lets have an amazing Tuesday 🫶🏻🌟

These ones did good numbers, I’d say. Definitely bookmarkable.

I am still in pain and ready for this to be done with. I am so tired of eating pudding and applesauce and mashed potatoes and mac and cheese. I WANT MCDONALDS DAMNIT.

Well, someone’s hungry!

I was in pain this morning so I took some vicodin, put on a video of a guy driving through Japan with low fi music and just had the best nap of my life.

Still in pain and swollen and not ready to go back to work tomorrow but can’t afford to miss the day. I love being an adult 🫠

guess who did not keep up with his pain meds and is now super uncomfortable while he waits for them to take effect

following somebody until they follow you back and then unfollowing is such Twitter / X behavior. Like, leave the vain / follower count obsessed attitude over there, we don’t want it here.

Good morning 😈

Happy #fcf

Stuck at work on #fcf who wants to come meet me in my office?

Cooking

Not really up to a full #fcf post right now but here’s some hairy chest to hold you heathens over 😉

quote this post with your hairy chest pics pls I need it 🥺🥺

Recovery is going smoothly. I’m just, once again, super annoyed that I have a penicillin allergy and all the alternatives are super rough on my stomach.

can’t jerk of until at least saturday or else I could get dry socket. Please pray for me. Send hairy chests, too. 🤭

i’m stuck in bed for at least the next 24 hours. For support, I will be accepting: tiddy pics underwear pics pole pics etc etc thank you in advance for your support

I am in pain and groggy but it’s all done. Down 5 teeth now.

tranquility brought to you by Diazepam

did the math today and learned that I inhale 100 cigarettes worth of nicotine a day. that’s literally disgusting so instead of just abstaining for the 48 hours after my surgery, i’m literally gonna quit cause what the fuck

like I was just at a light and it was like me, an old RAV4, 2 new RAV4s and a Lexus RX (a RAV4, but Lexus). like WHY.

I wanted the RAV4 so bad but I couldn’t afford it and ended up with the Corolla, which I LOVE. But now the Universe is just playing in my face because why do I see RAV4s everywhere now??