If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally got too high before work, I would not need to work. I know my limits at all times EXCEPT in the morning before work, apparently.

If I lived in Shonda Rhimes’ Seattle, I think I would honestly stay very very clear of Grey Sloan Memorial. Like?? explosions?? shootings?? hostage situations?? messy doctors?? for the sake of my literal life keep me away from that place

Final update for the night: we are in the room and he is awake and alert. He’s in pain and uncomfortable but otherwise okay. Send him good vibes and maybe some nudes to help make the few days in the hospital better

Luis Update: Doctors say they still have about 2 hours left. His right kidney was insanely infected, so much so that they couldn’t even do the full extent of what they needed to do. He’ll be here in the hospital for a few nights. His vitals have remained stable tho and sepsis is not a concern yet.

Luis is currently in surgery and I’m a nervous wreck. It’s been 2 hours since they took him back and it’s felt like 20.

This has been such a nightmare since last July complete with medical malpractice, medical negligence, and SEPSIS so needless to say, I’m so happy we’re finally getting this surgery for him from a new, better doctor so that we can finally be out of the nightmare.

One thing I hate the most about modern wars is the tendency for countries to attack without regard for human life and then request sympathy when they’re attacked in retaliation, sometimes also without regard for human life.

okay hear me out - open world video game set in the world of Frieren

no, frankly, I do not want to think about Pokemon turning 30 because do you know what (who) else was created in 1996? ME. 30 came too fast 😭

not enough people talking ken mok tbh. he’s just as dismissive as tyra during the entire documentary

I have a knitting dilemma but idk how to describe it in words so imma do it with pictures

i’m very concerned by the amount of people who come here on vacation and seemingly don’t know how to read because why are you going 25 in a 55 mph zone?

I know the whole point of manga is the art but sometimes I wish they’d novelize them too cause I have trouble reading graphic novels but the stories of some mangas would actually really hook me otherwise

I look at streaming services the way a lot of people look at eating out. If I can’t afford Ad-Free, I can’t afford to stream. I’ll keep my poor ass on Youtube.

I could watch Angela Lansbury solve murders for DAYS on end and be perfectly content

What does it say about me that my two comfort shows are The Golden Girls and Murder, She Wrote

got to take my younger cousin in her first looping roller coaster yesterday, which was also MY first looping roller coaster way back when. It was a cute full circle moment

the way it’s taken me an hour to go 10 miles this morning. I literally hate Orlando ughhhhhhhh

don’t come into my replies with logic and rational thought. If i’m being delulu, I want delulu responses. If I wanted rationality, I’d go to therapy. 👏🏼 match 👏🏼 my 👏🏼 energy 👏🏼 or stay out these replies 💕

on today’s episode of stupid questions on Reddit: “I bought this self-striping yarn and it’s making stripes. I don’t like stripes. How do I get rid of the stripes?” well, Susan, you can start by not buying self-striping yarn.

is youtube being weird for anybody else right now or is my tv just being dumb?

Can’t stand when someone stops at a yellow light we both could’ve made it through

«Να γίνουμε άνεμος για τον χαρταετό και χαρταετό για τον άνεμο, ακόμα και ουρανός δεν υπάρχει»

Καλημέρα σε ολους τους ερωτευμένους κι όσους γιορτάζουν σήμερα ! Χρόνια πολλά με πολλή αγάπη !

voice reveal I guess? I don’t think I sound like this anymore, and actually I don’t think I sounded like this at the time either lmao I was just really drunk 😂

Throwback to when I took a weekend trip up to Chicago from Indy and ended up getting stuck there because it snowed like crazy overnight and my train back into Indiana couldn’t operate ☠️

It’s our yearly inventory so I am working overnight tonight 🙃

you can’t argue with facts, friends

in other news, the ‘feral’ cats (at this point, they’re just outside cats. feral gives them too much credit) that live in our yard have SO much audacity yelling at me while I walk inside but not letting me get anywhere near them otherwise

A lot of the girls at work say “ave maria” as an exclamation and bc they’re always curious they asked what that expression was in Greek, which I didn’t really know but the prayer itself is «χαίρε, Μαρία» so I told them that and now the two have become mixed in my head —

I made a few posts in Greek and now all my posts default to Greek as the language they’re written in and I always forget to change it to English so anyway that’s why all my posts have a “translate” link under them even though they’re written fully in English lmao

hi

Luis and I both are… less than cheerful…. in the morning, which is already an interesting dynamic for a couple, but it’s even more interesting for us specifically (and frustrating tbh lmao) because one of the people in a bad mood has to physically care for the other person in a bad mood.

I was still gagged tho cause why do I need her to release that version of Die With A Smile yesterday???

Gaga?? mannn I wanted daddy yankee

kinda homophobic that 3 out of 5 of my younger brothers have wrestled or are currently wrestling in school so I can’t enjoy anything about hot men in singlets because I see a singlet and all I can think about are my brothers 😭

good morning ☀️ I get to see my man today 😍🥵

it’s been a while so.. happy #fcf

the Florida slander needs to stop 😭 did you know the average number of days a year below freezing in most of the state is 0? Of fucking course we’re gonna be cold when the wind has it feeling like 5°!! This is like once-in-a-century cold for us!!

also, as a meteorology nerd I am absolutely THRILLED for this set up. “Gulf Effect Snow” showers have to be like a once-in-a-century type of thing.

There is a non-zero chance for snow in the Tampa Bay area this weekend, and I’ve had to melt ice off my windshield 4 times already in 2026. in Central Florida. I’m pretty sure this classifies as “when hell freezes over,” so if you’ve got anything banking on that, congrats!

frieren and fern vs the frieren replica is peak animation, peak magic, peak everything. 10/10. no notes.

you mean I’m actually going to have to use the defroster to…. defrost??? excuse me????

Παγκόσμια μέρα μνήμης Ολοκαυτωματος βλέπω Ούτε θυμόμαστε, ούτε ποτέ ξανά ούτε τίποτα Παραπάνω απο μία γενοκτονία είναι ακόμα σε εξέλιξη αυτή τη στιγμή, πάνω σ αυτό το βράχο που αιωρείται στο τίποτα. Μια χαρά ξεχάσαμε Και ξεχνάμε όλο και πιο εύκολα

I love my roommate, and we generally get along very well. But, every once in a while, she’ll decide that she’s annoyed by something and come talk to me about it without realizing that she herself is the one that does the majority of it.

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

The way I successfully (and very much unintentionally) ignored / stalled replacing my damaged passport for so long that it’s set for renewal and now I don’t have to go through the annoying process of replacement and instead can do the easy process of renewal

a 16 year old quote posted my pic earlier and that was the quickest I’ve ever detached a quote and blocked somebody in my life.

guys my shirtless pics are making it to non-Gay spaces and now I have people commenting and quoting them asking why I’m not wearing a shirt 😭😭 I don’t like this!! Algorithm, please put me back on to Gay Bluesky, please!!!!