Yall… the family tortoise we’ve had for nearly 30 years and always assumed was a male just laid an egg for the first time. I’m am flabbergasted.

After roughly 3 months of work I am finally able to share Willie’s story before he settled in Scraptown. Enjoy! Willie Walker - A Man Apart #NeonDivide #VRChat #Roleplay www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyVD...

I don’t need sex. I’m getting fucked everytime I go to buy groceries. Thanks Trump! Cool economy you got going here!

I will never forgive TikTok for making an entire generation of people self censor themselves with Ahh instead of Ass.

Angry void

The town between where I live and work keeps catching fire 😢 3rd big fire this month...

This Borzoi comes by for a nail trim every couple months and I gotta take this same picture Everytime…

Just realized I totally forgot to share this G1 William Birkin statue I 3D printed and painted! I have never done a model paint this involved before, very happy with the turnout!

The Ultimate Umbrella BOW: “mom I frew up”

We got this litter of heeler puppies and they are a just absolute chaos.

*rockets into the stratosphere*

We got this mom and her two boys in today. We named the boys Timmy and Tommy and mom is Nook. Saw them like this after they made themselves at home in their kennel 🥰

DO NOT BUY JURASSIC WORLD EVOLUTION 3 They’re using ai generation in their game, boycott this shit and force their hand to remove this garbage from their game entirely. store.steampowered.com/app/2958130/...

*Vibrates Intensely* #ResidentEvil9

La Creatura

John Deere Tractor was a crusty little boy so I gave him a bath today.

We have this tiny orange kitten who is such a little gremlin. His name is John Deere Tractor.

We had a big event today. Sheriff Harry was on duty making sure no trouble makers caused any problems :)

I’ve been putting wireless cameras in the dogs kennels to try and learn a bit more about how they handle being in a kennel when we aren’t around. Well Zephler here is just having a great time… always wondered why it looked like a tornado ran through his kennel every morning…

I’m tired of spending money. Everything should just be free.

Another one lol hopefully these aren’t bots…

Two types of dogs lol

Another day, another shitty pitbull owner pissed off at us because they didn’t pick up their dog within the stray hold period so now we have to neuter him before they can readopt.

School picture day vibes from Ron here. what a goob

Had this wholesome wrong number text exchange today

Just watched Thunderbolts, Marvel is back?

How do I get this app to stop showing me fetish art on the discovery feed… I’m happy for you but I can’t use this fucking app in public hardly cause I never know when I’m gonna get flash banged with some crazy shit.

I forgot it was my birthday again 34 👴🏻

The loaf is cooking

I have the next 5 days off from work. I haven't taken more than 4 consecutive days off in 2 and a half years since I started at the shelter.

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Me having tried and failed to get into multiple fantasy games seeing people have a ton of fun with the Oblivion remaster

Took my loaf out to the park today 😌

Getting my cars windshield replaced and holy fuck why is dealing with insurance companies such a cluster fuck. Every single person I’ve spoken with that isnt a stupid robot seems to have no idea how to help me find out if I have to pay out of pocket or not!

Do I need to install another firefox plugin to revert another shitty youtube update. Why the hell are the thumbnails so damn big!

These guys are growing like weeds. Big girl in front is almost 10 pounds!

It would be neat if I could go more than 2 days without getting a headache 😌

So the police brought us this little baby pug he found running around in the street. We named him Potato and he is an absolute goblin. They did manage to get one good picture of him lol

I came out to our dog yards after my lunch yesterday to one of our shade structures completely mangled. 2 years that thing is stood in that spot just fine. It wasn’t a windy day so I was extra confused. Footage shows a random little dust devil whipped through the yards and lifted all the shades up 😳

Holy shit the new Daredevil show is doing corrupt cops wearing the Punisher logo hahahaha god damn 👏

Looks like Avis is gonna have heterochromia 👁️

The difference 6 months makes!

Posted this about a year back, but always worth sharing again! This for me has become the greatest zombie film, despite some hammy acting. The tone and mood, the special effects, man its just amazing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKTl...

It’s pretty cool that a significant portion of my job is just giving dogs all kinds of scritches and belly rubs. This is Rigby enjoying a nice chest scratch.

I think today is the first day since the time change I haven’t felt like a slug all day…

These little potatoes are growing fast!

God I love 3D printing. I picked up these galaxy projectors for our kennel rooms at the shelter so the doggies have something interesting to look at when they are inside. Designed and printed some adjustable wall mounts for them to clear room on the counters 😎

Bro daylight savings can lay a fat one right on my boney ass. Back to waking up in the fucking dark again.

All of our puppies have been adopted (27 in total) just in time for YET ANOTHER pregnant stray mom to get brought in and give birth to 4 more little ones. Thank goodness it’s only 4 lol