Tinning myself like a fish with only bland, neutral oil

It’s real and beautiful

it's the millennium of jody 😳

Happy New Years to my lovely friends and mutuals on here 🎆🥳

Happy New Years my beloveds! 🤗🎆

Staring directly into the Sun this Christmas. #Merry Christmas 🎁

Blessings to all my beloved mutuals this holiday season 🎅

I’m the latest in the line of many guys to be driven insane thinking about and looking at the ocean 🌊

Weighted tweed on a Friday night…

Playing a haunting melody to hypnotize my goats called “The 7 Bleats”

Happy Turkey Day to my beloved friends and mutuals 🦃🫂

As Thanksgiving dinner approaches, everybody has ingredience on their minds 🤔 🦃

He doesn’t have a single gift delivery where he needs to be doing this 😹

Adopting the jerboa mindset will save you, just like it saved me. Long legs, tiny arms, and pronounced ears. It’s the only path forward

If I ever met the Lindt Master Chocolatier I’d want to hurt him for all the pain and troubles he’s caused me

I became very nonchalant…

I’ve been afflicted. I’ve gotten the rotte…

Woke up with festering Mossfoot again. Each time it manifests it becomes more aggressive

The Adept Consumer: “I watched 112 advertisements today without realizing”

Please enjoy a Functional Bowl from Nutrition Corp.

I’ve got goombas worldwide carrying out my orders

Check out my NY Times best selling book “The Nibbler’s Mindset”. They’re calling it the atomic habits for a mouse’s world.

Good morning, megafog morning

You know what they’ve been saying about the geese and the gander don’t you…

I’ve gained a new brother by bond. We understand each other

Short-staffed at work so the boss has me on Mire Duty for the day

they're giving you a piggyback ride

Your application to Crustacean University has been rejected. Please reapply when that pathetic nub has developed into a real claw.

There are few things I wouldn’t do for a Honey Baked Ham 🤤🍯

Another day fruitless in my search for rare fish and beetles. Where are they hiding?? 😒

I’m a Go-Fish prodigy 🐠

The world supply of wife-guys is running dangerously low. I foresee a shortage in the coming years

Publishing my new cookbook “Peas and Carrots for the Modern Age”

Filling my shoes with river water then freezing overnight sure has its perks 😌

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