He makes the posts that remind him of the good times. He makes the posts that remind him of the bad times

I didn't even notice it was down because I'm so normal

Okay after ruminating all day I think the convo re:degrowth is one where it's just two different frameworks conflicting. From a physics framework you cannot have infinite growth. From an economics framework you can find a way to decouple value from physicality to create "infinite growth"

I could post a legally actionable threat here and I'm pretty sure nobody would notice 👍

Obsession is so so so good. Generational performances from the cast.

Deleting posts because I don't feel like getting into a extended debate but it feels bad when you try to understand people's positions and then they just insult you. I'm not trying to dunk on people! You're just being a dick to me!

Unfortunately this is caused by climate change as we encroach upon their natural habitat

Oh I'm sure

Tidal autoplay seguing from Asleep by the Smiths to "how to disappear completely" by Radiohead.... Just tell me to kms bro

Oh you're happy? Okay I will lock you in this box without your phone for 8 hours just to confirm

Its cool that the collection of people I follow for funny shitposts have a more salient set of arguments for political and judicial reform than the entire democratic party

"it has always sucked, this is the best time to be alive" yeah I know, I'm not built for any of this shit

I've fought this guy in monster hunter

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

I also hate that they gate them behind having a special credit card 🙄🙄🙄

Your honor, my client was doing a bit

SpongeBob was so right when he said bring it around town

I was born to be a lazy european artisan. Drinking too much wine at lunch. Not worrying about an entire business and spreadsheets and the like

Do you think property values are high or low in Omelas

Invent a new form of jerkin it

Bradbury has something somewhat similar in Fahrenheit 451 where a character is absorbed in these parlour wall shows.

Dawg you have to be so fucking stupid to think like this and yet these are the people who are deciding every election. We're so cooked

Type of shit they got Dennis saying to Charlie

Woody if he wasn't a coward:

Brother said "I don't have beef with the alcoholic FBI director BTW"

He's in an Edge of Tomorrow type situation this is like run 4

My opinion on shoplifting is that wage theft dwarfs all other property crimes so if you're making a stink about shoplifters I assume you are making a much larger stink about wage theft. Otherwise it's not the concept of thievery that bothers you

Yes it's my first time on the airplane. Yes I am in the front of the plane and I will NOT be rushed

It sucks that basically every company is just trying to suck every bit of productivity from you before they dispose of your useless burnt out shell. "just be more efficient" "do more with less" fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

The Buddha never had to go to the airport

Oh so now it's a crime to have a few small beers

I don't want to optimize anymore. What if things at work are good enough

Having messed around with AI models, I'm convinced that most AI evangelists are essentially just falling into this trap of feeling good and productive when they use it. And maybe you are being productive! But also, whenever I interact with an LLM it is so obvious how sycophantic and grasping it is

Man I'd love a vacation but every vacation is also a stressor and also nobody is listening and I am drunk ®

Bringing this back. Tap your graphs all you want but from the ground level it seems like most places aren't hiring, our critical systems aren't being maintained or invested into, and the climate is rapidly worsening. The "economy" means nothing without the real world analogues it represents.

I am very normal and can spend several hours with my family in a normal manner

Grift economy. The running thread in these stories is companies with intentionally understaffed customer service. Every business becomes about taking as much from you as it can. Sucks that basically everywhere you go you are being scammed or extorted in some way.

In my cowboy era (drinking while listening to Marty Robbins)

Tattoo artist cancelled..............

My project manager just hit me with a 6-7 joke

This might be an odd take but I think the uptick in this kind of behavior is related to our culture of impunity for bad behavior. On the scale of "shit you should not do" bringing a dog to a restaurant is mild compared to the regular depraved behavior we see go unpunished in our society.

Can't have anxiety without the "why"

Clipping be like:

All sentient beings? Are you sure Mr Buddha? Have you met this one guy

No haha yeah so he threatened the death of a civilization and then I guess there was a ceasefire lol. Yeah pretty crazy stuff. So anyways here's the performance report for March, seems like overall an improvement YoY

Time to relax from this world crisis day with a Simple Eays Game of Marathon

Markets down 1% on genocidal madman's threat

Sorry boss I'm working on my 25 minute long ambient house track dedicated to the enlightenment of all beings. Yep so that will be taking priority today

Therapist cancelled on me today lol