I thought antimatter was like when there's family drama and all the uncles have to go outside

Lol, lmao even

Web developers read a bug report and recreate it yourself challenge: impossible

OBAA and Sinners were both good but unfortunately neither of them had a character turn directly to the audience and tell them the exact kind of leftist you should be

They call me 007 in Marathon 0 runner kills 0 uesc kills 7 failed exfils

Hmmmm the law doing a lot of protecting and not binding for some reason

Get sleepy pilled

It's Sunday which means it's time to have a Normal conversation with my mom

The biggest scam that conservativism has pulled is convincing everyone that to be a "serious thinker" you have to take the conservative perspective seriously

I love seeing a graph without much context like this because I know I'm gonna see some bluesky nerd quoting it going "oh SHIT"

Does everything have to be so fucking stupid all the time? Is there every going to be a time when things don't suck shit?

Thank you for this

I guess my big question is does anything matter

Thom Tillis is threatening to use procedural moves to shut down every Senate committe he's involved in if Kristi Noem does not respond to his inquiry This is something the Democrats could have done at any point during the last 14 months, but chose not to

Love to go to work in between reading about the end of the world

we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this: I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

White, the color of the snow Yellow, the color of their piss

That would require acknowledging that Twitter is a bad platform run by a bad person which would defeat the purpose of justifying their continued presence on twitter.

Plenty of hard working independent journalists engage and do good work on here. It is ridiculous and dishonest to pretend that somehow Twitter is a somehow less hostile and more serious space when it's filled with racist propaganda and the CSAM generator bot. Why is that not a deal-breaker?

After the wizard casts the spell of instant drunkenness on me:

My wifey playing deftones on the touch tunes at the bar.... I know that's right!

Basically my favorite thing is doing photoshops of Adonis

Who is Tilla Mordeau

I know I'm in a bubble because most of the time when I bring up the absolute insane bullshit going on people are like "yeah I don't read the news"

Yes, Kamala and neoliberalism suck, it's undeniable. But it's a fact that millions more people would be alive today if she had been elected. Would the liberals probably care less about ICE? yeah man, they're liberals. But I don't see how you can argue outcome wise that what we have now is better

Ai enthusiasts are excited about the potential of creating a digital sentient being that they can torture instead of having to use analog sentient beings

I do find it a little absurd that this one individual kidnapping case is being portrayed by the news as somehow more notable or horrific than the thousands of other abductions at the hands of masked ICE goons. Like as horrible as this story is, isn't it worse that the government does it every day?

The NYT has taken a stronger stance against weed than they have against fascism lmao

I have a conspiracy about microwave popcorn. They're putting less popcorn in the bags

My bro Elmer keep asking me where I can find the "bad bunny"?

I don't know why he's called that, I wouldn't allow Mr Rock near my children

Adonis has passed you a joint. Do you accept?

I think if at any point you were the comms person for DHS you should lose, at minimum, your fingers

For other politicians, sharing something so racist would be treated as a career ending scandal even if they quickly apologized and claimed to have not watched the video before sharing. Trump hasn't done that, the Times invents out of whole cloth the idea that he might have made an innocent mistake

If you dare to bring up the horrors they all look at you like

The libs are so hysterical 😂😂😂 So now it's illegal to go on vacation? 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

Haha yeah this is so epic, what a dumbass, don't they know about voting

What do you guys think would be the most embarrassing song to request during a psychedelic therapy session

Smokin on that shit that got me listening to the Hereditary soundtrack while playing Fortnite

"I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt... My hope is that Lucy is different... That she is a true football professional"

I think most Christians on the right basically just do this thing where they imagine that God basically is just a guy who agrees with them on everything. They think "what would Jesus do" and the answer is usually "whatever I feel is right in this situation"

They are going to lose. It is impossible for them to ever win

Trying to name my newly invented hat while I'm hungry

Just a thought that a culture of normalized random violence directed at innocent communities will probably lead to a greater normalization of sabotage and resistance. Like yes I carry this bag of sugar just in case I see a nazi's car

What is the part of conservative brain that makes you unquestionably relate and defer to the fat pigs in combat armor over the normal ass people being beaten and shot? they immediately defer to justifying it regardless of circumstance

The way to reconcile this is their aspiration was always to put down a slave revolt, not fight in one. bsky.app/profile/osit...

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