Ready for the MN Fishing Opener

@amyklobuchar.com and @smith.senate.gov now that the administration is defying a Supreme Court ruling and illegally holding US citizens in ice detention centers, what are you doing to defend our democracy? Shut everything down until we have habeas corpus back!

Raise your hands if watching The Secrets of Whales at the Minnesota Orchestra made you cry 3 times

Imagine going to work as a landscape designer pretending like everything is normal when the stocks look like this

Gladiator II is, dare I say, not good.

You too can be signed up to go to a paranormal investigation class on a Thursday, a timberdoodle dance event on a Friday, and a 5k on a Saturday if you have a little whimsy.

One day you’re young and fun. The next you can’t leave your house without three separate totes.

Imagine being born in the 90s and living through so much shit but at least there’s The Masked Singer

Had a great outing at the MN State Park System today learning about bird migration. Cranes and turkey vultures and Cedar Waxwings! Oh my!

Trying to play it cool since office printers sense when you’re stressed and decide to play into that space by forgetting how to print

Imagine looking so regal but crying because it’s 6AM and no one has called you a good boy yet.

Back to training with Gordon for my next 5k who makes us run break neck speeds when a squirrel or rabbit are spotted.

Ran my personal worst 5k today. Apparently not practicing or stretching before a race and depending on a handful of chocolate chips and a weird energy shot is NOT my key to success. It’s good to note these things.

Lady Gaga is so back

Once again devastated to find out drinking water, eating vegetables, and being physically active do wonders for my mental health.

Am I the next great American painter? ( followed along to an episode of Bob Ross)

Does anyone still talk to the people that supported Trump before the election? Have they started to realize he’s actually a villain?

Each time I make banana bread I think this is the best one yet - but the recipe is always the same. I think I just like warm banana bread

Sure I’ll call my representatives, but does it seem like Trump is playing by the rules? Does it seem like a system of checks and balances is alive and well in DC?

You’re telling me dems ran on a platform that Trump would do exactly what he’s doing and now that it’s happening the best they can’t do is say “would you look at that?”

I feel abandoned by the left that have any sort of power. Instead of just posting the horrors, someone has to start setting the groundwork for some sort resistance before the administration makes that information impossible to communicate, right? Give me an action plan. I am begging.

GO PACK GO

Will I stay awake for this whole packer game? Outlook not too good but GO PACK GO nonetheless #packers #football #greenandgold

Nothing says holiday cheer quite like making your partner drive you two hours to a Christmas light display so you can walk around for 20 minutes before driving back home.

Just saw The Nutcracker at The Orpheum. I can’t say for certain since I don’t have a mirror, but I am fairly certain that’s what I look like when I’m in the basement following along to apple dance fitness workouts.

Hardworking Americans do not want 7:00 football games. We have bedtimes.

This one goes out to anyone who has ever poorly timed listening to an audiobook on Libby and now has until 7:35 AM tomorrow to listen to 9 hours of reading

Go Pack Go

Bring Your Rotisserie Chicken to Work Day

A little insulting when my dog gets the zoomies immediately after I take him for a run. Was the 3.8 MPH not fast enough for you?