Dismantling an air conditioner on a Friday night and thinking the whole time I’m the wrong kind of lesbian for this. I’m the muffin making lesbian, the remodeling an old bookcase into a dream library lesbian. Where are the fix machines lesbians and how do I entice one to move in??

When are we getting an official Taco Bell simulator game.

I miss Lite-Brites. Do those still exist?

Happy pi day!

TDIF 🦴

If not being able to focus at work was an Olympic sport I’d be a gold medalist.

Surprise Gaga absolutely made my night. 🥹 10/10 show

I wonder if my dog likes the good morning songs I sing about him.

Getting slutty in the kitchen tonight~

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit! This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

The vibes for today 🎃🍂

Me the second I see highs of 69, rain and the fall fogs roll in. 🍵🍂🎃

Has Asti learned her lesson? No. No she hasn’t. RIP to the ice cream, again.

TGIF indeed. 🥹

My toxic trait is that I always forget about the ice cream I sat out on the counter to soften.

Happy International Wolf Day! To celebrate you should give peanut butter cups and/or potatoes to a wolf girl near you. 🐺🐾

It’s one of those days where you accidentally knock a new bottle of tide on the floor and the cap shatters so now there’s just 3/4 of a bottle of tide all over your floor.

….the sun is up. I spent all night remodeling a single bathroom in House Flipper. I’m doomed. Someone take the lesbian homeowner simulator away from me, I’m too invested.

Emi made such a cute drawing of me and my girlfriends! Not sure why she’s there though? Trying to crash my shrimp dinner date with them I guess. 👀🍤🍤🍤

When I’m feeling unwell and my dog rests his head on my leg 🥹

This is just me every morning.

My naive ass bought one of those smol 99 cent “personal” watermelons this week thinking I was being financially responsible instead of getting the tiny $3.99 package of pre-cut melon. I’ve made a mistake. THIS IS SO MUCH MELON. PERSONAL FOR WHO?! I’M DROWNING IN WATERMELON. HELP. 🥲

It’s rough seeing other people living your dream. 🥺

Ten years later and the Fairytail soundtrack still sparks instant joy. This anime kept me alive during the darkest years of my life.

Not a fan of the warmer weather but I *am* a fan of strawberry shortcake season~ 🍓🤍❤️

When I can’t remember if I’ve fed my dog I ask him if he’s had dinner as if he will respond. And even if he could respond he’d absolutely lie. Anyway Aspen probably got two dinners today.

Had a stress dream where everyone was taking too long to tell me what kind of donut they wanted and the bakery was closing in fifteen minutes.

To the person blasting the entire soundtrack from The Lion King outside my window at 3:30am…honestly this is cozy and something I love about city living, pls don’t stop 😂🩵

Happy pan visibility day!! 💖💛💙🏳️‍🌈

Feeling snackish and forgot past me got popcorn at the store last week. It emerged from my cabinet like a shining beacon of joy today. Thank you past me 🩵

The elevator tonight smelled like peak nostalgia. You’re on vacation, you just spent hours in the indoor hotel pool with a friend and you’re both haphazardly wrapped in towels giggling about an inside joke on the way to your room to order a pizza. I miss that feeling.

Red Wolf Oak's pup spotted howling for the first time yesterday! These tiny howls may be small, but they represent something big: the next generation of red wolves finding their voices. Every milestone like this is a step forward for this critically endangered species. #SaveRedWolves

Nothing boosts my mood faster than dance/electro pop house music 🩵

Had a late night cake craving. So cake I made. No frills chocolate sheet cake w/ peanut butter buttercream.

Thanks for hanging out with me last night! It was super scuffed and idk what I’m doing still but it was good to see everyone! Photographic evidence of the fresh out of the oven cinnamon rolls that were taunting me the whole time. 🤤 ✨

👀 maybe the soup kitchen will reopen tomorrow for belated anniversary shenanigans.

Midnight baking sesh: mini oreo cream pies ✨

Finally unlocked the cheese press in Coral Island so I can make gnocchi. I’m so close to getting a pasta lesbian wife 🍝💕

Happy Pi day!! What pie are you making and/or eating today???

Judas era Gaga is back, Pride this year is going to be 🔥🔥🔥

My brain is so tired my own inner monologue just said “I’ll eat anime while I watch food” 🫠

It’s midnight. There’s a million things on my to-do list between now and next week. I should be in bed. But I’m making peanut butter blossoms because come hell or high water I’m making at least one batch of holiday cookies this year! ❄️🍪🎄

It’s officially December. Time to bust out the hot chocolate calendar 🙌☕️🍫

Just saw a TikTok that said ‘there’s only 4 Saturdays until Christmas!’ and now I’m stressingggggg. So much to do. So little time. 🙃

You know it’s the night before Thanksgiving when I’m up making a literal fuck ton of chocolate mousse at 3am lmaooo

Anyone else being absolutely bombarded with ads for dating sites lately???? Universe what are you trying to say?!

Also we hit our follower goal! I don't need to stream anymore, we reached the pinnacle of my streaming career 😂

Thanks for chilling tonight and ranking pies with @notesonoodle.bsky.social and I! We raided over to @emikasumi.live, go check her out if you haven't! Here's my final pie ranking:

Going live soon with @notesonoodle.bsky.social to create a pie tier list! What’s your favorite kind? Twitch.tv/astiapatite

I have an interview in 15 minutes but all my brain is doing is playing the Totinos pizza roll song on repeat. 🙃