Emotionally Absent Slinky
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Trancefusion
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5 days ago
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Rolling through outer space with my brothers
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13 days ago
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Resident Evil 9 comes out this Friday and I’m set to work 12s this weekend. Feeling cute might kms
29 days ago
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Umphrey’s slaps
about 1 month ago
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If I didn’t have a family to live for the first quarter of my job this year might actually kill me
about 1 month ago
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I walk barefoot everywhere in Mexico because I’m too drunk to find my shoes
about 2 months ago
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I put Warren Zevon slightly above Prince as a singular talent
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about 2 months ago
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“Comedy man”
2 months ago
Mario is Italian Wario is Greek Waluigi is Serbian
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Tony Pegula is a fucking dork the Bills fans should be embarrassed he is the owner of their team. Throw on the Ravens presser from last week to hear a real owner speak about his team.
2 months ago
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I LOVE YOU STEVE BUT COME ON
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2 months ago
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We are searching for a head coach while the guy we let walk is putting up a Madden score on the 49ers
2 months ago
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I will be going live on Bluesky exclusively to tell you all what stinks
2 months ago
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This is adorable
2 months ago
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Step 1: Alienate Your Fanbase Step 2: Fire Important Members Step 3: Unlearn Everything In Favor Of Repetitive Easy Material Step 4: Tank Everything
2 months ago
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Ayo
2 months ago
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NOT ANYMORE BABY
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2 months ago
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Me to Steelers fans today
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2 months ago
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My dog is basically the mayor of our neighborhood Everyone comes on their morning and afternoon walks to say hello to him.
2 months ago
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I can’t believe I have had to stare at Mike Tomlin’s stupid face 2-3 times a year for 19 years
2 months ago
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Nobody: RFK Jr. during Dry January: “Alcohol is healthy and good for you”
3 months ago
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Day 18 of training to physically destroy all of those that have wronged my sweet Allen
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3 months ago
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Day 17 of training to physically destroy all of my enemies
3 months ago
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My wife using the terms “we” and “us” while watching the Browns is traumatizing but whatever
3 months ago
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ALL I WANTED WAS SOME OYSTERS 1 JAR OF OYSTERS AND HE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME
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3 months ago
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I just went to the grocery store early this morning to grab another jar of oysters for oyster stuffing tomorrow and the guy at the deli counter was like “I’m sorry I’m deli not seafood” and I was like “bro you can’t just reach over into the other cooler and grab oysters?” He said “no I’m deli”
3 months ago
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It’s nice to listen to a death metal song that’s not a blastbeat the entire song
3 months ago
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Merry Christmas bruh
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4 months ago
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Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol. But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
4 months ago
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So tired of having to apologize for this huge hog
4 months ago
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Sponge Bob Big guy Pants Ok
4 months ago
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I keep thinking Death Stranding 2 isn’t going to make me cry like Death Stranding did…but mission failed
4 months ago
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allan hogsworth
4 months ago
it’s true alien 3 is a dour slog, but dour slogs are among my favorite types of movie
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This is exactly what my life is like
4 months ago
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Scromit Shart is my new bands name
4 months ago
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Like I legit might go see Dying Fetus/Pig Destroyer for my NYE…jam bands fucking suck ass now
4 months ago
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Slowly transitioning from jam band fam back to my roots of death metal/grindcore fan
4 months ago
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The exorcist 3 is a very good movie
4 months ago
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Dear match light I’m familiar with your game But you just burnt my finger with a lighter
4 months ago
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They’ll never find Me
4 months ago
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Slurp city Here come the snarks
4 months ago
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Yeah pal You wish
4 months ago
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Rewriting Tegan And Sara’s 2014 LEGO movie hit “Everything Is Awesome” to “Everything Is Awful”
4 months ago
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We might be back
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5 months ago
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We are fucked
5 months ago
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At least I get to see my friends on Saturday
5 months ago
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allan hogsworth
5 months ago
it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with allen aucoin on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit. it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with marlon lewis on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit.
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Who else up protesting biscuits
5 months ago
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The scene is HOT
5 months ago
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CP
5 months ago
The most magical performance Jon the Barber ever put on, for my $$$, took place 26 years ago today. Flawless beginning to end. That’s the type of setlist to get you all horned up on a Wednesday.
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allan hogsworth
5 months ago
*trucker's choice riff* i'm just here for the melts
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