I am a Ravens fan And I am on edge

Ayo it is International Red Panda Day! Cheers to the ogs @petzy.bsky.social @jezmund.bsky.social @freebisslinky.bsky.social

From the top of the mountain to the bottom of the gorge… Never seen a fall from grace like this

I’ve been listening to so much The Band and The Band related artists. I am living.

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

1 step closer to the edge and I’m about to Bust

Crimes

Crimes

Umphrey’s would go so hard covering this

When Garth Hudson comes out with the sax in The Last Waltz…that’s some magical shit man

@dribbledfiddler.bsky.social You see this article about PRS? lol

See you guys at the 9:30 Club and absolutely no where else stop asking

I don’t give a shit what you think about me, I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology

It’s insane how great this show is. If you said it’s your favorite I’d have no argument against it. It’s in my top 3-4 favorite shows and it’s my favorite show of my favorite month the band has ever taken part in. 2nu.gs/3r0u1Gz

I’d put Philip Seymour Hoffman slightly above Prince as a singular talent

Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the conversation of greatest actors of all time

the genius of jerry garcia is that he was a tit man who liked to play ass man music

Foreigner hits

Hbd Jerry

if you see this, post a red head

Texting the group chat “have you guys ever heard of Led Zeppelin?” at 5 am.

This is a Vincent D’Onofrio fan account.

No one ever remembers that Vincent D’Onofrio was in The Cell

I need Vincent D’Onofrio to autograph my Velociraptor action figure

Vincent D’Onofrio probably doesn’t attend autograph events he’s too famous

I wish I could get Vincent D’Onofrio to autograph my BK Big Kid’s meal Men In Black Neuralyzer toy

Just had a person cut across 4 lanes of traffic sideways in downtown Baltimore and as she’s slowly scooting passed the front of my car? Donut glasses

.exe has stopped slurping

God dammit I’m going to have to listen to a Phish show today huh?

Movies with the wife

Mom: Put that back, we have Van Halen at home. The Van Halen at home:

Just watch South Park and shut the fuck up. It’s a cartoon.

RIP Ozzy.

Frank’s Pizza & Pasta Baltimore classic

There is a giant ass fox in my neighborhood and I keep getting incredibly high on substances and running into him in my driveway. Then we get into a frozen staring contest with him. Then I make a small movement and it just gallops as fast as it can directly towards the woods. This dude is so big

No one wants to talk about the reply guy epidemic

IRL animal lover

🗣️ DEN FUCKS SO HARD album is already GOATed

The first legit kill in Jaws 2 is pure 80s horror comedy.

Are the bands still playing Clarice?

Sure, I probably could have put my foot down and got vacation time to see Phish today and tomorrow…but also there’s a week long family vacation next month and I’d just rather use vacation time for that. Maybe I’m just getting older.

I don’t know no Edward Allen Poe

I love XL Live @umphreys.com please come back ASAP

Squad up for @umphreys.com in Harrisburg. Vibes are absolutely through the roof. @freebisslinky.bsky.social @lilbrookieboop.bsky.social @gregrock.bsky.social @pbshaughnessy.bsky.social @thewaysheshines.bsky.social @eeslacker.bsky.social + so many more criminals DEFFO bringing down the property value

Does Phish know when they play a damn near universally hated song?

Over the past 2 years every time I see Umphrey’s I leave saying “that was the best UM show I’ve seen”

Umphrey’s tonight is gonna rip

Mood.

In 2019 I could have been the World Champion of Sign Spinning. I contracted a rare form of tennis elbow and was put in the IR. I had to put the sign down.