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Rolling through outer space with my brothers

Resident Evil 9 comes out this Friday and I’m set to work 12s this weekend. Feeling cute might kms

Umphrey’s slaps

If I didn’t have a family to live for the first quarter of my job this year might actually kill me

I walk barefoot everywhere in Mexico because I’m too drunk to find my shoes

I put Warren Zevon slightly above Prince as a singular talent

Mario is Italian Wario is Greek Waluigi is Serbian

Tony Pegula is a fucking dork the Bills fans should be embarrassed he is the owner of their team. Throw on the Ravens presser from last week to hear a real owner speak about his team.

I LOVE YOU STEVE BUT COME ON

We are searching for a head coach while the guy we let walk is putting up a Madden score on the 49ers

I will be going live on Bluesky exclusively to tell you all what stinks

This is adorable

Step 1: Alienate Your Fanbase Step 2: Fire Important Members Step 3: Unlearn Everything In Favor Of Repetitive Easy Material Step 4: Tank Everything

Ayo

NOT ANYMORE BABY

Me to Steelers fans today

My dog is basically the mayor of our neighborhood Everyone comes on their morning and afternoon walks to say hello to him.

I can’t believe I have had to stare at Mike Tomlin’s stupid face 2-3 times a year for 19 years

Nobody: RFK Jr. during Dry January: “Alcohol is healthy and good for you”

Day 18 of training to physically destroy all of those that have wronged my sweet Allen

Day 17 of training to physically destroy all of my enemies

My wife using the terms “we” and “us” while watching the Browns is traumatizing but whatever

ALL I WANTED WAS SOME OYSTERS 1 JAR OF OYSTERS AND HE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME

I just went to the grocery store early this morning to grab another jar of oysters for oyster stuffing tomorrow and the guy at the deli counter was like “I’m sorry I’m deli not seafood” and I was like “bro you can’t just reach over into the other cooler and grab oysters?” He said “no I’m deli”

It’s nice to listen to a death metal song that’s not a blastbeat the entire song

Merry Christmas bruh

Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol. But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.

So tired of having to apologize for this huge hog

Sponge Bob Big guy Pants Ok

I keep thinking Death Stranding 2 isn’t going to make me cry like Death Stranding did…but mission failed

it’s true alien 3 is a dour slog, but dour slogs are among my favorite types of movie

This is exactly what my life is like

Scromit Shart is my new bands name

Like I legit might go see Dying Fetus/Pig Destroyer for my NYE…jam bands fucking suck ass now

Slowly transitioning from jam band fam back to my roots of death metal/grindcore fan

The exorcist 3 is a very good movie

Dear match light I’m familiar with your game But you just burnt my finger with a lighter

They’ll never find Me

Slurp city Here come the snarks

Yeah pal You wish

Rewriting Tegan And Sara’s 2014 LEGO movie hit “Everything Is Awesome” to “Everything Is Awful”

We might be back

We are fucked

At least I get to see my friends on Saturday

it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with allen aucoin on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit. it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with marlon lewis on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit.

Who else up protesting biscuits

The scene is HOT

The most magical performance Jon the Barber ever put on, for my $$$, took place 26 years ago today. Flawless beginning to end. That’s the type of setlist to get you all horned up on a Wednesday.

*trucker's choice riff* i'm just here for the melts