Dear match light I’m familiar with your game But you just burnt my finger with a lighter

They’ll never find Me

Slurp city Here come the snarks

Yeah pal You wish

Rewriting Tegan And Sara’s 2014 LEGO movie hit “Everything Is Awesome” to “Everything Is Awful”

We might be back

We are fucked

At least I get to see my friends on Saturday

it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with allen aucoin on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit. it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with marlon lewis on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit.

Who else up protesting biscuits

The scene is HOT

The most magical performance Jon the Barber ever put on, for my $$$, took place 26 years ago today. Flawless beginning to end. That’s the type of setlist to get you all horned up on a Wednesday.

*trucker's choice riff* i'm just here for the melts

*silly bing bong sounds* Welcome to TDAD *silly whistle sound* Unfortunately we have a somber *sad trombone sound* and scary *cartoon ghoul sound* podcast today.

That was definitely an AI hack

Ah, now you’ve all come to understand my brooding…I mean enjoying my music

I’ve been trying to say tho…

This is severely effecting Tour Tournaments… Is Allen Doubtful, Questionable, or Out

They brought up bringing back Camera B and he quit right there on the spot

I am a Ravens fan And I am on edge

Ayo it is International Red Panda Day! Cheers to the ogs @petzy.bsky.social @jezmund.bsky.social @freebisslinky.bsky.social

From the top of the mountain to the bottom of the gorge… Never seen a fall from grace like this

I’ve been listening to so much The Band and The Band related artists. I am living.

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

1 step closer to the edge and I’m about to Bust

Crimes

Crimes

Umphrey’s would go so hard covering this

When Garth Hudson comes out with the sax in The Last Waltz…that’s some magical shit man

@dribbledfiddler.bsky.social You see this article about PRS? lol

See you guys at the 9:30 Club and absolutely no where else stop asking

I don’t give a shit what you think about me, I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology

It’s insane how great this show is. If you said it’s your favorite I’d have no argument against it. It’s in my top 3-4 favorite shows and it’s my favorite show of my favorite month the band has ever taken part in. 2nu.gs/3r0u1Gz

I’d put Philip Seymour Hoffman slightly above Prince as a singular talent

Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the conversation of greatest actors of all time

the genius of jerry garcia is that he was a tit man who liked to play ass man music

Foreigner hits

Hbd Jerry

if you see this, post a red head

Texting the group chat “have you guys ever heard of Led Zeppelin?” at 5 am.

This is a Vincent D’Onofrio fan account.

No one ever remembers that Vincent D’Onofrio was in The Cell

I need Vincent D’Onofrio to autograph my Velociraptor action figure

Vincent D’Onofrio probably doesn’t attend autograph events he’s too famous

I wish I could get Vincent D’Onofrio to autograph my BK Big Kid’s meal Men In Black Neuralyzer toy

Just had a person cut across 4 lanes of traffic sideways in downtown Baltimore and as she’s slowly scooting passed the front of my car? Donut glasses

.exe has stopped slurping

God dammit I’m going to have to listen to a Phish show today huh?