A nerdy girl in a bikini, a guy in a coon-skin cap, and a kid in shorts with a BEANIE walk into a gas station... Reality is weirder than fiction, but whatever my phone's camera did to this photo is even weirder yet. It's almost like it got AI-ified, but this phone doesn't have AI garbage. #weird

Oh, sure. I leave Arizona in '21, and it immediately legalizes weed. I leave Minnesota in '26, and it repeals the ban on bathhouses. It's like they're doing it to spite me.

This lamp is "off". It's turned off by the switch that controls the outlet it's plugged into. It's a duplex receptacle where one outlet is switched, and the other is always live. Sooo... Voltage leak...?

Woof, indeed!

That's an impressive level of Ignorant Arrogance, even for an American cop. youtube.com/shorts/pcuQs...

Ow. 🥵

This pretty much sums it up. Especially the last line. youtube.com/shorts/wzrZe...

One thing I’ve done that’s really helped my blood pressure is to stay off facebook. The amount of hate, ignorance and vitriol is overwhelming.

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I've never liked Roku, never had a Roku product, so this makes perfect sense. www.cnn.com/2026/06/15/b...

FRE H MEAT #frys

Can't believe I haven't seen this video until now. Also kind of glad I didn't see it until now. It's interesting, but very unnerving... and only gets worse at the end.

From a CNN article: "The US fertility rate has been trending down for decades, leaving researchers and policymakers searching for causes that may help pinpoint solutions." Carville said it best: "It's the economy, stupid."

If it wasn’t for my incredible will power I’d be exercising now

ROOM NEEDED! Single gay 40yo wolf seeking room to rent in Phoenix area. Strongly prefer similar-age roommate(s). Quiet, clean, mostly keeps to self. Need Kitchen & Bath access, as well as place to park 1 vehicle. Handy around the home & with electronics. DM me for more info!

ROOM NEEDED! Single gay 40yo wolf seeking room to rent in Phoenix area. Strongly prefer similar-age roommate(s). Quiet, clean, mostly keeps to self. Need Kitchen & Bath access, as well as place to park 1 vehicle. Handy around the home & with electronics. DM me for more info!

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Holy SHITE Arizona is expensive to insure a vehicle in! Current auto policy through (Company A) in MN is less than $90/mo.. Same coverage through (Company B) in AZ is over $210/mo.! That is NUTS! Gonna have to see what (Co. A) says for AZ... I'm sure it will be even worse. 🤬

No thank you.

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NSFW Horny Thought INCOMING I need a partner who'd be happy to take naps while I gently play with his bits...

I know we're not supposed to pine for the past, but I'm getting hit with some strong nostalgia tonight. I don't know if "those were simpler times" is a phrase that meant so much to other generations as it does to us millennials that grew up as the internet became a thing.

Oh my gawd... I forgot what a real PC feels like. I've been using my old Surface Book 2 since I moved. I finally set up my desktop PC. I forgot what it was like to not wait on every little thing... 🥹

Got nothing good for a chain meme? Nil issue.

So this is interesting... Supposedly, PornHub has blocked access in certain US states due to various idiotic laws. Arizona is supposedly one of them. But... it doesn't block STRAIGHT PornHub... only GAY PornHub. The gay URL redirects to the straight one. What the fuck, PornHub?

Shout-out to @jeffwulf8719.bsky.social for tolerating me longer than the average person can! 🤣 He made it past 12 Months! 🌟 Most people I meet tolerate me anywhere from 2 Weeks to 12 Months, with the average being 3 Months. Way to break the mold! 🥳🎉

I hate being sick and the feelings of fatigue, laziness, and general don't-give-a-fuck that come with it. 🤧🐺 Wolf needs a real bed, soups, and inoculated cuddles.

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I know there's a furry gun store owner somewhere down here in the southwest. Anyone know who that is? I wonder if he's connected with this. 😂

Day 5: The anti-mask right-wing phlegm-spitting nut job got me sick. First week on the job, and I'm ill with Dog-knows-what. 🤬

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Day 3 of the new job: Shadowing a dumbass who insists on making his views about liberals and NGC people known within seconds of meeting him. 🙄

Closest thing to p*rn I've seen from that Jerry fellow. Supposedly he doesn't create porn with his art, but if you see his other stuff and the characters he draws, you know damn-well he's making p*rn with them for someone. 🖼️: "Only Jerry" (YT); DaHecksAJerry (e621); www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vTL...

I got SUPER lucky on today's Wordle. I didn't even know that word was spelled that way! I thought it had an 'e' at the end. >_> Wordle 1,794 2/6 ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

How many "animals" are in this photo? 🤣

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Had to cancel my YT Premium. Back to watching YouTube videos through IronFox to keep the ads away. Bit of a pain to use a browser for YouTube on mobile, but it's all I got. Dashed my mobile data plan, too, so I only watch on Wi-Fi.

Shower thought: spiders control limb rigidity with blood pressure. Therefore, if you give one viagra, can you turn them into erect throwing stars?

Now that's a sentence I couldn't even dream up.

Huh. Someone nearby has an open Wi-Fi hotspot with a common satellite service. Since T-Mobile doesn't work for shit in this city and I know how to use a VPN... 🤷‍♂️

Western Fence Lizard #photography #southwest #flagstaff

Woke up today with no prospects. By 4pm, I'd scheduled two interviews for tomorrow and completed one TODAY. And there's another one that *should* be calling me tomorrow to set up a 4th! Paws crossed!

As Yosemite Sam would say: GREAT HORNY TOADS! Although this one may have been a Pygmy Horned Lizard, not a Great one. Still cool to finally see in real life!

New YouTube upload. My final message to college now that I've finally graduated. youtu.be/Ti4i_sXc970?...