I could totally eat more than one banana in a single sitting.

Someone needs to convince my fiance that instead of taking either person's name we hyphenate my last name twice.

#deadlock Fun fact, you can go under the map by using Viscous' Cube. It snapped me back in the tunnel where I left the map, but it's neat.

Me: This is the single worst food item I've ever eaten. Also me: *Takes one more bite just in case.*

Dream protip, if you're trying to find someone in a crowd go for the guy who looks like he JUST rendered in. Brain only makes essential actors when referenced. Saved me a lot of time.

Whoever is hiding the juice that doesn't make you obsessed with clicking virtual loot and numbers really needs to step up and help me out here.

I have proven time and time again that I would take a cute hypothetical and turn it into a 30 minute trial. #justiceforthechupacabre

You think the All Father's favorite sandwich is Egg Salad?

@jekkus.bsky.social I can't believe it's the holidays and this guy is still talking about these dang pies. Like buddy take a break, you're with your family. I'm sure they like the pies, let it go.

I'm sick and tired of @jekkus.bsky.social talking smack about you know what. If you know you know.

It's a psyop @jekkus.bsky.social. The pies are good.

Fantastic news everyone.

Despite what @jekkus.bsky.social thinks, the peach pies are alright.