How tf am I supposed to build a dating profile? “My hobbies include: crying over the lil anglerfish and trying not to panic every time I check the news”

When choosing a font drives you to tears it might be time to have a snack and go for a little walk

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! The Hell’s Belles trilogy has found a home at Saga Press, Simon&Schuster (UK), and Simon Maverick (audio)! Preorders for print (coming 5/6) and audio (coming 4/1) are available now! Elena Wolfe & Sean Masters will bring Lily&Bel to life in the audio. I’m SO EXCITED!

Since I avoid driving in icy/snowy conditions like the plague, I’ve only done it a handful of times before. I just spent 3 hours on a snowy I5 in the Weenie Hut Jr lane and now feel qualified to handle anything.

I’ve never been more excited for a Monday in my life 😎

*getting an ultrasound on my leg and hears a bubbly whoosh from the computer* Me, thinking it’s a ‘computer loading’ kind of sound: “Oh that’s a cute little noise!” My tech: “That’s your blood flow.”

Maybe it’s anxiety Maybe it’s too much coffee Doubtful it’s Maybelline, but at this point I’ll keep my options open

Thanks to the Reddit page I now 1) have this better version of the Barney song stuck in my head and 2) can never read this scene the same way again

“I can’t wait to write about Hell today!” Me, a fantasy author 🤝 some guys a few hundred years ago

I decided to no longer call tasks “tasks”, and instead refer to them as “hot girl shit” and it’s worked surprisingly well. *drinks water* “thats hot girl shit” *empties dishwasher* “that’s hot girl shit” *makes an appointment* “HOT👏GIRL👏SHIT👏”

“Hot girls have anxiety” I say to myself, reaching for nausea meds and trying to not have an emotional stroke

My mother answered the phone with a secret code word to indicate that she’d finished the book. I’m still giggling about it

What do you mean the void has a wait time?? I can’t just scream into my pillow, I have a lot of feelings and big lungs. The neighbors will hear me and call someone.

We all knew what that salute was. They just don’t feel the need to whisper anymore.

As a bright spot in the day, my mom told me she’s been reading my book & is about halfway through. She’s been enjoying it, but her review of certain scenes so far made me laugh: “Oh my GOSH Jaysea. We need to find you the right kind of MAN.”

This is feeling very “our dear leader” So much so that I can’t feel too happy about this. Like, okay, it’s back, but at what cost?

Currently uploading the super long livestream from tiktok to YouTube. So if you missed it, it will be there. Might take a mi ute to upload lol. Its over 4 hours long. @sea-ya-later.bsky.social @jtontheinternet.bsky.social @bama2dads.bsky.social @doctorrowan.bsky.social

I am waiting to see if Patreon can handle this giant, girth video file lol. Was so much fun. @sea-ya-later.bsky.social @jtontheinternet.bsky.social @doctorrowan.bsky.social @bama2dads.bsky.social

Well fuck. The implication of the second part of that message is not comforting me in the slightest.

Joining TikTok changed my life. It helped me develop my confidence, challenge and explore my beliefs, & helped me find the courage to start telling stories. Without it, I never would have created Hell’s Belles, much less written a book. Losing it is sad. The reasoning for why is terrifying.

Trying to cook dinner with my elbows wrapped and while on pain meds really adds a certain element to the food. And that element is carbon. Charcoal, if you will. (I’m hyper mobile and did a big whoopsie at the gym yesterday)

Finished reading For Whom the Belle Tolls by @sea-ya-later.bsky.social and felt the sudden need to draw at least some of the hot as hell—ehh, get it??—characters, starting off with our favorite himbo prince, Beleth!

I have officially passed the halfway point of 'For Whom the Belle Tolls'. I loved it as a draft on AO3, I love it even more now. Also, @sea-ya-later.bsky.social you're paying for my tissues and therapy 💜💜

I'm going to Vegas! This final round of voting ends Dec 30. You can vote daily! And all money received--for extra votes and tickets--goes straight to charity. Happy Holidays! #cheerchoiceaward #charity #cafae #cafaelatte

Thank you all for your amazing support this year! Here’s a peek at a scene from the book!

For Whom the Belle Tolls is now available for ebook preorder on Amazon! You don’t need a kindle to read it, you can just download the app! It will be available on Dec. 30th

A Christmas miracle seems to be in motion

Realizing that I was PMS’ing while achieving a lifetime goal explained a lot about the amount of tears that’s been happening today. Like I expected to cry, but ngl the duration was concerning

New Hell's Belles comic pages in the works. #comicbook #hellsbelles

My dad expressed an interest in reading For Whom the Belle Tolls when it comes out. Naturally I’m making him sign a waiver to confirm an informed decision.