"Damn. Hearing about people's sex lives is kinda... Pissing me off. It's Valentine's Day all over again." Local single girl is full of rage.

Countless thoughts about big tiddy redheads and the things she would do to them.

Nod nod. Thalia understands that thought very well.

"Your honor, in my defense, I'm finally migrating from the bird app-" [Death penalty.] Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia. Minors, do not even perceive. NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.

Thalia will do the most attractive thing she can for #SeductiveSunday: Be an amazing driver! She's ready to take a Sunday drive with as many cute girls as she can! ...A sudden downpour would be rough, but she's sure she could make it fun. Somehow. Probably. Maybe.

SNEEZE! ...Some plants just got vaporized by that sneeze. Somehow.

"PLEASE SHOW ME MORE BIG BOOBS!" Gremlin meltdown...

"I will fucking delete this world if my dream girl doesn't flirt with me tomorrow."

Frustrated gremlin bite attack!

"...Of my dream girl isn't flirting with me in the next hour, I'm going to lose my mind."

"Rich big tiddy redhead girlfriend! Give! Now! You people don't want me to have a real temper tantrum!" She neglected to mention the 'whole head taller than Thalia' and '100% faithful to Thalia' requirements.

"...I didn't get to see any tits yesterday, and now even the narrator's hints aren't getting any results. I'm tired of being single, dammit! Grandma and granny were already married by the time they were this age, while I haven't even dated a girl!"

BadJokesLucia Something something give Thalia a girlfriend with Ririka as the faceclaim. Single ship. Constant fluff. Maybe a little horny. Need.

"...Screw you guys, I'm going home!" ...At least she didn't nuke anybody for the lack of boobs she saw.

Thoroughly pissed off gremlin.

"Your gif gets one point out of ten for being so short and choppy. The funky birds themselves get a six out of ten."

Thalia found a way to make herself feel better for this #SeductiveSunday! ...Oooor it's going to flop and she'll be in an even worse mood. Don't let that happen. We really don't need the gremlin to stay in a bad mood. She's calling on #MVRP to end this boredom epidemic!

Thalia won't go to the effort of a real Seductive Sunday until things get lively and fun around here again. Let her just dig up an old expression of her desires instead.

"BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS BIG BOOBS!" Ah. She's shameless changing her demands as if she's on strike...

"...Fuck it. Which dating app isn't complete trash full of ugly people?"

"Meanwhile I should have hundreds of fans, but you losers have shit taste and worship the wrong people."

"Oh. A bot. Even I'm not that desperate for attention." Nearly, but not quite.

"Nice. Congrats. Happy for you." Thalia's clearly fuming with envy.

"Give me a rich redhead with boobs bigger than my head or give me the extinction of humanity."

Ah, she looks like she's about to cry... "I'm... I'm gonna give you all that sensation that you're being stabbed by an unseen hair in your clothes if I don't get to be popular soon! Especially with girls who have boobs bigger than my head!" ...Desperate lonely gremlin...

"That's what you get for following demons instead of my grandma." No sympathy from Thalia...

"Because the demons knew about you in advance. They knew that you would come crawling to them, so they started their work early."

"You're probably only ill because you're associating with demons like a nerd. Grandma's way better than any demon."

"...You should really stop doing whatever keeps getting you cursed."

"...That's it, I'm filling everybody's shoes with slime and finely ground glass." ...This gremlin really isn't built to handle boredom and loneliness.

...She just threw a park bench across the street for attention-.

"...Give me a girlfriend or my pranks will be dangerous soon."

"It's messed up that I still don't have a girlfriend with boobs bigger than my head." ...Calm down, gremlin.

...Why is the gremlin giggling? "Heh~ It's officially warm enough that tank tops are starting to be worn out in public~" ...Ah. She's just being a pervert.

"Big boob rich girls..." One track mind...

"...I'm too hot to be single! When do I get spoiled by a big boobed rich girl?!"

"...Now when do I get a girlfriend who's way bigger than me?"

Oh no, the hell spawn is back for #SeductiveSunday... Uh. Is that what this is supposed to b- "Go on. Say it. 'Nice cock.' Say it." ...Is this one of her pranks...?

"...The oldest sister of that brat who bit me is an absolute goal." Thalia, no.

Pounding on a table- "Boobs boobs boobs boobs!" ...Stop chanting like you're demanding food, gremlin-

"I'm a huge fan of Titty Tuesday. Keep it up, ladies."

Restless troublemaker noises.

"I would be a great dad." ...That has to be her attempt at being funny-

"...I don't need my own chest if I date somebody with enough chest for both of us."

"...If they were the size of my head-" WHAMK! Thalia has been sniped by a tactical slipper from one of her grandmas.

Blink. ...Thumbs up because she has no idea what's going on. "Yeah, you do that."

"...Who?" Googling, Googling... "...This Persona character? Well... I like her hair, but not really feeling it. And I mean more stacked than that." Wow, blunt.

"Significantly taller than me..." Not a difficult condition to meet. Thalia's 4'9". "Hourglass figure..." A shameless desire... "Redhead..." Redhead supremacy. "Rich and willing to spoil me..." A selfish desire... "Monogamous, of course." Thalia is not capable of sharing.

...If Thalia ever actually meets her dream girl.

A #SmileSunday featuring Thalia's taste in women.