MAKE AMERICA AMERICA AGAIN.

Minnesota authorities confirm at a press conference that 57 year-old Vance Luther Boelter (a MAGA, of course) is a person of interest in the shooting deaths of Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, and State Senator John Hoffman and his wife who were wounded in "targeted political violence."

Dear World, I've said it before, I'll say it again: DO NOT COME TO AMERICA. Not for vacation. Not for business. Not for FIFA World Cup. Not for ANYTHING. Due to new management, it is not safe here. Our President is declaring war on us. PASS IT ON.

All TACO has to do is play golf for the next 3 and 1/2 years, mind his own business, and leave people alone.

I'm the CFO of Pissing Grandmas of Liverpool. Just to let you all know that the Deep State has invited 100 of our members to visit the USA to piss on trump's grave, when he passes over to Hell. We have gladly accepted the invitation. 💙💙💙

I'm calling a Code 5379 DJT 471 to be actioned against the Donald. Reward available. 🤣

In the UK, if you are the recipient of this gesture, it's acknowledged that you've been donalded.

Pete Hogsbreath's message today for US troops... "We're in the BUSINESS of WAR FIGHTING." Trump, many times... "No new wars."

After having shit all over the Emoluments Clause, trump's next targets are Santa Claus and Bear Claws. 😏

Crossword clue in British newspaper. I'm struggling with this since I'm not American. Clue: Most bigglisome American piece of shit, in the history of everything. Here's what I have T R _ M P Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

We note that Donnie Two Dolls has added another aircraft to his collection.

Trump has a tiny pencil.

My child has only 4 pencils and 1 doll. I'm gonna start saving, but she can't decide whether to have a pink or purple pencil. Should I get both (in three months, when I can afford them)?

They're eating all the dolls. They're eating all the pencils.

💙

Trump's audacious public display of his outrageous neck vagina is a felony. LOCK HIM UP.

Trump's administration is a twatocracy.

Trump has lost his membership of the Sesquipedalian Society (people who use polysyllabic words), for allegedly cheating on the entrance exam. When asked how he felt about the decision, he sobbed, "Me bigly sad." 😏

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP. Thank you.

An early goodnight from Liverpool.💙

Thank fuck that trump is a moron. Imagine otherwise. 🤔

At least be thankful that trump is a simpleton.

Trump's brain is like a shaken snow globe, but with particles of shit doing the floaty thing.

Hey, America. Enough with your cruel joke. Y'alls can swear in Kamala now. Thank you.

Presenting... ... Donald J Scrotumhead

Trump's buffoonery is proudly on display to the entire world.

It's not possible to outsmart trump. You should be trying to outstupid him. That makes more sense.

Trump's America is a shit-hole.

Fuck your president. Fuck trump, too.

Not content with bankrupting two of his own casinos, trump is now trying his fuckedest to bankrupt the USA. He's doing a pretty good job,of it, too. 👏👏👏

Hey trump, keep your filthy little hands off of our cute UK pussies.

You're all fucked. There is no question about that.

Good news everybody... ... Just checked my text messages, and the trump administration assert there will be zero bombs dropped on Syria today. However, Donald will be attending a diaper-changing ceremony at 13.00 ET.

The biggest killer of American children is the 2nd Amendment.

Fit all pastors with tracking devices (sometimes they leave their phones at home while they're committing their sexual assaults).

Fuck trump. You know it makes sense.

Trump says he has the best words... ... He's such a cunning linguist.

Trump will soon cry "havoc" and let slip his dogs of war on the American people. You know it.

While there exists a multitude of candidates for the runner-up position, the most disgusting, undignified American ever born is trump. Hands down, by a million miles, not even close...

America First = America alone.

John-boy - "Goodnight, Mary Ellen." Mary Ellen "Goodnight John-boy. And fuck trump." John-boy "Yeah, fuck trump. Fuck him real good."

Make Ass-wiping Great Again

Fuck president Musk Fuck trump Oops, almost forgot. Fuck Schumer.

If you're against abortion, don't have one. Otherwise, mind your own fucking business. Thanks very much.

Trump's administration is a clear and present danger to the free world.

Magats... ... Enjoy the forthcoming recession that you voted for.