Call me D.B Cooper the way I be high jackin it

The Mice Room! youtu.be/B2SoOd7jUpI?...

For me shop lifting is spiritual. Breaking down societal barriers to tap into something deeper

I fuck the music I make it cum

What would you do if you suddenly turned really old but only for 10 minutes

Why are there no famous baby actors like theres no baby you think of. Like everyone knows peter dinklage plays all dwarves why is there no baby guy for that

My word is bond and I have short term memory loss this is why I am good at keeping secrets

Is this real

I ain’t never met a dog that didn’t deserve it all

Pain is only temporary, so is joy. All things will pass. Live for the moment and always do your best.

I relate to no one at this function..,. Take me to my lair big hawk

Staying up late thinking about you and also all the things I’d say to my father if I was strong enough

I was thinking with my penis And my penis thought You were a girl

I go hard like a boner

Thinking about this picture

How can I relax when it’s a PUSSY!!!!

People don’t even care if your high anymore, It’s not even funny when you let them guess

I always feed ants at my area Pop-Tarts’ crumbs small enough for them to gather and store for winter since each possess the sweet-tooth. Back in my Middle to High-School whenever I have speech, I showed my speech teachers how I fed ants and explained about it which amazed them.

Its so hard to be a man child in this economy

Sat next to a skinny legend on this airplane. Bouta have so much room. He watched me type this btw feeling weird about that.

I wish Oasis would fuckin split up again

Hit the mellow fellow and looked in the mirror wtf

Rise and shine! It’s a beautiful day ❤️

Welcome to cuckold town population you

Everyone so mean 2 me 💔

Playing with gradients

Fucking winter time so fucking bullshit can’t walk around in my underwear’s lest me jewels shrivel into pebbles

I think I’m gonna try posting on here more often. Easier to pull away from than Instagram, not as scary as twitter. Could use more yaoi

They fucked up my resonance so hard it gave me a hernia

She sand on my frequency till I Blue

PINK GUY???

We’re dad posting tonight Red guy belongs to @barti-bus.bsky.social

My boy parts smell