@captmarkkelly.bsky.social You’re going to be president.

Minnesota is fighting for America and the American government is fighting for apartheid South Africa.

It’s odd to be able to watch a country self-immolate.

Bluesky now has a ‘population’ of 41,560,000. Which means it just passed Canada to be the 37th largest population in the world. Canada’s current population is 41,548,630. Bluesky User Count: bsky-users.theo.io Canada’s population clock: www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/pub/71-60...

Former Trump’s pageant coach ““The smoking gun is Miss USA and Miss Teen USA. Start with Billy Bush and Nancy O’Dell. These people are dangerous!” www.threads.com/@amay.a100/p...

When Donald Trump finally leaves us, I wonder if Ivanka will write a book detailing how utterly creeped out she was by her father’s attention toward her?

I can explain the election results last night: When Dick Cheney died, he took a lot of the evil in the world with him. I am looking forward to the hour when Donny Drumpf is found face down in a bucket of chicken.

Eric Adam’s has to feel a little rejected after getting 0.31% of the mayoral vote today.

Question: Do you believe in karma? Answer: Did Zohran Mamdani become mayor of New York City and Dick Cheney die on the same day?

Donny Drumpf‘s new Epstein ballroom looks like Liberace’s idea of a Russian ballroom.

The GOP could use an enema.

Qatar is getting a military base on US soil, in Idaho. The Dotard must really like the Qatari’s. They gave him a plane after all. You know who he likes more than those guys though, Daddy Putin. I wonder if Cheeto Mussolini will just go ahead and allow the Russians to open up shop in the US of A?

Going after Comey huh? That’s an 8 or a 9 on the diversion scale. He must be nervous about something big. Release the Epstein files.

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

Immigration is being eliminated for some people but not all. Doors are being opened for Afrikaners. I’d like someone in the media to ask The Dotard if Nelson Mandela should have been released from prison. Given his open door policy for the Afrikaners, I’d bet he didn’t.

@markpopinchalk.bsky.social Hello Mark, May I ask you a theoretical astronomical question?

I wonder if we will see corporations increasing their prices just because they can. They did this during Drumpf’s Covid inflation but managed to successfully beat back Drumpf’s Covid inflation and brought the economy back with a soft landing Those corporations still grabbed what they could.

Let me thank The Dotard at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. You did it big guy. You helped elect a decent person to a high public office. Proud of you. Covfefe.

I wonder if there will be a sharp uptick in babies named Adolph in the next few years.

Think of all the chaos we’ve seen. Trump hasn’t been sworn in yet.

Blue sky has only 20 staff? What the … where do I donate?

Might help if the tariff news pushed the Jack Smith story into the memory hole.

1 billion dollar contract: You are paid $10,000 per week for 50 weeks a year until the contract is fully paid out. 2 weeks unpaid holiday per year. How many years before you get the full billion? We really shouldn’t have billionaires.

Was it Orbán or Putin who advised him to clear out the military first?