burn victim: help me please me, an empath: are you mad at me

do you think Mikey Day calls his birthday Mikey Day

screams at you

recently finished watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer so i drew Angel as an angelfish

finished watching buffy the vampire slayer, here’s my ranking of the seasons, favorite to least favorite: 1. season 5 (glory) 2. season 6 (depression) 3. season 4 (college) 4. season 3 (mayor & faith) 5. season 2 (spike & dru) 6. season 1 (the master) 7. season 7 (the first)

i don’t have to imagine sisyphus happy. i know the guy and he’s doing great

(used car salesman who wants to be a magician) and for my next truck

what was “the incident” at your high stool? for me it’s when i fell off it (it was a very tall stool)

just want to point out that this NerdSync video i edited has surpassed in views the Ben Shapiro video that it’s about so in a way i can now brag that I have ratioed Ben Shapiro 😎

i’ve realized that i want everything to be a tv show. i’m becoming like Abed Community where i hyper-fixate on the infinite sandbox of scenarios that television specializes in. i’ll watch a movie with fun character dynamics and go “i want 6 seasons that play around with this”

i know i’m late to the party here but buffy the vampire slayer is like a really really well made show lol

i'm sorry i'm only on season 2 but i think Buffy is WAY out of Angel's league

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EVERYONE please watch my NEW VIDEO entitled "The Reddit Gorilla Dilemma" (link in reply)

EVERYONE go check out this video I edited for NerdSync!!! (I give you permission to mute anytime Ben is speaking)

lmao I just had a really funny idea about Kryptonian currency (the money that Kryptonians spend on Krypton). my idea might not be funny to the Kryptopeople or whatever they’re called there but I just thought of what if on Krypton all the money there was called Fartbucks

went to the Toilet Store and everyone there knew your toilet

hey guys look what i can do (has a panic attack)

i know there's a literacy crisis because i just watched an adult pick up a book, sigh, put it down and pick up a television instead

(trying to impress my girlfriend by stepping on every element of the periodic table) it's not rocking to you that i'm standing on bismuth?

gods buddy Pedro watching him create trees and shit: that’s awesome, great job man

dont wanna see anyone celebrating the 4th tomorrow right after the big "millions will lose healthcare and also the American Gestapo now has more money than God" bill got passed. if you have any feelings of patriotism right now please look inward and fix your soul.

i never argue with a strawman. whatever you say beautiful

Idea: Santa does Christmas on the wrong day. He realizes but oh no it’s too late!! It’s almost morning, how is he going to undo Christmas, get all those presents back, in mere hours?? Then, from the shadows, a smug chuckle. “I can do it.” Out steps a familiar green face.

always a little sad when i catch myself getting swayed by someone incorrect because of their sheer confidence. like damn i’m really just a wacky noodle guy who dances when the wind blows hard enough

saw some harry potter adults on reddit talking about how it's good that JK is working closely with the writers and like, i just don't understand what reality these people live in

remembered that Neo and Trinity are alive and making the world they want to live in and i got misty eyed

good news everyone!

my parents when they can tell i’m high

trans rights btw this isn't up for debate

i edited this one! check it out!!

what separates a good idea from a bad idea is the time it takes to realize the bad idea was a good idea all along

*cracks knuckles too much* it’s time to go on the computer. *starts typing* ow ow ouch

every time an order is filled at the hooters in heaven, an angel gets its wings

(Andor spoilers) Partagaz, rebellion, and sickness

has anyone ever pointed out that in Cyberpunk 2077 you basically get a SQUIP

for sale: baby shoes (too small for my feet)

new pope just showed up at my door with a gun

i can’t believe i was ever worried andor season 2 wouldn’t reach the highs of season 1

releasing andor 3 episodes at a time was a criminal decision. it is inexcusable that episode 8 was not allowed to shine on its own

andor is so good man it's so unfair that we don't have more star wars at this level of quality and thoughtfulness

no one said shit about Pluto. but it's a slippery slope. what will you do when Big Astronomy comes for Earth

spunch

NIAMOS!

in Clone Wars and Rebels, i always thought it was neat the way that Filoni et al characterized Maul as a discarded nothing villain who desperately wanted to be the big bad. literally dug up from the trash. which is why i always get confused when they decide to make him important

that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to bring us THIS so airly

abolish ice and try all involved for crimes against humanity

silly question. why would they put all that on my screen if it wasn’t true

new doctor who in 8 hours :)

I have got to stop dropping stuff. It’s getting out of hand