Fish

Xterra? Frontier? Avalanche? 90s-2000 Silverado 1500? 90s 2000 Suburban? I cant decide 🥲

Doggy camping

I love getting drunk and grilling in my Lanai Fuck!!

I love going to Discount Retail stores and buying ridiculous house decorations :)

Another silly week Where I sit in my silly little office In silly Sarasota And make silly sketches On silly Xactimate And enter Silly line items Reading silly engineering diagrams And make silly inspections on silly projects

Manifesting my Apartment in Greensboro NC flooded today in the 8⁰ weather cause the fire sprinkler and plumbing broke so I don't have to go back and deal with it in 3 weeks :)

get it right

boss man hired a new guy at work named "kitchen", say's he pretty good at trim. He caught me looking and gave me a weird look, then asked if there was anything at my house he could fix later.... maybe. #FursuitFriday

Theres 2 Cellar spiders in my house. They are allowed to stay because they stay in their corners and activity keep the mosquitoes and other things that get in at bay Shout out to Harold and Radcliffe 😎 (thats what I named them)

Tampa Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo With @beastlybaked.bsky.social 😍

Soon(tm) To Functional Volkswagen maintenance and repair shop. Beers chugged, swear words invented, blood stains on the concrete.

I don't.. Think they thought this one through..

I have yard work tomorrow and im so fucking hyped up for it

I have neighborhood Armadillo's Neat

Needing my Palm trees trimmed and wiping sand off my hood on my commute home are two problems I didnt think id ever have lol And Iove it. Also we are slowly accruing goofy lawn ornaments

I love my new job already. Its so relaxed. Everyone is chill. I even get to teach them how to use Xactimate mobile

Oh shoot. Its been a wild 3 days. Spent Saturday 6am-9pm transporting my entire life to Punta Gorda Florida! Closer to family and a new job as a Project Manager. Me and @beastlybaked.bsky.social have a little of settling in to do to this week!

Farewell Dewalt tools You served me well 🫡

Being petty because im quitting and moving out of state and trying to make my last 4 days hard is not the route I thought they were gonna take but go off lmao

Woah im 30 today 🫡🎂

Me too

Im late on this But! A Place in Sarasota FL hired me as a Estimator/Project Manager!! I move down in 2 weeks!

I am a MK7 Golf And I am low on washer fluid But also its 39⁰ outside

Commm onnnnn place in Florida I applied to Give me that phone call today

find it hilarious when I get shit or poked fun at for using hand sanitizer at work, wiping my steering wheel and interior of my service vehicle down. This comes from the guys who shove a ham sandwich down their gullet after taking a piss not washing their hands and we just finished sucking up shit

They should bring the Quesalupa back that shit was so fire

I found the symbols section in Xactimate I am now unstoppable

I wish weed didn't make me scared...

"Yeah my water heater broke today" "You think this is gonna be covered?"

The Volkswagen knows where it is broken at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn’t broken. By subtracting where it isn't broken from where it is broken (or where it is broken from where it isn't broken, whichever is greater), it obtains a check engine light. ​

Never in my adult life Did I think I would have 3 companies fighting for me to work for them. I didn't know drying buildings, sucking up shit, cleaning up blood and internal organs, killing mold, lead abatement, Xactimate estimating was a hot industry with premiums and cost of materials going up.

thinkin bout this

you heard the man

I Have GOT To

Watched a 72 year old maintenance guy at a rehab centers brain melt After he spent 5 mins rattling on about how im a dumb kid, and hes been doing construction for 60 years and he knows how drywall works And I simply say "Okay. But sir I dont do construction. Im in Restoration"

I cant wait to switch to either one of two companies soon. My current place wastes too much time on these half ass apartment complexes, rehab facilities, and cheap ass land lords

Hyena

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I love posting whatever stupid shit that pops in my head and on this silly fucking Social theres always a key word that triggers the most random accounts, not even furries to like the post periodically for 1-3 days

I cant wait to move to our house in Florida so I can sit in my garage and do nothing but drink beer

"Its not about who you know, i4s who you blow" Is stuck in my head for my current situation.

@beastlybaked.bsky.social and I are fixin to move to Florida soon 👀

Applied to two other Restoration companies today!

Loyalty? Tenure? Dedication. Doesn't matter no more. Get your wife pregnant. Get drunk with the boss at a hockey game. Go to every after hours social event. Oh you've been here 5 months? Thats okay bud! Here have my job and a free truck! Guy who's bee n here 3 years? Fuck him!

Final nail in the coffin. Big life change coming soon. Dusting off the resume

I updated it

Teehee Check out your 2025 Bluesky Harvest from @anisota.net! anisota.net/harvest/

Almost past these nicotine withdrawals. I swore off vaping/cigarettes/cigars again.