I've been unemployed for 6 weeks now and I think I'm turning feral. I don't sleep at night anymore, I just stare at nothing and worry about everything. Maybe I don't sleep because it's finally quiet. No barking or talking or TV sounds or neighbors yelling ... Quiet. Maybe I should go do the dishes.

Memorial service for the father in law is on Saturday. The anxiety level is pretty fuckin high.

if I may: a total work of art

My mom disappeared after supper and I found her in bed, napping. I woke her up and she said "did you just get here? Want me to make you something to eat?" We got here 2 days ago. I have to get back here asap, I'm worried for my parents.

Starting therapy next week. Probably should have done this a long fucking time ago.

Why are perfume commercials so weird?

Don't mind me, I'll just be over here having a complete mental breakdown.

Favourite thing I've said in a long time ... "jesus fuck lady, I'm no yoga master"

Sometimes people just need a little encouragement, instead of constant doom and gloom.

I gotta say, Avon still serves.

Ok do I want to actually shower and do something with my hair and face before my drivers' license appointment, or just say fuck it and see how epically bad I can make my pic?

www.gands.com/en-us/2025/0... Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

Ah, technology. I don't even have to call the school when my kiddo is sick anymore, I can just submit an absence form online.

Got pulled over the other day because hubby's car registration had expired and all I could think was "fuck, do I have my green card on me? Am I being deported? Ohshitohshitohshit"

You know you wfh when you have "good" sweatpants.

Holy shit, how did it get to be Ostara already!??

I hate FB's interface so much, that window that pops up when you want to read comments (I know, I know) is frustrating as fuck. In other news, I found a tick on my butt, today.

Gotta love it when you're on an overnight emergency call and one of the higher ups asks how much longer you're planning on being around and you're all OMG SHE KNOWS MY NAME *panic* "uhhh I dunno." I'm such an idiot.

lol so turns out this dude has made pro-51st state context and also owns the biggest “urban axe throwing club” in Canada. Something to keep in mind when considering how to spend you Canadian dollars, folks!! His locations: badaxethrowing.com/about-us/

Do I spend $2k for my kid to have an awesome summer at various summer camps or let him stay home (free!), turn in to a roblox zombie and drive me crazy. Decisions, decisions.

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

I've never been so happy to be taken off a project as I am now.

Gotta love it when you're panicking about a meeting and both your boss and team lead are offline and nowhere to be found. 🙂

What a weekend. We were a bunch of sickies most of it, but yesterday I took a nice long drive in the beautiful weather so silver lining.

Yesterday was a total clusterfork. Put my phone on DND thanks to an onslaught of notifications from a meeting, kid missed bus and couldn't reach me, he panicked, I panicked when I saw his messages 30 mins later, hubby picked him up and we all lived happily ever after. 😱

How is this real life? www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

I should have left a long fucking time ago. I'm so stupid.

I feel like I'm in a dream state of constant panic and nausea, waiting for the next horrible thing. How is this happening? I can't wait to get out of this hellscape. #16moremonths

Putting frozen mango in my water instead of ice is a brilliant move, on my part. #buycanadian #fucktrump #notmypresident

"There is such a thing as a tesseract."

If you're still using twitter, there's an old saying ; if you sit at the table with 9 nazis, there are 10 nazis sitting at the table

Success! Now blue elf needs food, badly.

Big meeting with some of the c-suites in an hour - the excitety (excited anxiety) is building.

Taking down holiday decorations is always depressing but refreshing.

Oh look, an update!

HOLY CRAP IT IS A SMALL ASS WORLD, FOLKS.

Kids go back to school eventually, right?

How the FUCK did it get to be Xmas eve already?!?!?! I'm not fuckin ready.

I love that I can order, and pay for stuff online from local stores, then all I have to do is pick it up.

I forgot how exhausting it is to spend the day in the office. Silver lining: they gave us cookies!

I can wear pajamas in to the office tomorrow, right? Ugh. I'm freaking out.

No kid for the night + holiday party = hubs and I sleep in til 11am. 😆

Holy shit we saw drones.

The brain fog, she is real today.

Can't wait. www.instagram.com/reel/DCxOAqv...

Why did I think that replacing my monitor wouldn't devolve in to reorganizing my entire desk with less than an hour until a vendor meeting? I am so smrt.

Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, post 10 things you like 1. Glass 2. Reading 3. Glitter 4. Embroidery 5. Xmas lights 6. Tech 7. Photography 8. Witchy shit 9. Snail mail 10. Tattoos

This bitch .... #jkrowling “Rowling posted or reposted more than 200 times (excluding replies) about trans-related issues to support her conviction.” 🤢🤮https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/jk-rowling-harry-potter-statement

Who puts tomatoes and carrots in a Caesar salad?!? Apparently #PlumTomato does.