if i don't get my hands on a (good) sesame bagel soon.........

wake up, silksong, eat, sleep, repeat

IM SILKING MY MF SONG!!!!!!

first try. i did it. i have no words. cried on stream. laughed. danced. cried more. still crying. i have no words. first try. thank you. 😭💜

i've worked the last 12 days straight this 3 day weekend cannot come soon enough AAAAAA

finally cleared my email inbox at work for the first time in months 🥹 brb crying happy tears

time off request APPROVED for sept 4th + 5th!!!!!!!!!

SILKSONG!!!!

sorry i can't tonight, i'm busy

blessing your feed with some tunie on a tuesday 🐟

one year ago 🫶🏻

YAYYYY THATS MY BIG SLIMY BESTIEEE 🫶🏻

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT 💜 it's scary to take a jump like this - you all make me feel like i'm worth trying for, and that i can push myself to succeed. i'll never stop being thankful for that. TLDR; ya gal is going to start full time streaming. schedule announcement coming tomorrow 🫶

IM OFFICIALLY AN AUNTIE!!! (a deer gave birth in our backyard)

I'm back on the grind from my last ~2 months of inactivity on twitch! I'm flirting with a start time a few hours earlier than normal- currently somewhere between 5-7pm est for anyone who hasn't seen me online the last 2 days. I'm v curious on people's feedback for that so lmk!!!!

me when i remember my friends are leaving this week 🥺

jupijej 🤍 @glasseyy.bsky.social @squimmie.bsky.social

So lucky to know you two

we brought tuna to a new groomer yesterday and they said she has a GREAT PERSONALITY and was an EASY GROOM!!! proud parent moment!!!

*heavy sigh* bapanada

happi

my new phone came in yesterday and i almost started crying in target because they didn't have any clear phone cases yes i just started my period but i don't see how that's relevant

ok but like.... the power rangers theme song??? they didn't have to go that hard but they did and i think that's beautiful!!!

struck absolute GOLD going through my childhood CDs!!!

todays the last day of gno 🥺 make sure to hang with us as me and tay teach joi 70 star and she does her first ever run!!!!! we should be starting up around 4/5ish pm EDT less than $100 away from the $2000 charity goal 👀

the last week of gno is here!!! a lil over $100 away from the charity goal, super exciting week including joi’s first ever 70 star run while learning on the spot!! @eleesuh.bsky.social wed @ 4pm est @artemis.sm64.live thurs @ 10 pm est @virtualjoi.bsky.social and @tayble.bsky.social sun @ 4 pm est

obsessed with the logic of riding someone's ass will get them to go faster/move over because it just gets me to go slower and stare at you in my rearview until you back off!!!

any tips for the owner of a large breed dog who has recently decided they will NOT be entering the groomers? 😭 they tell us she does great once she's there but tuna put the breaks on hard today right at the door

there is a very real possibility that Still Alive by Aperture Science Psychoacoustic Laboratories is gonna make it on my Spotify Wrapped this year

happy mar10 day!! 🍄

WOMEN!!!!

Happy international women’s day!! 🌸✨ Please check out this starter pack full of women/femme identifying speedrunners! If you are a fellow woman or femme identifying speedrunner, DM me and I can add you to the pack 😊 go.bsky.app/9NTmRdP

i have covid and a 100° fever but even better than that, my husband accidentally just let the dog out with her diaper still on and she ran away and TOOK A PISS IN THE DIAPER

celeste is for geniuses and i am one of them!!!

been branching out into first playthroughs recently!! so far this year, we've finished: banjo-kazooie, banjo-tooie, and pokémon snap!! as of last night we've moved onto celeste!! 🫶🏻 the movement is so much fun and i can't wait to play more tonight hehe

trying to figure out what game i wanna tackle next and i'm considering paper mario (i've never played any of the pape games!) is it possible for me to just jump into TTYD without playing 64? will i be lost?

salmon posting on main 😳

four hours into grunty industries and i only have ONE JIGGY

Zzzzz

finally moved all my channel point sound redemptions off soundalerts and onto SAMMI 😭 so time consuming and tedious but having everything for my stream existing in one place is gonna be so nice!!

now that i've actually uploaded a video to youtube and am using that account, i'd love to support some of my pals over there hehe moots, pls drop me your channels (im too lazy to go and look for them on your profile, ty) ✨

hi i loved playing banjo-kazooie so much that i decided to upload my VODs to youtube so they can live forever!! idk if i'll do much with it, but part 1 of my first-playthrough is up now (spiral mountain + mumbos mountain)!! 🫶🏻 youtube.com/@twistedtay

yeah i play fps games

play banjo-tooie, they said!! it'll be fun, they said!!!

so nobody was going to warn me about bottles in banjo-tooie?? smh my head y'all just love to see me suffer

finished my first ever playthrough of banjo-kazooie last night!! i absolutely loved the game, and as somebody who doesn't have nostalgia tied to my opinions, here is my worlds tier list that nobody asked for!! no yelling, i'll cry!! ☺️

this girl is the nastiest skank bitch i've ever met. do not trust her!!

live and continuing my first playthrough of banjo-kazooie!! finding the final lair jiggies and then we're off to fight grunty!! link in replies 🫶🏻

removed twitter entirely from my twitch bio links!! 🦋 i know some pals are still active over there and leaving might have me out of the loop on some things but with love and light i can't keep going there just to doomscroll!!