I need a group of friends that wanna get high and play video games together. 😮‍💨

Got my weed before the storm. 🙌

Really need to get an air purifier for our bedroom so I don’t have to smoke in the bathroom in the middle of the night. 🙂‍↕️

I’ve been away from traditional art for so long that I keep trying to two finger tap on my paper to undo. 💀💀💀

DoorDasher was trying to tell us they delivered the food and marked it as delivered and took a picture of our house but was saying the restaurant didn’t actually have our order. So they just drove to our house with nothing???

Had The Talk with my eye specialist about removing my eye. He isn’t willing to resort to it quite yet wants to try some other stuff for pain management and one last upping of my immunosuppressant before we discuss it further.

This king sized blanket I made a few years ago now is coming in CLUTCH with this cold ass weather.

You know how normal humans get baby fever? I have kitten fever. 😭😭😭

I just got so high I walked away with the lighter still in my hand. 😭

Got my second book read for the year. Fuck I’m so far behind. Lol

Ngl this makes me want to delete bsky. This is super fucking weird behavior.

People who cook with rings on disgust me. What do you mean you’re making pasta noodles from scratch with all of your rings still on? 🤢

Entering a duty: I hope I don’t have to main tank because I’m too stupid 😭😭😭

Been sick for a week now. I’m over this. I want to be able to breathe again. 😭

RLS is really kicking my ass today. 😭

I’m a bong rip away from taking apart my humidifier to see why it’s not working.

My bangs are so long now that I almost lit them up with my joint. 🧍‍♀️

Told myself I was gonna get high and read but Animal Crossing is calling me.

Is this a safe space to admit that I don’t have an ironing board or wool mat? I just use a bath towel on the floor to iron shit. 💀

Would be nice if we could rename ourselves/islands in animal crossing. I’m far too attached to my island to demolish it but being slapped with my dead name every time I talk to someone is dealing 4d6 psychic damage.

Still have this fuck ass migraine and I caught whatever my partner was sick with. 😭

I’m almost done with the quilt I’m making for my friends baby. This thing has been a nightmare but I’m glad I stuck it out. 🙌🙏

My brain is like pudding. 😭

Maxed out on my recovery meds every day for this week-long migraine I’ve been suffering from. Weed isn’t helping.

Hella disappointing when I see a buddy reading and positively reviewing Zionist authors.

Just sneezed nine times in a row. 🥴

🔥 happy year of the horse 🔥

My nearly 16 year old cat has always put his paw in my mouth when I’m sleeping to wake me up because he’s an asshole like that. Well he finally did it to my partner for the first time. Welcome to the club bud. 🥹

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Partner and I moved our king size mattress down the stairs and the new one up the stairs. I’m now gonna sleep for a week straight, holy fuck my back is killing me.

Wish I had a gun to put in my mouth because I’m so tired of being in constant pain with no relief.

Maybe that ICE agent will do the right thing and off himself. 🤞

Imagine seeing a psychiatrist for your mental health and he tells you to quit taking opiates and to just “smoke the devils lettuce” when it wasn’t legal in my state at the time. Yeah I never went back. An actual medical professional telling me to do illegal substances…

Went to put my current read, which is something I loved as a teen, into StoryGraph — THERE’S A SECOND BOOK I NEVER KNEW ABOUT. 😭🙏🙌

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Every American should be ashamed of who we are and what we have become as a nation today. We have a long history of military misadventures and even crimes but the attacks we have been conducting on Venezuela are among the most wanton, egregious and least defensible acts we’ve ever conducted.

Sitting here thinking “man this FFXIV villain sounds familiar”. It’s Elgar’nan. 🧍‍♀️

Just know that when I die, if you hear a phantom coughing. It's just me having a sesh in the afterlife.

I’ve been in so much pain I haven’t been able to focus enough to read.

My cane is in the car that’s being worked on so I didn’t even have that today and the walk from the parking garage into the hospital destroyed me without it.

Ain’t no way I have to pay an additional $30 on top of the $70 copay I paid for me to walk in have them check my eye pressure, tell me nothing, and leave the office. I was there less than ten minutes and I drove 45 minutes to get there and 45 minutes home. 🧍‍♀️

Pounce woke me up two hours early so I could play fetch with her. Now I can’t go back to sleep before my appointment this morning. 🧍‍♀️

Happy New year guys. Here’s hoping 2026 is better for all of us. 😭

Fireworks should be illegal!!

Time for my morning bong rip so I can actually eat lunch and be out of bed. 🫡

Really hope the guy fucking with VA credits on IMDb gets incurable jock itch for the rest of his life.

One book away from 40 read this year. Pray for me.

Being in so much chronic pain you have to cancel a doctors appointment is the worst feeling. 😭

What’s your fav niche reading genre? Mine is medieval horror. 👀