I learned about the WEIRD acronym today. Whiny, Entitled, Irritating, and Really Dumb.

I'm not saying that if you enjoy avocado or olives, you're a psychopath and should be jailed. But someone should.

Really not feeling it the last while.

I'm finally making a concerted effort to catch up on my shows, the backlog has gotten too big to be justifiable anymore. I'll post summaries as I go. Day 1 summary: you guys, I nearly shat myself when that train came right at the screen. I don't see how they're ever gonna top that.

The new Arkham City game is going to be amazing. Art: @applefaced.bsky.social

The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects sneezes.

Me trying to wrangle the furry homies to agree on a date for a house party.

On quite the rollercoaster with the new meds rn. It's one of the ones that crash.

Why is it always ancient prophecies. Where's "The Oracle foretells of the Times of Gurning, when the seamother will spit out a harpoon of coral and impale the moon and pull it to earth to destroy all the gods have made." "When did she say that?" "Oh, just now. This morning. Like two hours ago."

I want to make a line of little chibi models of gay porn stars. I'll call them Spunko Pops.

Trees have knots and yet zero tree sonas, what's stopping you horny fucks

The thinking man's bogan.

That satisfyingly warm smell from your pits after just the right amount of exertion.

Dad had a rough day at work, son. Real rough. And all he wants right now is to relax with a drink and a very, very good boy dealing with this big problem between his legs. So c'mere and sort Dad out~ Art by @cbh.bsky.social

Write every night. Write every night. Write every night. hey Siri how do I successfully bully my own brain

In this house we linger.

Beautiful autumn hike.

Veiny #fcf @ma-queue.com @penisquebecois.bsky.social #penisquebecois #maqueue

He makes it fit, one way or another. With Storm, art by YaoiFairy.

"I sit and watch TV and you have to make me cum before the credits" horse dad challenge qualifiers are this weekend. Don't miss it.

Being deep into your 40's online is really the best, you get to come across funny videos that are 10+ years old and share them as if they are freshly excavated treasures. Did you guys see the one where the kid gets bitten by his sister.

I've since replaced Perch with his new son Jaeger, but back in the day, this was a piece I had made from my series "Sons and Lovers", featuring Bucephalus and his boy helping one another out. Art: @arjunagoat.bsky.social

Regular expressions: making a ho(us)e, a home.

Flares are shaped exactly like the lower half of the oesophagus. Here, I'll show you.

Having a very interesting debate in my writing themed TG group about the process, ability and necessity of writing protagonists who don't experience change. t.me/zaggynorse

Share a piece of writing advice. Bad ideas only. Here's mine: if you're worried your character might be a Mary Sue, just rename them.

Positive thinking matters! See solutions, not problems! The trolley solution.

My one cat is named Owen Wilson now because the only noise he makes it WEEEEOOOOOWWWWW

Do you have an artist you keep going back to because you love their stuff so much? I have a few, but @cbh.bsky.social is easily at the top of the list. Her horses (and everything else too, honestly) are just so delectably...lickable. Who's your go-to artist?

I did some writing this week. On both my game and a standalone story. It wasn't easy but I don't think easy is in my lexicon anymore, so on we go. Something is always better than nothing.

I'll stop using emdashes when I die. My epitaph can just be "Zaggy Norse—"

"AI is amazing. We fired ten devs and replaced them with fifteen devs worth of tokens."

There's nothing particularly special about today which makes it the perfect time to try something. Anything.

Project Hail Mary was great.

Art for @onlyflares.com ~ 💙💙💙

The hero the city needs ⚡ Art commission for @onlyflares.com ~ 💙💙💙

Horses: capitalist Donkeys: communist Zebras: anarchist Unicorns: libertarian

When the hunter finally returned, the torches were all but burned out. The villagers kindled them back to brightness, pressing forward with equal parts fear and eagerness. ogling the stallion. He looked rather different than when he’d set out that morning... Art by @honovy.bsky.social

More presentations should be helmed by Welsh people.

The sloppy adventures of Foreskin Man and his arch-nemesis, Sir Cumcision.

The style that FA uses for visited links is wrong. I don't know exactly what it is about it. Maybe it's the contrast with the colour of unvisited links. Or the use of underlines. Or how they choose to highlight parts of notifications. But my brain always has to stop and go "what?" to figure it out.

Horse with programmer socks? Buckend engineigher.

Literally dripping Precum this morning

If you're on TG Desktop (and maybe the mobile apps, though I'm not sure) you can turn off that stupid fucking AI prompt they added. It's under Settings > Advanced > Experimental Settings If anyone can find the same option on mobile, please add it in a comment.

I have two OCs: Bucephalus, and this fellow. His name is Sir Etherington "Fuckboy" Cockwobblesworth, and he likes Proust, astronomy, and losing his tophat inside beggy little subs like you. Oil his moustache nicely, and maybe he'll try lose it inside you next. Art: @ifusmoraine.com

Horsecock is the cat's meow.

I've got some fucking wild art in the queue. Your dicks are not ready.

Got around to updating the About on my homepage with more interesting information. www.onlyflares.com/about/