It's my birthday this month and for a present I want you to go leave a nice comment on your favourite story. Yeah I know FA's the only option rn, you can still do it.

There's a famous saying here: "por que no los dos". It means "The zebra should not bite the lion's tail". Good advice for many people I feel.

I invite Gen Z and Alphas to consider that if they abandon Taylor Swift now, that means she's officially passe and no longer skibidi. Which means their parents are free to move in and start calling her cool and playing her loudly in the car on the way back from the orthodontist. Choose wisely.

There is a class of food I simply call "warmed-up fruit". This is your apple pies, your peach cobblers, anything where fruit has been heated up against its will and become warm mush. This is bad food and it should stop.

Jensen Ackles is so fine.

"Kakpraat", the bold new scent from the labs of L'Poephol in Parys. L'Poephol: want jy wil mos.

If you post nudes online, it is crucial to cover the top of the penis with your hand or else the tokoloshe will get inside, take up residence in your balls, and open a shebeen.

As an olive loather, I felt so seen by the latest Taskmaster episode. #OlivesArentFood

It may be that the vagaries of age and medication mean I can't actually write all the time every time like I used to now. I just don't know. But in this moment right now, at least, some writing is happening. I'd really like to have a piece ready for the return of SoFurry.

Furries are like cliff racers: you can try killing them all, but in the end you'll just start running past them as quick as you can while they scream at you.

I call my dick "The Great Work" in public. "Got to head home to do more work on The Great Work, sorry"

Promptober 4: Anthro on Human

Did you know that when you leave a comment on a story, the writer involuntarily makes the sound of the ogres from Warcraft 2 casting bloodlust.

I have a Telegram group for people I think are cool to chat to. If I know you, and you're fun, and you want to indulge in horny furry escapism with other cool furs who can actually hold a conversation on multiple interesting topics that aren't only porn, it's here: t.me/+66YZ6SjaaPs...

Jocktober but make it chonky 😏

Posted some sprite previews for Rav :) www.patreon.com/posts/sprite...

Nice ass. Bring it over here~

Rim your tops.

Steam update emails: "We've added a new button that makes a puppy come out of the screen and lick you when you're sad. It's free btw, and the puppies are organic." Epic Store update emails: "we've removed, like, four things. Huh? Why do you want to know what things we removed? Are you a hacker?"

If you're not choking on balls regularly are you even really alive

Be gay do seltzer

My new book, "Truth Turds: Inconsequential Aphorisms for an Indifferent Age" is out now. "Don't travel in circles. You get nowhere." page 47 Buy the book for the rest don't be a cheapskate I have children to feed well not children they're cats but they cost as much as kids so

Good news, got another great idea for a novel I'll never actually write.

The world's top-selling horse lifestyle magazine. Get your copy today.

The Deus Ex remaster looks like Aspyr thought that Invisible War was the peak of the series.

The important thing to remember is horsecock tastes like apples but horsecum tastes like crabapples.

hard to believe science has advanced to the point that a dog's cumsock was able to speak before the UN for a full hour today truly living in the future

Return of the Blob

CW: Son thinks he's slick. He forgets who raised him. Dad can read him like a book, he's just waiting to see when his son grabs the bull by the balls. And Dad's the bull.

Country with the unquestioned most experience of apartheid: hey guys, someone else is doing an apartheid, look, it's very obvious The guys: oh dear, well we won't stand for that!...in a few years, as soon as it's politically, financially and socially expedient for us to gently do so

Taskmaster series 20 feels like a once-off reunion of four washed-up Doctor Whos hosted by Sanjeev Bhaskar.

I keep a huge lemon in my office. When things get stressful, I hold it to my nose and breathe the citrus.

I own the complete Calvin & Hobbes in a gorgeously bound set of volumes. I don't read it often, but when I do - paging slowly through the thick card, sampling panels at random like memories of scents from my childhood - I am reminded anew why it is the greatest work of philosophy I've ever read.

On behalf of all scientists, since we're apparently a monolith: fuck your channel and its clickbait titles. I've enjoyed Astrum for years but if this is how they're branching out then I hope its a massive failure. "Refuse To Admit"? FUCK you. Anecdote is not evidence, fuckface. Learn to communicate.

Feeling real horsey today... Art: @krideg.bsky.social

A major strategy I have to not get annoyed on social media is mentally appending "in America" to the vast majority of statements in posts, and particularly headlines. It instantly reframes them in a way that makes it clear it's a specific regional problem and the rest of us can ignore.

This series of Taskmaster NZ has been the best one yet and one of the best across all the variations. What a fantastic team, I will miss them tremendously. Even Jeremy cracked a smile once or twice.

Randy Bitchford

A new character design poll is up on my Patreon for the *extremely* sexually liberated wild dog couple in the game, Advik & Viraj :) www.patreon.com/posts/charac...

That nap got interested. With @dustafyer.bsky.social Art: Fight

The thing about donkeys is they'll actually fucking shank you for a crisp.

In Australia, the most common nickname for a cock and balls is a "skedaddle and chips". Try it out on your next hookup and see joy blossom in their eyes. If they pretend never to have heard of it then scream at them until they stop lying. Tears are permitted.

Mezzanine is probably my favourite cheese

What are the ecological implications of the Monster Hunter series

I'm tired as fuck so I'm just gonna take a nap on the couch and you suck my dick and film it and I'll just enjoy it later alright

I started out this year with such high hopes for the positive changes my new meds would bring, but it's turned out to be an absolute mess trying to find the right dose and schedule. So tired of feeling exhausted all the time. I just want to fucking DO things again.

Brayden the bison for Vincentus

Ek is big

My New book The Sun of Vallerane is out NOW! Go and get it! amzn.to/3JsSfBZ And find more about the other book and the universe: vallerane.com

Let's roll the dice to decide this week's mystery illness. And the winner is...........STREP THROAT! Exciting!