A sharper knife cuts better both ways.

And my axe.

Yes, life is a neverending battle against entropy. But we should still take time to enjoy the moments when we balance atop it briefly before diving back down.

In light of the UK's push for family values, I'm afraid I have no choice but to redouble my efforts to return to the peak of Mount Horse Incest. Because I, too, believe in family. I think they can do anything together. Particularly the way I write them.

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I'm finally catching up on Arcane. On S2 now. Unbelievable quality. How can the writing be god-tier and still somehow be playing second fiddle to the animation, art, voice acting...absolutely staggering achievement. Every episode is a masterpiece.

Never skimp on anything that goes between you and the ground: beds, chairs and shoes.

It's called a horse hello. Maybe educate yourself. Art by A_inc. With @stormwx.bsky.social's Tahoe and a wolfy cocksleeve.

I don't know who you are, stranger, but I applaud your dedication to our species.

From the depths of the forest, he...well, depths of the sheath, I guess. Art: @hellgoat.bsky.social

Prettiest city in the world.

I'm Zaggy Norse, alleged horse. I write porn and dick around for fun and pleasure. If you like furry horse art or stories → my website www.onlyflares.com has plenty. For stories in particular → here's a couple I recommend: www.onlyflares.com/stories/son-... www.onlyflares.com/stories/inhe...

After a remarkable amount of work, I'm finally done with my new website! At last, a single place to see all my art and read all my stories - including some of both never seen before - plus blog posts I've written (and new ones to come). Get stuck in, gayboys. www.onlyflares.com

I'm just going to make the joke now so that we can all have a good smirk about it and then move on to the many more weighty tasks that lie upon us. The Bird That Drinks Cum

Um excuse me why did nobody tell me that House of Ashur has a hot gay daddy in it?

I love rugby. Art @bananadaboi.bsky.social

You might know me from such shows as "The Stallion With Five Legs" or "Clip, Clop, Crime: Bucephalus the Horse Detective"

Importing all my art and stories into my new personal site has been an educational experience. Two things stuck out: * I have so much art that I somehow didn't post. * I've done so much writing. And it's pretty much all still good. I need to bet on myself more. I've got the magic.

If you like reading long-form stories online like me, dislike serif fonts like me, and can thus never quite find a typeface that works for you - check out Atkinson Hyperlegible. I think it's my new go-to online reading font. fonts.google.com/specimen/Atkinson+Hyperlegible

Don't try to communicate your displeasure with Discord by downrating them or posting reviews or anything else that makes no difference. Just uninstall it. They don't care what their store rating is. A one-star user is still using them, after all. But they for sure care when total uninstalls jumps.

I'm so glad Mock the Week is back. What a great way to start each week.

Nailed it.

I work out to flood my body with dolphins.

The fragmentation of furry artists across social media, caused by the gradual erosion of places they're "allowed" to exist, has been on my mind for a while. Now that work on my personal site is wrapping up, I'm turning my eye to a project I've wanted for years: a good "open for comms" alert system.

There's too much wrong with this.

The universe is complex enough that coincidences are not a rarity, they are expected. On top of that, the human brain is designed to find patterns. And yet time and time again, people look at someone who is in fact just stupid and lucky and think "it can't be luck he must be a genius". Stop it.

reply w a word/phrase + location to help me decorate these undies ✍️

Hey fucker. Come spot me since you like looking so much. Art by @dreamandnightmare.bsky.social. Lion (or...cheetah? housecat? whatever) is @karnaltiger.bsky.social

My favourite make-Youtube-not-shit browser addon which broke months and months ago due to the new UI, got a surprise update that fixed everything and more. Bless you, Youtube Enhancer.

Very pleased with how the personal site is coming along. Putting a lot of work into a pleasant reading experience.

I keep trying to jump back in the saddle when I think I might be fixed, and then the bronco bucks and I'm face-down in the dirt again. So I'm trying to take it slower. Current goal: finish making that personal site with all my art and stories and some blog posts. Then we'll see what's next.

Best view of my equine slutboy. Art by @cbh.bsky.social

The thing about me is that I don't have the part of the brain that detects z-buffers.

Fattest Cock Friday. Art: @cbh.bsky.social

The Art of the Pariah

My racist uncle did a DNA test and is 3% Khoisan and it's just the best present I could ask for.

"C'mon in, the hay's warm..." Art by @chunie.bsky.social

CW: INCEST In the end everything worked out. Dad and son just went camping often now. ........a lot more often actually. Dad loves camping now.

New year, new chemicals. Let's see if I can wrangle my stupid fucking brain into shape and get back to doing what I should be.

The Loop Hero sequel should be called Loop Hero Gravity.

You can't spell "macronutrients" without "macro nut". Or "rient", actually, but that's not a word. Well, maybe in French. Actually, yeah, I think it is a French word. Means "the underside of a lemur" if I recall. So specific. France, you crazy. But ya anyway. Get your macro nut today. For health.

These balls were made for sniffing. By @heathenfang.bsky.social

Happy Fapathon to those who celebrate.

Hot young stallions in your area…. 🔥 Fantastic Henrik work by @tanutanuki.bsky.social

Celebrating SoFurry's return with a story. "The Pup and the Hound". Incest, feral, anthro, dad/son, canine, horse. sofurry.com/s/egLxw5dm

New SoFurry, new Nifty. Porn readers are eating well this week.

SoFurry is back so here's a reminder that all my stories are up there with a far superior reading experience to FA. sofurry.com/u/zaggynorse

"I see my role as publisher is to add punctuation, commas and full-stops mainly, no semi-colons – it's not joyce - and no hyphens – once again, this isn't French writing"

My new headcanon is that the Stranger Things kids have brain damage from all the interdimensional travel and that's why they need obvious things repeatedly and slowly explained to them, preferably using physical props that a putative observer could easily relate to.

I've been fending off a series of major cyberattacks on my business since December with basically no rest, and it's properly fucking me up. I'm on amphetamines now to be able to function, I'm sure this all ends well for my endocrine and nervous system in a few weeks.