I'm being gaslit by a bird spelling game. Yes it IS a word! I'll take this all the way to the Spelling Hague, I swear.

Might start scheduling games on comesahorse.xyz when I'm feeling like unwinding for a bit. I think it'll be fun to play with a bunch of random furries. Rooms can have up to 20 people so that'll be pleasantly chaotic lol. I'll mention here when I do one.

There's a conspiracy in the furry world and you poor sods don't even realise. Big Stallion is working night and day to keep the truth from you. What truth, you ask, mouth agape, fursuit arm yellow with Dorito dust? I'll tell you. Big Stallion is covering up the existence of...Bigger Stallion.

You wouldn't believe the situation that results in two tops ending up like this. It involves nylon. And maasdam. Wild night. With Ganache. Art by @tagonkrat.bsky.social

A draft horse is just a himbo with the curiosity of a cat and the intelligence of a cow.

Posting another reminder if you’re interested. I have a NSFW Telegram channel since X banned me 😇 #nsfw #gay #pup #pupplay t.me/+Hfy74hI_494...

Do you own any Displates? Tell me if they're good.

Do you realise that at some point we're going to be able to say without a doubt that Tupac is dead even if he didn't die. Isn't that weird to think about? I went into my basement and asked him what he thought and he just told me to get more Cheese-Its. So I hope it's not long. He's very rude.

I think that if Caravaggio had been a monsterfucker the entire Renaissance would have been much better

New Taskmaster UK let's goooooo

A long time ago, I made a group to connect with readers of my stories and other writers, and have sane adult conversations about words and life. I met a lot of great people that way. For many reasons it fizzled out, but I've never lost the desire to have something like it again. So. t.me/zaggynorse

I have very strong opinions about the new Pokemon game and the bad news is they're the exact opposite to whatever yours are. But I'm a horse so I win the tie break, so you're wrong. Better luck next time.

Dad is always so nice to help me apply sunscreen. Not sure why it’s always so sticky 🤔 @onlyflares.com 🎨 Fight on FA

Nobody panic but I think I might be gay

Wrote 750 more words of equine brotherfucking tonight. Thought you'd like to know.

He's gonna clean up at the Dad Joke Awards.

The AI industry is just the tech version of end-times Pentecostalism. CEOs yelling from pulpits about how only a lack of faith (in their product) will damn you. Spend more tokens now to be safe against the future coming of AGI Jesus and its wrath. Oh and while you wait, buy some $200 indulgences.

I write for love. I write for lust. I write for curiosity. I write for interest. I write for experimentation. I write for pain. I write for satisfaction. I write to feel. I write for myself. I never, ever write for what someone else thinks. And neither should you.

The thing about me is I don't have the part of the brain that detects z-fighting.

INTERIOR, BEDROOM *sounds of aggressive slurping*

AI training is updated on Nigerians and Kenyans. Here's an essay from a Kenyan about AI stealing the style he was taught. The essay's full of "AI tells" - but it does not at all read like AI, because it's so clearly a human writing, with something to say. marcusolang.substack.com/p/im-kenyan-...

The full dad package. Climb on, son~ #softiesaturday #balls #dad #flaccid #hairy #hung #uncut

Warning: hair growth may be suspiciously horselike.

I'd like to take this moment to thank the entire South African coastline for giving me a long weekend full of of quiet roads and empty malls. Thank you for your service.

Today will be dedicated to mindlessly migrating some servers while thinking about two middle-aged horse twins discovering they're gay but only with each other.

Injecting ads into Github pull requests with Copilot hahahahahaha GO FUCK YOURSELF, MICROSOFT For more than just the usual reasons

Since writing is so challenging rn, I'm burying myself in reading to feel better. Currently revisiting Earthsea, and remembering what a GOAT le Guin was. Such a joy to read.

It's like one of them, what d'you call it, with the stairs and shit...Escher! That's it. A Multi-Cum Escher. With @dalfrin.bsky.social and @hubristhehorse.horsecock.gay

Once I've got my deck builder working to my satisfaction, I think I'm gonna run a contest to make some new furry CAH decks. Do categories for some species-themed ones, plus a general one. Cash prizes, too, I think, since it's harder than it looks and motivation helps.

It's beyond unfair that you sometimes feel good - great, even - for brief periods in amidst a sea of mostly feeling shit. It's like the universe has just learned about spite and is testing it out on you specifically.

mouth of a screaming seal

Does your head of engineering have a good sense of humour? If not, they shouldn't have that job.

Sniffffffffff Art by @marjani.bsky.social

Hey @sofurry.com, was great reading your update about plans to modernise the code. But I'd really suggest not choosing Rust as the backend. Not because the language isn't capable, but just because it limits who can work on the code in future; it's not exactly a common skillset. Why not Go or Node?

Only Wolves and Spinsters

Hear me out: heterochromic balls

Oh, you LOVE sex, huh? Well what's the refractive index of cum then, since you're such a huge fan? ...thought so. Fucking casual.

The thing about me is I don't have the part of the brain that detects scones.

I want to make a health drink made mostly of nori juice. I'll call it SeaWee.

Slogans are not the same as actions.

Fuckin' yeehaw~

Thrilled to finally have this in beta after seven years (!) of meaning to "do it someday". My take on an online Cards Against Humanity-type game, preloaded with all the furry decks I could find (and thousands of others if you prefer). Made purely for fun, for free. Enjoy :) comesahorse.xyz

If you're not a fan of Marathon, the good news is it'll probably lose a lot of players when it rebrands to Snickers in a few years' time.

As much as AI is indeed shit at pretty much everything, I feel it's very innate shittiness is why we need to develop a modification of the old adage. "Never ascribe to AI that which can be explained by incompetence"

If the world ends, it ends. But does it fucking have to happen at the hands of the absolute most childish, incompetent, whiny, Dunning-Kruger, Scooby Doo-level fascists that have ever been shat out. It's so fucking insulting watching a man with a single digit IQ sink the planet. GJ USA.

I won't lie I'm super happy with how it's coming together

Another stunning Highveld day.

I've not forgotten my grand plans for a commission-alerting platform. It feels more and more prescient by the day, frankly. But I need to get my head in order first. I thought I was in a good place but it turned out to be temporary. But I'll get there eventually, and then it will happen.

Still working on my CAH online clone.