Eigenforeskin

I just can't get my brain to care about the rest of the work year which is a problem because there's three weeks to go.

Let's just say I'm a horse of mystery. An equine of confabulation. A stallion of bewitchment. A nag of ensorcellment.

Slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp by @scarlanya.bsky.social

Don't be mad at Cloudfront. They need lots of servers to operate, which have only gotten more and more expensive as RAM prices rise, which happens because the RAM is used for GPUs which are now only used for FUCKING AI BULLSHIT

The "Every time Veritasium changes the thumbnail for their new video, you take a drink" not getting liver failure challenge

Long term goal is to spin this furry porn career into a billion-dollar worldwide series about, I dunno, a kid who discover's he's actually a merman or something and spend 6-7 bestselling books having merman sea adventures and then use all that money to wall off the UK to trap JKR there forever.

The Vitruvian Pup

AI is a Skinner box that keeps whispering in your ear about how incredibly smart you are to keep being fooled.

I have a master plan that would drag the furry Telegram porn group scene into the 22nd century and address all its problem, but alas I lack the time to do it, so I am making this skeet instead.

I'm gettng back into writing...! By writing nonfiction. Lol. Here's a review of a furry novel I recently read, "The Rains of Vallerane" www.furaffinity.net/journal/1125...

Sometimes I think about the fact that I'm just here living my life year to year, but there's this constant stream of people hitting 18 and getting to like horse porn on Bsky for the first time ever and they're just perpetually hard and cumming with the visual pressure of our overwhelming eroticism.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I love hiking in Africa.

Just some pictures from this week that I was really feeling good about Flex Friday seems like a good excuse to post them again

One of my favourite genres of Youtube is "American tries to do Aussie accent and veers wildly between Australia, New Zealand and South Africa every other word".

The system works. Get yours today (tm)

Tastes like heaven. Glazes like chocolate. With @valmirhorse.bsky.social. Art by @horserov.bsky.social

Most people winterise their cats with tar, but you can also use ghee. The important thing is a high themal capacity to keep them warm.

The thing about me is, I don't have the part of the brain that detects unglazed pottery.

I need to finish setting up my personal site so I have somewhere to post my screeds eviscerating each new iteration of GPfuckingT.

I had to clarify to my mother that AFAB and AMAB are not what she thought (and concurrently, what ACAB is). Through who knows what process, she thought AFAB was "Africans are bastards", a slur the Americans came up with, and that AMAB was "Americans are bastards", our retort.

I have used Firefox diligently since it released. Even during The Slow Years. And I know they're under permanent financial difficulty. But it breaks my heart to see "Ask an AI Chatbot" in my context menu. At least there's an option in the menu to "Remove AI Chatbot".

fucking AI/futurist bloggers "Now, we shouldn't draw any conclusions from this one data point, but...!" proceeds to draw all the conclusions and more

Trying a new “simpler” art style with a series of twinky AWDs in hoodies. I hope to get more time to do a good collection of them 💖 #gay #furry #art

You've got limited time on this planet. Stop taking out your pain and insecurities on other people.

I think about "Zima Blue" a lot. The short story, though the adaptation was solid. But the short story is so good. I feel like that little robot often.

Something furry for #mcm, perhaps? Hello, stranger :)

Ferrets are like if cursive was alive and had adhd

Commission for @calamitycolt.bsky.social !

Plur1bus episode 1: I'm in, Vince, let's ride.

Stop hoarding all the queefs

Lately the only thing horse dad wants is sons, pups and brats to press down under his domineering hoof and command to serve his needs. Most don't have what it takes. Do you?

Python's fucking shitty async is going to be the thing that kills me. The doctors will say prostate cancer but just know it was my fury at asyncio that caused it.

Pup painting is my favourite hobby. Art by OrcFun, with Storm.

When a new icon appears at the top of Discord it's like moving furniture and discovering the half-decomposed body of a rodent your cat dragged in a week before. Except it's still alive, and won't die no matter how many times you hit it with a spade. How the fuck did this shit replace Teamspeak.

You have piqued my incesterest. Continue.

Techbros wanting respect for an idea that's literally "we're going to digest all of human knowledge, including the bullshit parts, and it shall somehow be SMARTER THAN US ALL" Bayesian statistics would like a fucking word with you

It's alright to be glad when some people die. Death isn't any kind of punishment, but it does clear the board to make space for better people. Non-mass-murdering people, say.

Would you look at that...it's deer season

steadings abdicate

The contents of my phone album in order of frequency: pets, penises and plants.

I'm a big fan of Ryan Gosling and of his parents, James Goose and Mary Gander.

Since you're gonna spy on dad in the shower anyway, he might as well put on a show for Softie Saturday #softiesaturday #hung #uncut #hairy #dad

Pup is a gender

My two favourite novels are Catch 22 and Don Quixote. I once helped the tenth-ranked boxer in the country bury a box that was too small to hold a body but too large to hold anything mundane.

I'm a South African ten, which is a Los Angeles five plus a tattoo of the number 5 on your dick.

This is what Halloween is supposed to be about. Stop collecting candy and start summoning the horny horse demons. Art: @mickeytheretriever.bsky.social