OMFG Bastiaan and Sarah are the BEST! #staracademy

#staracademy is shit

#staracademy 1. Sarah 2. Bastiaan 3. Ambre 4 bye bye bye Victor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I learned Splunk is not spunk www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiR...

The days are long. The days are good. Wouldn’t trade a second of them.

First football match of the year. First win of the year. First yellow card of my life. Apparently I’ve also unlocked the “get called absolutely vile things” achievement.

@cenobyte3.bsky.social (2/2) What happens when you step back off the platform and fall in? Do you experience: The heat death of the universe before you hit the singularity? Normal free fall in a finite time? Or something that can’t be described at all within our current physics?

@cenobyte3.bsky.social 😅 (1/2) If you could stand safely on a perfectly rigid, indestructible platform hovering just above the event horizon of a black hole, and you watched the entire future of the universe unfold in front of you due to extreme time dilation…

Anouk #teamanouk #staracademy

A student measures time using a stopwatch. (a) Identify one source of uncertainty. (b) Suggest an improvement. (c) You may not say: human error repeat readings use better equipment (4 marks)

SUVAT: Emotional Abuse in 5 Letters Constant acceleration. Always from rest. Never realistic. You try to remember: Is it s = ut + ½at² or v² = u² + 2as? Answer: yes and also no.

Vecna should have killed Jonathan three seasons ago to put him out of his misery. #strangerthings

I feel whacked. Emirates Airlines kicks absolute arse and has ruined all other airlines for me forever. Now awake in the wrong hemisphere, missing Australia, the friends I somehow collected, the food I inhaled, and the laughs that definitely shouldn’t have been as funny as they were. Bugger jet lag

Hobart. MONA. Tasmania. This feels like propaganda and I’m fine with that.

Learnt a lot this year. Stayed myself. Ending it in Melbourne with fireworks. That feels correct. Happy New Year 2026

Religion? Politics? Trump? None of above stirs up these Aussies, what does? The bloke on the radio who lost his job because he said something derogatory about the national women's football team. Fuckin hell they bleated on for an hour 😅

Boys are arguing about something that happened ten years ago. Fireworks!

I like Melboure but I love Amsterdam. Brighton who? Has it been a week already?

RIP Vale Perry Bamonte @thecure.com variety.com/2025/music/n...

Australia made me believe in Powderfinger. This song? Unreal. Best thing I’ve heard in my life. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaS...

Batman is a real bloke in Melbourne

I made the mistake of offering to help with Christmas lunch. Been up since 5am, three hours of non-stop graft and it’s still going. Never doing a good deed again.

Merry Christmas 🎄🧑‍🎄🎁🎁

I thought I’d seen people drink before… turns out I hadn’t. One bloke fully wiped out, smashed his wine glass, hopped back up and decided that was his cue to drink even harder.

Australians are a strange bunch. Mate this, mate that. A lot of swearing is used as punctuation about sports, teachers, politicians and managers. Insults are used as compliments. Too many words are abbreviated. Nah, she'll be right, mate. 😂😂 Yeah, nah Nah, yeah

@emiratesairways.bsky.social is so damn good. They are showing the Star Academy live show in real time. Team #anook #staracademy

I’ve got an IT security work XP interview tomorrow. Do I dress like a responsible adult, or lean into the ‘I already know your password is 123456’ vibe? Hoodie that says I can hack your Wi-Fi? Or maybe a white vest with a mesh black shirt to represent… networking? Honestly, I’m so confused.

Sometimes the smallest steps lead to the biggest changes. Take a moment today to celebrate the little wins.... you’re doing better than you think! Now let's drink! 😅

I'm going to Austraylia for Xmas! Fuck my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So fucking funny! A guy from Cisco rang my BF, saying porkies about something. "You are Cisco, telling me you can't do your job on Cisco products, and you are asking me to do the work?" ... 😅 "Are you high?" ... 😅 "I am so goddamn mad!!!!!!!" 😂😂😂

It is 230 this variety show is still going on live.

I'm watching the "Le Meilleur Du Plus Grand Caberet Du Monde" at 130. There is no sign of it ending, help me or kill me now please

Tried to get on Come Dine With Me Teen… turns out I’m too interesting for them. Couldn’t handle the energy, those mugs. Absolute yawners.

Pig 🐖 with lipstick. I've got a stash of shitty frozen pizzas for visitors with basic tastes. Look at that disgraceful POS. I doctored it up with chorizo and herbs de Provence + garlic. Bloody gourmet mate. 🤣

@chezdon.co.uk you could have been an amazing youtuber

We zijn verloofd!

I've listened to a group of Spurs fans bitch and moan for a long time. A long long time.

Reach out to me. Reach out to anyone.

This video makes @chezdon.co.uk cry www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaS...

This video is super important — it really shows how mental illness and addiction can affect anyone, especially military who’ve been through so much. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and it’s okay to ask for help. Please reach out — talking can save lives. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGR...

Do you want wine or a back scratch?

How do i communicate how happy I am???????????

My Dutch class is banging. Yesterday I learned "Geregistreerd partnerschap" and how to say it. The words are translated as 'civil partnership' for what it is worth.

I painted my fingernails black and didn't staighten my hair

I'm having fun! #bullshark3 nothing as sexy as this on the #booktok channel

#bullshark3 The Emperor's New Clothes 😀

"BULL SHARK 3. i’m back, i’m loud, and i’m dragging u all under with me. 🌊💀 #BullShark3" #booktok

"Twelve"

Here I am, battling the dishwasher and enduring the latest Murders in the Building snoozefest… and the boyfriend’s sawing logs like a pro. Absolute legend truly peak performance.

I’m busy perfecting my skin hydration routine while watching Nobody 2. Honestly, the moisturiser’s got more plot development than the film.