Here, in a country we share, surrounded by old friends and new, I'm with the love of my life and happier than I ever imagined possible.

I had a lovely chat with the bar owner. I told him we are going on our annual road trip shortly. He gave me this book. 🍾

Four-hour drive to Belgium because of shitty traffic

Because an alarm was not set and I wasn't molested, I slept for 13 hours. I feel like a dead fox

Farewell, Biology and Chemistry. It was nice knowing you.

Movie night

The cat made it's second visit today meowing until she received Spanish tuna from the can. She let herself in, made herself at home wanting scratches after her feed. She shed excessively on the posh boy, so much so he needed a shower and change of clothes 🤣 @ashbym.bsky.social

It was simples, no big deal Pupils liken A-level maths paper to a 'war crime' as thousands sign petition to have it reviewed www.msn.com/en-gb/news/u...

Since I posted about Pride Month on Sunday night, I've been blocked by well over 50 accounts. So, I want to make sure we have an understanding. My account is a safe place where we say, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay! If you find rainbows, love & acceptance upsetting, your stanky ass needs to block me now.

Hey, say "Happy Birthday Chezzy" @chezdon.co.uk

Hey, say "Happy Birthday Chezzy" @chezdon.co.uk

joy

Just did the classic Melbourne shuffle from the CBD to St Kilda and back, and I had Innocence Waning Part 1 to keep me company. Don’t be a drongo. If you want a story that’s fair dinkum brilliant, grab your copy today! 🇦🇺📖 #InnocenceWaning #BookSky #ReadingCommunity #MelbourneReads #AussieAuthors

Absolutely brilliant! 🇬🇧 Check out the latest look, Innocence Waning Part 1 by Chezdon Mitchell. If you're looking for a masterclass in storytelling, this is the one you need on your shelf. Grab your copy today! 📚✨ #InnocenceWaning #BookSky #MustRead #ChezdonMitchell #NewRelease

Goog night

@amazonprime.bsky.social I did the work for you. #RebirthofInnocence Now get the named people on board and make a trillion dollars. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@dendycinemas.bsky.social @buff.events @melcityoflit.bsky.social

@amazonprime.bsky.social I did the work for you. #RebirthofInnocence Now get the named people on board and make a trillion dollars. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

❤️

I love @chezdon.co.uk anyone who doesn't fuck you

So, apparently, some poor lesbian got chomped by a croc in Darwin… all over a sausage roll that apparently looked like Tutankhamen’s toe. Dead serious. And she turned up cold as a witch’s tit. Absolute madness. I am laughing my arse off 😅Neck that wine!

I thought a wine festival would be dull. Wrong.

I busted a nut of this, excuse me! #queerwriterschat 🍆

I created the ultimate guide on how to read the 'Rebirth of Innocence' book series. It maps out the story in a clear, easy-to-follow way and shows exactly why #Netflix should be hooked. Yay me! If not, pay me heaps to sort out your #python requests ❤️ Go to: amazon.com/author/chezdon #booksky

Yes "This is the most erotic and controversial installment of the series, a work of literary fiction that pushes the limits of skin, soul, and the jagged boundaries of the Morrison legacy. Lust, obligation, and control collide in moments that leave forensic marks on the flesh and the memory alike."

I’m too scared to move or even breathe. The Spurs lot are proper feral, there’s a grown bloke crying, and my other half looks like he’s about to foam at the mouth with pure rage. “Sack C-ing Igor!” they’re chanting. Might as well hand the mob some novochok, same old circus. 😅

I ended up apologising to the bar staff for the Spurs lot carrying on like absolute lunatics, chanting, swearing, calling everyone on the TV names like it was their full-time job. Barman just shrugs and goes, “mate, it’s good for business,” like he’s loving every second of it. 😅 #SPURS

Violence against men is not okay. www.tmz.com/2026/03/19/v...

Super fun doing the Asterix virtual room experience. It's a virtual room-meets-escape room in Brussels. The game should have been much longer it was so much fun

Took my mate to hospital last night because his ball decided to tie itself in a knot. His parents were like “have an aspirin, stop being dramatic, see the GP in the morning” 💀 A few hours later, he’s getting rushed into emergency surgery. Doctors saved the crown jewels, so he’s still in the game.

Today was warm, I enjoyed showing off my sweaty armpits 😀

I put Close on for us. www.telerama.fr/cinema/films... This bint didn't like it @dmovies.bsky.social This is one of the best movies ever made. I cried!!!!

Watch your back. Today is the Ides of March. Unless you are the Tottenham Spurs manager, I reckon @chezdon.co.uk would turn a blind eye if that guy was dispatched 😅

@netflix.com You are missing out on this content. Write the cheque

I read it. Bloody hell it was a good read. Lots of sex for the readers who are into that sort of narrative which shocked me a bit. I'm not easily shocked!

"Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." Sun Tzu would see the war with Iran as a strategic error: the conditions for a bloodless victory through diplomacy were present and were discarded. #FUCKTRUMP

I'm so fucking happy

"Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." Sun Tzu would see the war with Iran as a strategic error: the conditions for a bloodless victory through diplomacy were present and were discarded. #FUCKTRUMP

Tonight we are celebrating this book. It is fucking good.

"The Shining" is on. It makes sense.

#Homeland marathon to epic levels

It's a frozen pizza and red wine night

Big party at Havana Club i'm cuckinv utuing, you cumm!!!

I guess I should post some teen armpit come on get donating LOL

@chezdon.co.uk Cut your hair

I love Munich so much ❤️

Ich liebe München 😀

best honeymoon ever

Big party at Hofbrauhaus turn up I'm buying.