I was unsure about if they were going to get The Muppets right this time. The first sketch was set in a bar. I think they're going to be okay

We endured the pulled pork fad. We endured the salted caramel fad. We now endure the hot honey fad. But seriously who the hell asked for spicy crunchy nut?

I'm already very cynical but the whole "what did you look like in 2016" is surely just training the AI to show how people age 10 years, right?

Just say 16

We got 2026 before GTA VI

The Harry Potter and Star Wars episodes have made me laugh to the point that I'm in pain

I didn't realise @atomcrowley.bsky.social and @johnrain.co.uk wrote Robin Robin

I have a feeling this email wasn't written by a human...

Black Friday is quite useful. I've had loads of promotional emails from places I've forgotten to unsubscribe from

The Asda Grinch Christmas advert might genuinely be the worst piece of media I've ever seen

The S'mores peanut mix I bought from Sainsbury's had 2 chocolate buttons in the bag. 2! In the whole bag! What the hell Sainsbury's TWO? TWO CHOCOLATE BUTTONS?!

Someone left their plastic bags in the trolley so I'm 3 bags richer. A top tier weekend

This was a series for children

I'm a bit obsessed with Timothy Olyphant in Alien Earth. He's easily my favourite synth in the whole franchise and if he dies I'm going to be incredibly upset

The Curse of Monkey Island (PC, 1997)

I have now started Donkey Kong Bananza

Good lord

I had no interest in Donkey Kong Bananza but then the scores came in for Donkey Kong Bananza and then people started playing Donkey Kong Bananza and now everyone is saying how much they love Donkey Kong Bananza so now I kind of want Donkey Kong Bananza

I miss when games would have characters say, out loud, with no in world context, "and you can do that by pressing the A button"

Jesus Nintendo what the hell

It's really warm and I really want my windows open but I *really* don't want to listen to your hedge trimmer and lawn mower and leaf blower for 5 hours

Just finished the Atomfall DLC. I've had an absolute blast with this game. It's not hugely complex but it's so fun and works so well It's not overly long, the map is a perfect size and any time I'm not playing, I'm thinking about it which I've not felt since GOW Ragnarok Easily my game of the year

Playing Mario Kart World online is extremely fun right now. It's 24 players, no one is expertly good at it yet and it isn't super competitive yet, everyone's just having fun. Also it's 24 players. Absolute chaos

How do I get rid of Royal Mail? Like, the whole thing. Which super villain do I go to? No postal service HAS to be better than them

It's kinda weird how real they're treating the whole Mummy Pig pregnancy thing

Popped into McDonalds and thought I'd get a Minecraft meal cos why not, a tiny McDonalds Minecraft figure But I saw that they didn't put the figure in and even though it's the only reason I chose it, I wasn't going to say, in public "excuse me I don't think you put in my Minecraft McDonalds figure"

Good news, my Christmas jumper has finally been delivered

R.I.P Tapped Out