The constitution's pretty great, amirite? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/u...

One of my kids lives in a city where she doesn't need a car, so we share when she is in Nashville. Knowing this, one of my friends offered to lend her a car while her son was out of town. We picked it up; that night a boat on a trailer hit the basketball goal this car was parked under.

Ended up randomly at centennial park and stuck around two hours to listen. Not the worst post dinner date activity.

My kids are wise enough to ask whether I’d find it fun to make my own flower arrangement. I love arranging flowers so win-win-win.

I know TN Democrats are weary of running and losing but I hope there are great candidates considering all these congressional races.

The map I made for the 22 redistrict tried to change as little as possible from the 12-20 map. My total score across the five metrics was 294. This map's total score across the five metrics is 86. That's... really bad.

As of today, 16 people walking or rolling have been killed on Nashville streets this year. This is up from last year, and we’re cutting Vision Zero funding for repaving projects. Join us Monday to demand action.

If you want to know my level of nerdy, I submitted a map to the House Select Committee on Redistricting that was presented in 2022 and it kept Davidson County together and Shelby County, too, for the record.

I often make the local election coverage because Tennesseean reporter votes at my precinct, not because it’s particularly important. 🤣

This is confirmed and cannot control my primal scream of rage and grief Two blocks north of where a vehicle took out the telephone poles on Friday Walked through there twice yesterday w my dog, stopped on that corner to talk to my friend Ricky @freddieoconnell.bsky.social DO SOMETHING

I don't think I'm supposed to post on social media about what I do tomorrow, just like I'm not supposed to wear red or blue or any other color that might offend someone. This is really ruining my bit where I tell y'all to come visit and bring my team food and caffeine.

I know some of y’all have been doing it for years but No Mow Month was very cool. So many pollinators hung around my yard and my weed lawn was easily tamed at the end.

No Mow Month is over and I am about to go tame the monster.

I got called election queen today and I don't hate it.

I had already early voted (because y'all know I am occupied on every election day) but this made me smile today. Easily the best mailer this cycle by a mile.

When @jhollymc.bsky.social sneaks oderint dum metuant into the Daily Lookout. 🫠

I know guilt and shame are not good motivators but deadbeat dads should get a scarlet letter face tattoo.

I started giving my first dates Friends episode titles 6 weeks ago and it brings the right level of levity to the proceedings. (Yes, I went out with some of them again.)

Obamamdani + a good NBA playoff game = top tier afternoon.

What am I going to do on Thursdays without The Pitt to rip open my heart and expose all my feelings?

It’s always a good idea to have a current headshot, just in case.

I think checking @mayor.nyc.gov every day is a mental health boost equal to five minutes of walking. Just knowing Zohran is doing Zohran things in these United States keeps hope alive in the Trump era.

Not an expert on class action lawsuits but I got some $$$ from the GOP texting me a few years back... www.newschannel5.com/news/tenn-ag...

Starting a side hustle helping men with their dating app profiles. Just today I have seen: - a first look wedding photo as a profile pic - someone answer "My favorite book is..." with Financial Peace - "I have been on these apps for 4 months and haven't gotten a single date."

When Cory made this lip sync tribute to Easter Song, I didn't know that old banger was going to have a comeback. Happy Easter, everyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIcg...

Planted some of these around the edges of my lawn last fall. Flowers are a delight.

I never feel more blessed and highly favored than when I make it through Knoxville without being in stop-and-go traffic.

Happy Palm Sunday to all who celebrate. One of the ways I observe annually is rewatching Stephen Colbert’s best liturgical dance. youtu.be/oASYa-Wkroc?...

The last time I was so actively going on first dates was my freshman year of college. Things have changed since the 1900s, y'all.

Maybe they are thrown off by the early game time but I just sprinted to transfer from the 3 to the 77 lest I wait 39 minutes for the next bus. 😅

Nashville, we love you. Take a load off.

Heard a guy talk about vibe coding a cure for loneliness yesterday. Can we all agree that (1) there is no universal cure and (2) if there was it sure as hell wouldn't be an app?

I meal prepped beef bulgolgi bowls (with jasmine rice, kim chi, quick picked cucumber) and a smoked turkey pot pie casserole (with cheddar biscuit topping) and I'm living my best life this week.

A friend asked if I wanted to be her +1 for the Broadway series at TPAC tonight. I'm here to tell you some things should not be turned into a musical and Back to the Future is one of them.

There is zero chance you are prepared for how hard Zohran’s St Patrick’s Day video goes

I go to therapy, but I also sometimes listen to "Man I Need" on repeat in the driveway. Honestly, both are very healing for me.

Mysteriously, the limb has been cut and was dragged to the street. I wish I knew who to thank!

I just got a text from CVS asking me to oppose a bill in the TNLeg. (I don't typically use them but I've gotten a few vaccines.) Crazy that a company that large is this scared. Go HB 1959 / SB 20240.

I don't know if I have the capacity to care about the world and be on dating apps simultaneously. Everything is so bleak.

Probably would have swiped right on a guy but his age felt off... took 1 min to find him online, google his name, & find his birth date on the court records from his stalking charges. Thanks for lying about your age, dude! (Honestly, you look older than the four years you shaved off.)

Arresting Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor on his 66th birthday is chef’s kiss. Congress needs to keep asking why the FBI isn’t making arrests.

The light going east at Hillsboro on Harding Pike was not working. Watched all the other directions go 3x and called hubNashville. Waited on hold for 4 minutes, got disconnected. I wouldn't have called 311 if I could have done it online. 🙃 Ended up making an illegal right turn to get out of it.

I have a lot of conversations with strangers in bars about my skincare routine. #babyface

I get sad about how Nashville didn't go the Charlotte route at least twice a month. youtube.com/shorts/2XtJo...

I put on an event for 250 dentists tonight, including my own, got home, and realized while flossing that I am 99% sure I lost a filling today. (At least I was flossing?)

Woke up feeling so much joy because it just means more. youtu.be/yNjkULVedjE?...

NEVER A DOUBT. It's a great day to be a Tar Heel. It's a great day to beat some Boozers.

There's something really special about cheering against the son(s) of a player you cheered against in college. To hate like this is to be happy forever.

Is this a “barter a dinner with a friend with a chainsaw” problem or a hire someone problem?

I don't know what sort of saging can be done in a dorm room but my kid has been back on campus for less than 4 weeks and has had a cold, the flu and now mono.