Make the kicker the MVP. Don’t be weak.

Dear yt people, If you’re mad about Puerto Ricans being considered Americans, give them their fcking country back. It’s really simple!

It’s employee appreciation week at my job so I signed up for a seminar every day this week. Why the one for today is expecting crowd participation? Ma’am. We are remote. I do not wanna know these folks; I just wanna be off the phone & on my iPad

Quote this with a picture you love of yourself

Please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don’t do it. Don’t even THINK it

My grandma just told me she lost a whole seasoned roast. She doesn’t know if it’s in the freezer or the fridge🤣🤦🏾‍♀️

I was commenting on a post about why folks don’t go to HS class reunions anymore & it hit me that thinking about HS actually makes me sad. All my HS expectations came from TV & going to my mama’s class stuff. I was sorely & SEVERELY mistaken about how those years would go & who I would be in them

Ace’s short hateful ass is EXACTLY why women don’t like short men. #LoveIsland

Of course. An illegal man beats his illegal wife & the male led police call ICE on her😒😒

After crying about how black women don’t like her, I see Muni Long hopped her ass on tour with 3 black women SMH I hope she’s the first act & everyone just looks

Either at my aunt or grandma’s house playing with my cousins

More like just the “ley” LMAO but ayyeeee turn up

So Ralph dropped his “receipts” of Drew’s “affair” with Ty. Somebody should’ve told him 1. We do not care 2. You can’t be mad your wife got some while you were getting some. FOH #TeamDrew

Trading Places

💯💯💯💯

If the shoe fits…..

Babe took me to get some hole in the wall Chinese yesterday & its sooooooo fucking good!! I’m on my 3 serving of it now

Drew Sidora doesn’t need a life coach, she needs a gawd dayum clue.

Stevie Wonder doing comedy was not on my Bingo card. I am HOLLERING

🗣️JENNIFER‼️ Gold digger is NOT a shouting song!

Ya know. I didn’t wake up with the plan of doing the bare minimum today but here we are. I’m working but it’s giving

Last Saturday night

Scheduling a 60 minute meeting at NOON with 90 minutes of material is of the devil. My stomach is touching my back

In Atlanta at a red light & 2 chicks in a Benz just offered us a shot of ICE COLD Teremana🤣🤣🤣🤣 #FILA

🗣️OTW!! I’m headed for my 3rd Makers. What you on tonight?

Yall. The mf showed up after all. I’m 2 whiskeys in & my BFF since middle just showed up so my current attitude is 🗣️FTB

Playing Tapple w/my fam. Name something at the beach My 20 something cousin: NIQQAZ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wasn’t going to see it anyway but thanks. It’s too late for my sister, she took my niece last night

My mama is throwing a game night tomorrow & my brother’s GF just told me the cousin I don’t like won’t be there. Yeahhh I did a bad job of concealing my feelings🤣🤣🤷🏽‍♀️

INDISPUTABLE FACTS

Anyone else still listening to Da Drought 3?

Spoke too soon! YESSSS Bradly!!

Savannah is such a fucking bitch!! God I hope Bradly leaves her. She wants to control whatever situation she’s in & when she can’t, she spirals. I blame her mama

Me (tipsy & from Atlanta): This snicker taste so good @mostbrilliant.bsky.social : This nigha so good?! Really?! On our 10 year anniversary?!

I’m 2/2 but still 1/1

Ugh I would be upset. Mfs hate DEI til they need a dumb ass in a dark shade.

Random: I like to watch police body cam on YouTube but not the black people🤣🤣 Unless their sovs/moors/the living breathing man/woman cuz those people are stupid & I enjoy laughing at them

Yep. They even let us “experience life” by grinding corn into grits. I was in elementary & didn’t know better. The fcking teachers did tho……

Hard. Pass.

LMAO yeahhhhh duh

A super weird one, too. Why the hell would you want to get married on literal torture lands & mass graves?

Whew the angst🤣

“I’m doing everything I can to make the relationship work………..except not talking to my baby mama on a romantic level.”

At the nail shop Me: I need a gel soak off please Nail Shop Guy: Is this acrylic? M: No. It’s gel.

Well…..that was a buncha bullshit

Okay Draymond!! 🗣️PERIOD‼️

Watching people getting pummeled by these waves is much more satisfying than I expected

Bobby nooooooooooooo