Paws crossed cause she’s a lil lady 🥰

If the media wanted me to feel something about Charlie Kirk’s assassination then maybe they shouldn’t have spent all this time justifying the ruthless and criminal massacring of innocent people in Gaza 🤷‍♂️

It truly is astonishing how Russia didn’t need to invade our country…but just use a couple hundred trolls to use racism and vaccine skepticism to absolutely tear the country apart.

So Equifax leaked all of my private data to hackers…address, SSN, bank accounts, everything. What do I get for all the trouble they caused me? Some “e-gift card” worth less than $15. This country is a fucking joke.

Nothing spices up my morning quite like having a client suddenly spout white supremacist talking points in the middle of a work call 😐

Wild how Gavin Newsom becoming an edgelord has made most people forget that he’s shamelessly sold Queer and Trans people out to play footsie with White Nationalists.

I don’t understand why I remain so addicted to my phone. At this point every feed is just a small slot machine of crimes against humanity.

Everyone who told me that this was never going to happen and to stop being alarmist can fuck off forever and til the end of time.

Straight men love to talk about natural selection until women decide not to fuck them.

Gotta love how every airline these days is like “would you like our staff to treat you with basic dignity and not kick you in the dick every ten minutes? That’ll be an extra $50…”

The fact that I love to travel but hate to pack is…a challenging dynamic 🙃

Not now, kitten. Daddy’s accepting the things that he cannot change, having the courage to change the things that he can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Mass shooting debates in 2012: “Dear god, this is awful! You think we should maybe do something to stop these?” Mass shooting debates in 2025: “Did he travel to that building to shoot THAT specific person? Or do we think it was just a coincidence??”

A novelty rock band I listened to in high school has better political messaging than the Democratic Party…

The irony of all these Dems caving on the “issue” of trans sports is…it’s not actually an issue. Governing bodies already have rules in place to ensure fairness…but unless you yourself are competing in events, THIS DOESNT AFFECT YOU AT ALL. Why do Dems keep kicking themselves in the balls on this??

So like…when are we gonna just accept that the cure for the “Male Loneliness Epidemic” is gay sex?

Just saw another video of a Palestinian child getting murdered on my Insta feed. Every social feed of mine has turned into a slot machine of crimes against humanity.

The artist | The art

Not to recycle a dated bit, but… I didn’t have “get attacked by a dog during an OnlyFans shoot” on my 2025 bingo card.

Why is anyone shocked that Pam Bondi covered up Trump’s presence in the Epstein files? She did the exact same thing to cover up Rick Scott’s rampant Medicare fraud when she was AG of Florida. www.politifact.com/factchecks/2...

If you’re trying to shame people for still being on Twitter, you had BETTER not have an active account on any Meta platform. Not only are they the company that gave us Trump (see Cambridge Analytica), they’ve also fueled multiple genocides. If you’re gonna judge, then let’s see some consistency…

Labubus are just Gen Z Beanie Babies…there, I said it.

She sits with her lil paws crossed because she’s a lady 💅

I’m not celebrating shit today. The country I grew up in…the country I love is dead.

Ironically, as a Latino who was born and raised in FL, I actually know how to fend off a gator attack. I wonder if this cunt with a botched face can say the same…

For all the piece’s flaws, I do think he was onto something when he was writing this paragraph…

Say it with me, folks: ranked choice voting everywhere!

My annual Pride playlist is out! This year, we’re rising to the grotesque challenge of finding celebration and happiness amidst the horror…happy Midsommar, everyone! Listen here 👇 open.spotify.com/playlist/6HB...

Infuriating how wealthy sexual predators have more solidarity than the working class…

Nice to see Trump deciding whether or not to go to war with Iran with the same energy I use to decide whether or not we should order fries for the table.

It’s difficult to overstate just how much LA specifically turned out for No Kings Day. Downtown, Hollywood, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Culver City, Santa Monica, South Bay, Glendale, Pasadena, Long Beach and more ALL had their own rallies. This city has never been more united.

Happy No Kings Day

You’ve got no business giving anyone shit for folding, @schumer.senate.gov…

Word of advice to all straight people who want to say “I have a sibling/cousin/friend/child/loved one who’s LGBTQ!” If they don’t feel comfortable being emotionally raw around you, then keep their name out of your mouth. You’re no ally.

I’m literally being held hostage for pets. She has her little claws right on my neck and will poke me with them if I stop 😅

Let me get this straight: one side is trying to live their lives, the other is trying to eradicate their existence…and your take is “both extremes are bad”? How is wanting equal rights and acceptance extreme? This is beyond brain dead.

Soooo…what’s the problem then?

Someone’s happy that I’m home 🥰🥰

I wish my phone had a “Do not disturb” mode that stops it from showing me fucked up headlines and photos

I’m not saying that I know that Trump is a Russian asset. I AM saying that, if *I* was a Russian asset in his position, I would be doing exactly what he’s doing right now.

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The fact that they detained one of the biggest progressive influencers in the country should concern you.

You’ve got Mother’s Day and Father’s Day…where’s the holiday for adult children of narcissist parents who had to learn how to reparent themselves?

Shout out to anyone who’s not on speaking terms with the people who birthed or raised them. You don’t owe anything to anyone who’s harmful to your mental health or wellness, no matter what some bullshit “holiday” says.

Do we actually think all of today’s pope headlines would’ve said “conclave” if the movie hadn’t come out?

Shout out to every voting adult who got a 4 or above on AP US History in high school and has had to spend their entire adult life living one giant cautionary tale for what happens when a country doesn’t adequately study its own history.

Help, I’m trapped! 😻🥰

You know what’s fun? Having white heads on your eyelids. Wait, did I say fun? I meant kill me…

How in the hell am I supposed to focus when this happens??? 🥺

Republicans are introducing legislation to try and ban ranked choice voting, which is a pretty big sign that we should implement it.