I know a trap when I see one…

It me! 😁

I need for them to release a version of this new Euphoria season with Cassie and Nate’s story line cut out. Their characters are absolutely insufferable.

I’ve worked in a lot of different industries: food service, retail, media, tech, fitness, marketing… you know what I’ve never seen? A CEO that was truly smarter or more capable than an above average employee.

If you need any more proof that pets adopt the behaviors of their owners, here’s one of @justjtay.bsky.social’s cats being a little pit pig…

Here’s your yearly reminder that the owner of Coachella is a anti-queer, Billionaire Republican 🫶

Who said porn can’t be ART? 🎨 @damnitrj.bsky.social @justjtay.bsky.social

Which phase of Late Stage Capitalism is it where we have terms and conditions and a mandatory arbitration agreement on a container of COLLAGEN FUCKING PEPTIDES??

“It appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States…” ANYONE SHOCKED? Actually you will be when you read the full report: www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

THIS ✨DIVA✨

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

“To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers.” This review is a masterclass of British snark 👌👌: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...

Question for Jon on the next @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social: were you always this well versed in global politics, economics, and history or did that come with doing the show? What are some resources you’d recommend to deepen our own knowledge in these areas?

Literally what the fuck is wrong with you @gavinnewsom.bsky.social? Fire whatever consultant or pollster told you it was a good idea to compromise with literal fascists, because your constituents who are getting terrorized will not forget this betrayal. 🖕🖕

Getting in the Holiday decorating spirit with @truthgun.bsky.social…

So glad I waited to stream Fantastic 4…that shit was mid at best 👎

“Please arrive ten minutes early for your appointment…” Then make THAT the fucking appointment time! The whole point of an appointment is that we agree on a time for me to be there. Christ…

I shot @damnitrj.bsky.social For my new series Queer Heaven. The religious right doesn’t have a monopoly on peace in the afterlife! #gay #gayboy #gayman #model #laphotographer #fitness #muscle #abs #malemodel #canon #portrait

Why did no one tell me that cats have zero boundaries… 😂

Whatever idiot at Apple who decided that photos need to be displayed in chronological order instead of the order they’re added needs to be tarred and feathered.

@damnitrj.bsky.social and I performing for @twistedwindows.bsky.social erotic ball SF June 2025

Me whenever I finish bullying someone for sharing AI slop on my timeline…

Someone wants attention… 🤭

Paws crossed cause she’s a lil lady 🥰

If the media wanted me to feel something about Charlie Kirk’s assassination then maybe they shouldn’t have spent all this time justifying the ruthless and criminal massacring of innocent people in Gaza 🤷‍♂️

It truly is astonishing how Russia didn’t need to invade our country…but just use a couple hundred trolls to use racism and vaccine skepticism to absolutely tear the country apart.

So Equifax leaked all of my private data to hackers…address, SSN, bank accounts, everything. What do I get for all the trouble they caused me? Some “e-gift card” worth less than $15. This country is a fucking joke.

Nothing spices up my morning quite like having a client suddenly spout white supremacist talking points in the middle of a work call 😐

Wild how Gavin Newsom becoming an edgelord has made most people forget that he’s shamelessly sold Queer and Trans people out to play footsie with White Nationalists.

I don’t understand why I remain so addicted to my phone. At this point every feed is just a small slot machine of crimes against humanity.

Everyone who told me that this was never going to happen and to stop being alarmist can fuck off forever and til the end of time.

Straight men love to talk about natural selection until women decide not to fuck them.

Gotta love how every airline these days is like “would you like our staff to treat you with basic dignity and not kick you in the dick every ten minutes? That’ll be an extra $50…”

The fact that I love to travel but hate to pack is…a challenging dynamic 🙃

Not now, kitten. Daddy’s accepting the things that he cannot change, having the courage to change the things that he can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Mass shooting debates in 2012: “Dear god, this is awful! You think we should maybe do something to stop these?” Mass shooting debates in 2025: “Did he travel to that building to shoot THAT specific person? Or do we think it was just a coincidence??”

A novelty rock band I listened to in high school has better political messaging than the Democratic Party…

The irony of all these Dems caving on the “issue” of trans sports is…it’s not actually an issue. Governing bodies already have rules in place to ensure fairness…but unless you yourself are competing in events, THIS DOESNT AFFECT YOU AT ALL. Why do Dems keep kicking themselves in the balls on this??

So like…when are we gonna just accept that the cure for the “Male Loneliness Epidemic” is gay sex?

Just saw another video of a Palestinian child getting murdered on my Insta feed. Every social feed of mine has turned into a slot machine of crimes against humanity.

The artist | The art

Not to recycle a dated bit, but… I didn’t have “get attacked by a dog during an OnlyFans shoot” on my 2025 bingo card.

Why is anyone shocked that Pam Bondi covered up Trump’s presence in the Epstein files? She did the exact same thing to cover up Rick Scott’s rampant Medicare fraud when she was AG of Florida. www.politifact.com/factchecks/2...

If you’re trying to shame people for still being on Twitter, you had BETTER not have an active account on any Meta platform. Not only are they the company that gave us Trump (see Cambridge Analytica), they’ve also fueled multiple genocides. If you’re gonna judge, then let’s see some consistency…

Labubus are just Gen Z Beanie Babies…there, I said it.

She sits with her lil paws crossed because she’s a lady 💅

I’m not celebrating shit today. The country I grew up in…the country I love is dead.

Ironically, as a Latino who was born and raised in FL, I actually know how to fend off a gator attack. I wonder if this cunt with a botched face can say the same…

For all the piece’s flaws, I do think he was onto something when he was writing this paragraph…

Say it with me, folks: ranked choice voting everywhere!