I just Duckduckgo'd Duckduckgo

The new Google app icons are crap? It seems so much harder to find the one you're looking for in an app menu now.

Americans on an international call when asked where they're from: "I'm outta Shittsville, Trump County"

When the waiter tells you "Are you sure, it is very spicy":

icl there's never any need to put cheese in a sausage

assesses is a mad looking word isn't it

London hit 34°C this week. Paris hit 37°C. Now imagine what it's like for workers in Saudi Aramco's supply chain labour in temperatures over 50°C. In our latest research we learnt of six workers who died or were left disabled - only one family received adequate compensation. #heatwave #football

Temperatures approaching 50°C. Shifts from 5am to 10pm. When the migrant worker quoted here collapsed, he was sent home to Nepal, where he was diagnosed with chronic kidney disease. #football #climate #humanrights

When British supermarkets say they would have to sell basics "at a loss" they don't mean a loss that would in any way harm the companies. It would only make a small dent in the BILLIONS they extract from us for their shareholders.

HERE WE GO! Enzo Maresca is the new Manchester City manager. NEW MANAGER. SAME OWNER. SAME SILENCE. 🤝 #football #pepguardiola #mcfc

I genuinely feel sorry for the #UniteTheKingdom attendees, not in a mean way either. They were scammed by grifter Tommy Twelve Lines into spending their hard earned cash for what was nothing more than a shit fundamentalist Christian street party. We desperately need to connect with these people.

Statement by @kickitoutofficial.bsky.social on Ratcliffe's horrendous dig at immigrants. Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s comments are disgraceful and deeply divisive at a time when football does so much to bring communities together. (1/2)

60% of early exits in #TheTraitorsUK are People of Colour. Series 4 has just seen both the 1st Murder (Netty) and 1st Banishment (Judy) target POC—a franchise first. ​In 80% of seasons, a POC is the first player out. The data suggests the game isn't a level playing field.

The UK government has ordered an independent review into foreign financial interference in UK politics former leader of Reform UK, Nathan Gill, jailed for 10+ years after admitting to taking bribes for pro-Russian interviews and speeches. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fact

When you're getting mad at fairy lights it's maybe time to ask if you're on the wrong side.

As many as 2 in 50 Americans attended the #NoKings protest. Nowhere near BBC front page. Shocking.

Organizers have reported 7 million attendees at the No Kings events and we’re happy to confirm 7 million and counting! More events are still happening across the country today, so we’ll need additional time to fully certify the final numbers.

Russian military experts are growing uneasy about the true state of the RF army's "successes." Assessing the staggering losses and dubious methods behind them, insiders suspect the top brass and political leadership are clueless about the grim reality unfolding on the ground.

It's over for #mufc there's no way their confidence will survive this. Season over.

Why do French shout their surnames? Man be like je m'appelle Robert BLANC‼️

When Elon did that Nazi salute he lost a whole generation instantly. I can't speak for the whacky Gen Z but our grandparents - whom we idolised growing up - literally fought the Nazis. There's no chance I go near anything that fool touches for the rest of my life, and many millenials feel the same.

Why does Darren Fletcher pronounce it "Kassy me-row" it's literally harder to say. #LYOMUN

I'm spamming the hell out of these new Sleep Token tracks

Full tarrifs paused (except China) I guess Trump and the gang just bought back all the #crypto and #stocks they sold ready for the next pump and dump. Crazy world.

First look at Universal Studios Great Britain concept art! Huge new theme park set to open in the UK in 2031. youtube.com/shorts/BMcNd...

HAIM are always a bop. open.spotify.com/track/3QBNfI...

First stage of civil war has come - California to Negotiate Trade With Other Countries to Bypass Trump Tariffs. www.newsweek.com/california-n...

Drayton Manor was lush today. Still not warm enough for this soggy bastard tho.

Tamworth Tap has better theming than Drayton

First the quiche now this! What next for Lorraine? www.hydrogenfuelnews.com/natural-hydr... #energy

Call to action: Hands Off Our Democracy protest Date/Time: 2025-04-05 12:00 PM Address: 211 W Aspen Ave, Flagstaff, AZ 86001 Meeting: Flagstaff City Hall Lawn Links: handsoff2025.com Sponsors: Arizona Students' Association, Catch Fire Movement...(more) #3E #HandsOff #FiftyFiftyOne

Go and get the lettuce

If Trump could massively crash the dollar just before I go to NYC that would be great.

If I could buy a BYD electric car I would just to make Elon look bad.

What fresh centrist hell is this?

Fascist found out! Marine Le Pen has been found guilty of embezzling European funds to finance her French far-right National Rally (RN) party. She's been given a four year prison sentence and barred from running for office for five years 😂🎉

Amazing to see so many women of colour presenting on BBC News prime time! ✊🏽

TAXATION ISN'T A PUNISHMENT! It's investing in your country to be clean, safe and with good healthcare, where your friends family and neighbours are all happier and better off. The billionaires want to suck all this out of our countries and hoard it for themselves on private islands! #taxtherich

If a building - albeit under construction - collapsed in Bangkok I can't imagine the devastation in Myanmar. I was in the 7.4 Taiwan #earthquake and there were aftershocks for a month after. The country will need sustained international support.

From the Atlantic classified information leak: They think they're on a Call of Duty Discord server. The level of disregard for the gravity of their actions, the sense of superiority and privilege is unreal. America is truly broken. #politics

At least I can still support Rashford playing for England 🥲

Excellent attendance at the #FreePalestine march, seen here travelling down Oxford Street, London, yesterday.

Who was the "Jeff K" everyone's going on about today, then?

Seeing right wing Americans losing their minds about "Snow Woke and the Seven Vertically Different Individuals" is very funny. Got to admit the film does look crap though, and boycott anyway because Gal Gadot.

as kemi badenoch describes the UK's net zero goal as 'impossible', it's worth noting that the country's emissions are the lowest they've been since 1872

Adolescence is peak British art. No other group of creatives could have made something like that, that frames tragedy and the disintegrating social order so perfectly in the mundanity of every day life. Absolute masterpiece.

OK I wasn't really getting the #SleepToken hype but I genuinely think this is the best metal track made this decade. Excited for this album now! open.spotify.com/track/5NRpxJ...

Hurricanes in autumn, tornadoes in Spring, fascism the rest of the year. Americans can't catch a break.