GET DOWN TO ROCK, GET UP TO BURN!! STAND WITH YOUR PRIDE, NEVER FEAR YOUR DESIRE!!

THEY COULD NEVER HURT MR. NAKAHARA!!! NOT WHEN I'M HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEONE IS OUT TO GET ME, AND TO THEM I SAY: BRING IT ON!!!! I SHALL FIGHT YOU WITH ALL THE POWER I HAVE!!!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A 1-ON-1 DUEL AT THE BROKEN CHURCH TONIGHT!!!! BE THERE!!!!!

// okay PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE lock someone up so we can confirm someone as innocent

ME AND MR. STONEHEART ARE NOW GOING TO THE OTHER CHURCH ON THE EXPEDITION!! CAN WE LOOK AROUND FOR A SPECIFIC MIRROR? @spoopymansion.bsky.social

ACTUALLY @spoopymansion.bsky.social I WISH TO TAKE A BRICK FROM THE CHURCH!!! IT'S ALMOST BROKEN-DOWN, SO I WANT TO TAKE IT ALONG!

NRIILI NRIILI LM GSV DZOO!!! MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL!!!

WELL, MR. DRAUGHTSMAN CANNOT JOIN US AT THIS TIME, BUT LET US VISIT THIS OTHER CHURCH WITH MR. STONEHEART!!! @spoopymansion.bsky.social @churinstonehearts.bsky.social

WOULD ANYONE CARE FOR A WRESTLER NAME

// seriously, that must have been a detective save, i AM VERY FUCKING OBVIOUS AND VERY CONCERNED FOR THE KILLER IF THEY MISTOOK ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE

NOT TO FEAR, THESE INJURIES ARE NOTHING THAT WILL SLOW ME DOWN!!!!!!! IT SEEMS A KILLER OVER HERE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE GREATNESS OF THE COURIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO GET YOUR PACKAGE DELIVERED LATE!!!

// HAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

I SHALL GO ON TODAY'S EXPEDITION, BY THE VERY WAY!

MR. COHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@asylumceo.bsky.social was found on the ground. Being killed by having way to much garlic shoved on their face. All should mourn this loss on this awfull day.

// oh god i havent been here all day, i promise i'm still here

//sorry i've been so offline anyways here is me interviewing Hyacine

CAN WE VOTE THE GHOST INTO THE LOCKED UP ROOM

// my posts are dying RIP

(all the other bodies had structure. It's a thing in Taxidermy. This one does not)

FIRST AND FOREMOST, I WISH TO EXAMINE THE HEART

// crazy things are happening

// peter the horse is here

// so for anyone who's OOTL i suspect that hyacine's body may very well be an automaton of some sort. i wish to check everyone's body to see if they may be an automaton themselves. also i think it's funny to make lena work overtime

//I got this if it’s close at all

VERY WELL, LET US INVESTIGATE OUR RED COMRADE'S BODY!

WHILE I WAS SITTING IN THE ROOM AND HOLDING A WRESTLING MATCH, I HAVE A THEORY I WISH TO CONFIRM @spoopymansion.bsky.social MAY I CHECK MY OWN HEARTBEAT?

I JUST GOT OUT AND A MURDER HAS HAPPENED!!! I WANT EVERYONE ON THE SCENE, PRONTO!!

In its room, a place they haven't left in a while, @realredpikmin.bsky.social is found dead by head trauma. It probably took a few times until it left this world.Its RED body still as a leaf... How... fun.

WHAT THE FUCK, NOT THE PIKMIN

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK ME AND CHERYL HAVE BEEN DIVORCED. I CAN VERIFY THIS IS WILDLY UNTRUE, BACK IN OUR YOUNGER DAYS WE GOT DIVORCED SEVEN TIMES, BUT WE ALWAYS REMARRIED & HAVE BEEN IN A STABLE RELATIONSHIP FOR NO LESS THAN THREE MONTHS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ME AND OLLIE ARE CURRENTLY THROWING DOWN IN THE WWE RING I WILL HAVE A CAKE BAKED BY THE TIME I GEY OUT!!

// i passed out

ON THE OTHER SIDE WE HAVE THHEEEEEEE @courierwrestling.bsky.social INCREDIBLE FATHER AND HUSBAND THIS MAN HAS MUSCLE HEARTH AND MIND!!! BUT CAN THIS MAN BEAT GHOSTLY STRENGHT???

ON ONE CAMP WE HAVE @ollieollied.plays.poker THE WWE GHOST!!! DOLL HAS NOT ONLY DROPKICKED YOUR TRULY BUT ALSO THEIR OPONENT!!! WILL THE COURIER BE ABLE TO KEEP UP???

HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE WRREEEEESTTLLIIINGGGG MATCH OF THE CCEEEEEENTURY!!!!!! I AM YOU HOST! THE GHOST HOST! AND TODAY FOLISH MORTALS WE WILL HAVE A SPOOKY FIGHT!! #partyofacentury

I AM READY TO FIGHT

I AM STILL STUCK IN THE FUCKING CHURCH WE NEED TO GET OUR MR CHUYA

A CHALLENGER??????? BRING IT ON, WHOEVER IT MAY BE!!!

NONE OF YALL GOT ANYTHING ON MY MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hu tao kinda mid honestly

//this is not okay, tables have feelings too

//you guys need to stop I think broke my table for hitting to hard

my vote for sanders has been counted just to let yall know

do you all think lena regrets this even a little

and so the gear starts turning

//as the host I declare the murderer is now dead due to dropkicks and outside signals has been restored. You are now invited to the Haikaveh and Aventio weddings.

any day of ruining lena's day is a good day

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