CREAMala Harris?!

Men used to burn down entire countries for women like yall. We need to revisit that

Whatever happened to #SweetPwussySaturday ? Niggas not getting coochie no more?

I actually haven’t had any. I have not interacted intimately with another human at all this year

I 3 other identities residing in my head, i CANT

I would really like to just find my person already 🫩

hairy coochie >>>>>>>

Yall sleep?

👀

Yknow what im too sober for this

This makes the size kink go brrrrr

Oh yall under the influence

One thing a white person gon do is trauma dump.

Im sooooo bored

The vibes are incredibly inappropriate rn

Let me lock tf in

As FUCK!

I need dat but like right now

Come hold my face and tell me im doing amazing

Extremely high and yearning

Ivs been thinking about kissing a lot lately

It aint safe to crush on nobody im ngl

Ykw, i did fumble my best eater

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses🫦💙

Adulting is GHETTO

Probably not & i just wasted money

I think I forgot to order fries 😂😂 but it said combo so hopefully that translates

My f

Oh my god fat ass BUTT

Now if i be commenting/quoting your pics, do you want to slap stomachs y/n?

I dont think the human body has the capacity to perceive that accomplishment but im rooting for you

If im inviting you out, You not paying for SHIT. Let me spend these recreational dollars on you goddammit

Going to pick out a costume. Wish me luck

I nominate @preshaprincess.bsky.social

Someone buying you food

weed.

Might be Morticia Addams fr

LEMONADE-IS-A-DOLLAR

The Morti Files

Just pick them up and sit them on top of the fridge then leave

And yknow what we’re all busy adults so that sweet midday text or quick 5-10 min call be giving a nigga the strength to fight Godzilla

I be barking on everybody shit

Be walking on lightning the whole day

Feeling like a SLUT

Im exploring my options