Also on planes… BABIES’ EARS HURT! Of course they’re gonna cry! I always feel so bad because, MY ears hurt, but I know why! Do I get annoyed (mostly when *older* children are SCREAMING in stores)? Sometimes! But I’m not gonna be a jerk about normal things children do???

I finally finished my GTA cover Luci 🩷 • #lucifermorningstar #lucifer #hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelfanart #luciferfanart #gtavicover

Measles not only can erase immune memory it can also wipe out cells that can make certain types of antibodies. So you can never even DEVELOP immunity to certain infections ever again!

cat

😭😭😭

dryer lint 😌✨

Also the Sins being on shattered pieces of glass in the shape of a pelvis with Lucifer's skeleton snake framing them- loml was my prophecy #hazbin #radioapple

So I genuinely started trying to get healthy again like these past 2 weeks and now all the produce got diarrhea in it

This is it. This is exactly it. #radioapple

It’s kinda fun being the only one or one of a few people at a nail salon because then you get to hear bits of the tea

LIL SOCKIES 😭

This is the stupid AI shit I’m talking about. You could have just TAKEN A PANEL OF SNOOPY AND PUT THE WORDS OVER IT. 🫵 YOU ARE LITERALLY THE PROBLEM. (I do wonder if this was made originally for ragebait BUT I see it shared in earnest by performative people all the time.)

Listening to a podcast about societal representation of angels over time, and apparently earlier on most angels were depicted as very masculine, but as they were “taken less seriously” they slowly were described/depicted as more androgynous or feminine Bruh… 😭

It’s only fair that if Luci has to go through it in Season 3, so does Alastor. Equivalent exchange.

Drop something YELLOW

HE NEEDS SOME MULCH!

… what?

Why does Panera have the smallest apples in existence?

BE HONEST

I saw a fake photo of one of these birds… but this species IS real…. …tiddie bird….

HAA—— –– . #HazbinhHotelFanart #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer

RIP Bonnie Tyler

I saw this (rotting?) watermelon in the store and thought this audio would be perfect. I think this is so funny, but it’s probably gonna flop on tiktok lol

Emily concept💫💖 #HazbinHotel #Emily

Listening to VOX POPULI (but it’s just the MotherF****** King of Hell) so much that when the full song comes on shuffle you get jump-scared by Vox 💀

I was trying to google the type of spider I saw outside my work, and this suggested search is taking me out for some reason

Oh lawd, he comin (you can see a glimpse of my chaotic coloring process)

Alastor by season 5 the second someone insults the people he pretends ain’t his found family📻🦌

[Sound on for the joke] Short people are going to drown a certain deer (or try!) The stained glass pride pre-order will be coming to a close soon! Available at: ko-fi.com/s/1cf4ec53c7 (They won't try to drown each other... probably.) #hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #alastor #radioapple

Patriarchy bad

☀️ SUMMER WEEK DAY 1: OBLIGATORY SUMMER PARTY!! ☀️ #hellshottestsummer #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinhotel

I’m so fucking sick of seeing AI on my discover tab. I am blocking every account I see that posts slop on sight. Why not just make a fucking text meme or take an existing comic and PUT TEXT BOXES ON IT? Why are you generating some stupid slop comic to make Snoopy say “Trump bad :(“

Beach Day! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ #hazbinhotel #lucifer #lucifermorningstar #keekeehazbinhotel

I have B12 gummies that taste EXACTLY like Swedish fish I really like Swedish fish 🧍

The king's attempts at flirting #HazbinHotelLucifer #HazbinHotelFanart #LuciferMorningstar ... he's out of practice

Happy first birthday to Kesha’s comeback album & nothing else. That’s it. There’s nothing else worth celebrating today. Nope 🙂‍↔️

I talked to someone for like an hour in target and felt weird just saying bye so I asked for their number (in a platonic way of course) and how the FUCK do you make friends as an adult!!!?!?!?

Drew @qingwadrawz.bsky.social 's candy-coated Angel Dust! He's so cute! 🍭🍨✨️ #hazbin

My eye bags have been so bad recently 🫩

Don’t tell me that actually worked?… ( @zahrarah.bsky.social ) #radioapple

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