Viv saying Lucililith is gonna be going thru it in S3

Me and two other people on the planet will find this funny…. #alastor #alastorhazbinhotel #stinkybutterboi

My brain: I’m gonna draw something so stupid (wip)

It was so nice meeting you! Idk why I posed in the most UNFLATTERING WAY…I was also about to fall 😭 (I’m Luci, of course lol)

She just like me forreal

When Pentious says “I’m a good boy now.” I’m always like “YOU WERE ALWAYS A GOOD BOY!” I think a huge part of redemption is overcoming personal guilt and feeling worthy to begin with.

Please, Rosie! I need this! #HazbinHotel #CursedCatAlastor

Bringing back this thread especially since we saw more of his background canonically. Again…miss me all the way with saying Alastor would be misogynistic or homophobic.

Things that happen in this fandom.

MAKE A STATEMENT AS A FUCKING PROGRAMMER? DON’T MAKE THE STUPID FUCKING AI SPEAK IN FIRST PERSON TO APOLOGIZE??? This is so stupid and disgusting and fuck X and fuck grok with my whole chest. But let’s be real, I don’t think they ever cared about “safeguards” anyway

If even a peep of a sound comes out of my phone in public I get so embarrassed…. Even if it’s the most innocuous thing, because it’s just embarrassing to me for anyone to hear what I’m watching/listening to. So I’m mostly astounded when other people are just watching shit out loud on FULL BLAST.

give him a duck <3 #LuciferMorningstar

the quality on this is horrible but it's the best I could do! LOL happy new year!!! 🎉 #radioapple

Let’s fucking GO-AT?

Lucifer: …So why don’t you wear shoes? Alastor: I have to assert my dominance by leaving a scent trail from my interdigital glands. Lucifer: …what the actual fuck…. #stinkybutterboi

As a warmup I drew Vox from memory 💀

Woe, mug wall of disassociation upon ye

HAPPY NEW YEAR, HOPING 2026 WILL BE ✨️𝘽𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙀𝙍✨️!!!

The shit I text my spouse while I’m at work…… (I sent them this post and we ended up here.) I am sleep deprived, please understand. #alastor #hazbinhotelalastor

Ok but is Alastor joking or not #HazbinHotel #Alastor #Lucifer

ありがとう2025年！！ ありがとうハズビンホテルseason2！！

he likea the tiddie

He's a little slow 📻😈🐍🍎 #hazbinhotel #hazbin #lucifer #alastor #hazbinlucifer #hazbinalastor #gbtfyart

Y’ALL. SO I HAVE A LAUNDRY ROOM IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX, YEAH? i put my clothes in my hamper, hobbled downstairs, rolled it to the laundry room and… THEY JUST TOOK ‘EM OUT WITHOUT WARNING!? (The sign on the door is just leasing office hours) I WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO WASH CLOTHES JFC

Butter, crabs, and…. I accidentally read “boy” and “pussy” below it as one word so 😭😭😭😭 Butter, crabs, and Boypussy……..

Baby boy baby baby boy Let me wipe your tears 😭😭😭

I only changed one answer between these two takes…. uquiz.com/quiz/4afpzj/...

How I am walking out of 2025

I spent so much money on food that wound up being nasty :( (it’s my fault, I tried something new. It’s just nasty TO ME.) AND it made my tummy hurt I fucking hate it here 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Some thoughts about how and why people react to M&M as a happy married couple in such a negative way

Chat…am I not gay anymore because I have not heard a single one of these songs 🧍 (I’m not trying to be contrary…I’m just so fucking out of touch 😭)

I’m glad Season 2 gave Lucifer an ass.

my only bsky advice is; go stupid go crazy

The first sin 🍎 #AppleLily #Lucililith #HazbinHotel #LuciferMorningstar #Lilith

The sweetest treat in all of Hell. I wonder what the King of Hell would taste like? #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelLucifer #LuciferMorningstar

Lucifer-ass gifts my in-laws got me 🥹💕

Just... how...?

i am always taken by melancholy the day after Christmas, thinking about the great tragedies of history, like the fact that in his long musical career William Shatner never did a cover of Scatman John's 'I'm The Scat Man' where the refrain was, 'I'm the Shat Man'.

Now the bottom ball of my vertical labret keeps wanting to come off 😭 At least gravity works with me to keep the bar in place when threading the dumb ball back in. And I keep tightening it well, but noooo Can’t wait til this bitch (my lip) is healed lol

When my dad was still alive, he was SUPER INTO WRAPPING GIFTS. It was a Thing™ But one thing he always did on Christmas was put increasing confusing nicknames for himself and whomever he was giving the gift to. They could be inside joke related or related to whatever the gift was.

Today's Daily Lucifer!

Hey Alastor simps, I just wanted to say: I get it. I really, truly do understand. However, counter argument - ✨Lucifer✨

I have to work today and came in early(ish) so I can get off at a decent time to visit family tonight, but I woke up every single hour last night and am dead, and gonna be even deader for festivities. 💀

He is so cute 🍎 #radioapple #hazbinhotel #lucifer

Tonight you will be visited by three ducklings. What lesson will they teach you? 🪶 🐣

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