fucking pink thing

The nuclear war going on inside his gut wasn't well enough implied, so we had to animate it. (Sound warning🔊)

soaking up all the dam sun leaving nothing for the plants greedy ass

and this concludes our broadcast day yet another lovely little banger here, so much awesome stuff on this one thank u 2 everyone who added smth,,

he's going through a phase

more big purple things on the island curious if anyone's got a better looking one

r*tro gamer

a small stroll in the forest snacking on the edible foliage was so rudely interrupted by the sound of a mega mushroom followed by the trees suddenly sitting a good 100 ft below me truly cannot have even just one moment of peace in this yobby life of mine

this is the photo they're spending millions of dollars to have wiped from the face of the internet don't let them cover this up

exclusive offer for the two people who unfollowed after the pee pee drawing to see the poo poo drawings speak now or forever hold your peace

im the dark urple lines

you drunk asshole

and with that we conclude what a fkn banger this one was ty to all who participated bc holy this one was a lot of ppl!!!!!!

i don't do social media dunks but the other day i saw the most pretentious post about a furry con with a line in it that's begging to be made into a copypasta

would people like wart buttons

a better look at wart 😁

ugggh birthday

i see an extremely cumbersome and obnoxious stream setup here

oh i was worried something was wrong with my internet but it's just some claude code magic. it's very close to being sentient, i hear.

so much good wart today god damn my birthday came a couple days early

A very long and thorough pro tip from the Eggmaster himself... Sketches from an Egg-themed magma!(2/2)

Maybe leave laying to the pros...? Sketches from an Egg-themed magma!(1/2)

Movie kinda sucked but atleast the frogs hot

the great giran's got a second set of eyes while he's stuffing his mouth full; a new 'fan' - or perhaps even more than that? better keep bulking up while you still can, don't wanna disappoint your new secret admirer on the battlefield!

Made a couple edits since I finally went and saw the Mario movie. Fox McCloud got some filler...

waaaaaaaart….. a whole lot of him

and ofc he had to take a taste of the funny fruit for shame,, when will u learn bra,,

something just happened

#askbeep "on your website, do you really have no scraps for 2025 or is that possibly a mistake?" last year's scraps are still currently found in the 2024-2020 page, as seperating the gallery by year is a relatively recent development, and i still have yet to finish that task. so kind of a mistake?

listen i've got a patreon on standby but they gotta dump the persona id stuff first

soft-launching my substar! an exclusive finished comic/animation every month, plus WIPs and more! i'll be dedicating the beginning of this month to owed comms, so the 1st comic may miss the deadline. hence, soft-launch. you may wait for the comic, or sub now if you just feel like supporting!

here's my impassioned review of the mario galaxy movie: wart's hot bowser flexing his armband off was hot there's and extended tracking shot of yoshi's ass and it's kinda hot

pissssssed

mario movie starts in 15 min i'm gonna come out of this pissssssssed

did subscribestar adult go down the second it was time for me to set it up. to integrate persona identity verification, i hope.

was gonna set up a patreon but i’m at the part where i sign my soul over to persona so what’s the move

sometimes i wish my art would show up in one of those youtube thumbnails because it would be funny but deep down i know i really really don’t want that kind of attention

and here’s me crying like snoopy

really? this is the little thing you want to bully? this is what you’re threatening to sit on, fart on, step on, swallow, hypnotize, blow up, overfeed, transform, humiliate, dress in stupid clothing, etc…

weird dream

shoutout to the tech channels that didn't pivot exclusively into "everything is getting terrible all the time" content ever since the ram situation kicked off i'm so sick of misery porn man

lrp oh i didn't realize that thing comes out tomorrow i guess i should finish my wart comic huh

mario movie tomorrow wart got me acting unwise so i made a short little comic where he blew himself up for a very, very special (wet) dreamer :))

ah shit i might have to buy this game

psst does anyone know what goes on with artists alley at FWA this year might be interested in setting up something for the first time and i can't find much info

stop filming and help

sora may be gone but at least the common man can still use ai to generate a logo that makes their food truck feel like a slot casino app