very unfinished venom (jan 2025)

sinking into a gut that's conducting an orchestra of oogs and groogs would prob cure me of everything

life is inherently unfair, but far too many use this as a lame copout to never strive towards a better future. "i'm not gonna bother fighting for equality because it'll never happen on a universal scale" ok, but we might as well try!

unfinished rex

is no nut november still taken seriously by anyone? like i remember back in 2017-2019ish when it was perceived as a genuine challenge, despite it originally being a satirical concept. which makes sense, denying yourself a simple harmless pleasure for a month as a challenge is gen so stupid lmao

funky lighting vers.. prob should've posted this one only but it was added 2 late sigh

he bulges on both ends

me: you're like 95% done this illustration just fucking finish it already brain: blehhhhh u can't make meeee :3 >_<

yeah bro i looooove spelunking

3 days late for bowser day and i didn't even prepare anything but here's some stuff i scrapped that i think yall might dig..

kind of stewpid how i'm STILL grappling with "ugghhh but what if people won't like it...🥺". that and my propensity to leave everything unfinished is one of the biggest reasons i haven't been posting lately rip in peace praceph rip in peacenis

me 8 years ago

uh huh, sure

it's monsta time i think i'll call him brolo

HELLO?

never ask me if i would rather be blind or deaf. you're basically asking me if i would rather throw away music or fat furry porn when both are crucial to my psyche

oh, won't someone please help this ol' fossil out

the real reason they went extinct (he eated them all)

im gonna die

i've been in fatfur circles for like half a decade and once in a while i'll still go "wow. im not the only person on the planet that has a carnal desire for round tummies. that's wild" fatfur "circles". haha

broke: beached whale woke: beached shark

WARNING!!!! do NOT go to the FREAKY swamp!!