return of the mack is actually about the threepenny opera and everyone's problematic fav, mack the knife

yeah, i'm a gamer and i play video games. (the only gaming i do is occasionally think about reading umineko and decide not to because books are shorter and easier to read)

place called 99¢ Supreme Pizza, cheapest slice costs $1.25, much to say about society

schooooooner on the water fishing with my uncle no more parents fishing rodsssss we've got live bait and sharp hoooks no fish biting but we're bonding

astral projecting myself a few inches above the ground where i stand so i can feel taller

Pretty Woman (1990) would be a better movie if there was a gun in it

just hit my late growth spurt at 30 and now my hs basketball coach must be regretting that he didn't make me a starter

when you get on the subway you always have two options: the poop car or the piss car. i'm always a piss car man through and through.

i WILL save the cinema and it all hinges on major studios buying my screenplay about a dog that can rap

the movie's called bar wars and he's called darth lager, ok, cheers! (i'm 5 years sober)

what a shame that year in and year out california votes for their favorite rock band to be red hot chili peppers when green day is right there and always has been

you will NEVER catch me making a mean girl anthem and you can hold me to this

the posts are the set up and the reply guys are the punchlines

sex pests, racists, and evil grifters crash local new jersey gamer funeral

would love to just sit at a table with lebron james at an outback steakhouse smoking cigars and have the opportunity to really pick his mind on trump's tariff plan. a once in a lifetime mind like lebron's really needs to be cut open and examined

would love to just sit on a couch with lebron james and show him the nintendo switch 2 and really pick apart his once in a lifetime mind on how much gaming val kilmer is missing out on

would love to just sit down with lebron james and watch some bresson movies with him. truly a once in a lifetime great mind i'd love to pick apart on some of the greatest cinema of all time

the munch hour cometh

i spent a year trying to learn how to scream so i can feel more human

sorry your wife died but imagine the poetry you could write now

thoughts on ham?

Neil Young would have NEVER advertised on X. If we all bought the PonoPlayer silicon valley would have been shaken up, we'd all be using PonoPhones, and messaging each other on PonoMessage. We, the consumers, have let the world down.

i can't believe it! they've actually done it. the birthday buddy is no more....

chode bearing killer

it's februrary, you know what that means! it's the season of blood

glad to be back in new york, the city of apples big and small

the humble refrigerated pierogi, better known as a cool refreshing breakfast snack

wish to go back to these simple days when this was the main problem in la....

there are people in hell right now not suffering from sinus infections and that brings them peace

only in la for a month and i already had it with the packs of wild dogs that seem to lurk in wait around every corner

bit a bone today (accident)

catching up on the news now that it's the weekend and there's a richest man in the world?!?!

watched a lot of good movies this last year and collected them into a little ranked list! (a total of 55!) hopefully next year i have the time to do writeups about all my favs 🛐 boxd.it/tRvuE

thinking.... about.... grandpas.... that have such chill vibes....

your grandpa has such chill vibes, does he want to join in on our next smoke sesh?

made a post with rancid vibes much unlike your grandpa who has such chill vibes and i'm sorry for that

cramming in a bunch of mexico city punk movies before they leave criterion and how the punk kids in some of them are so dumb just remjnds me about my mentor telling me the black emperors were too stupid to like bands like the stalin

every day i will calmly use my superior intellect to perfectly depict my brain (in full 3-D) exploding until what i'm imagining becomes reality

all the guys at the bar are sick of my shit cause i keep insisting bigfoot is not magical nor does she have the aptitude for it

i'm so hungry i could eat a mouse ! (normal sized portion of food that will make me full)

if you go over six months without a haircut the barber should be impressed and give you one for free like you're a caveman awakened from the ice

"oh wow tony soprano's son (real life not fictional) liked my post" cut the nut buddy! you're not allowed to brag about someone sending a fav your way unless they're the pope or a murderer

twitter video format sucks now but thankfully i can repost the video kinda here lol

saw a lot more grinches this year than last. i guess they've done it they finally put the gribch back in grinchmas

thought experiment: would you rather be the only blessed brother in a world of envious brothers or the only envious brother in a world of blessed brothers?

the iberian peninsula is up and they're loving the music

those youtubers who breed lizards and reptiles at an extraordinary rate are actually turning all the unsold babies into the breakfast sausages you and i consume every morning

guy who used to listen to all music but stopped listening to any music and now only hears modern pop music in passing: the synths on hot to go are so melancholic, evoking the sounds of suicide (band) and nebraska era bruce springsteen. maybe this chappellel roan gal's got it!

👁️YOU WILL WATCH THIS MUSIC VIDEO👁️YOU WILL WATCH THIS MUSIC VIDEO👁️YOU WILL WATCH THIS MUSIC VIDEO👁️

out now is a music video that i've been working on for the last couple months! i would really appreciate if you checked it out! i'm proud of all the work that went into it and i think it turned out pretty good! youtu.be/oLJogrIQbNY