If you've never seen this movie you.. well, how fragile are you? Porky's would NEVER get a green light today. If you ever wonder why us GenXers are warped, this movie is one reason. The absolute pinnacle of 1980's raunchy comedy.

Someone needs to redraw this with a magat in their redhat and change around my neck to on my head.

There really are few, if any, depression treatments that work better than the adoration of a puppy. They make a great alarm clock too.

I'm actually happy about this. I was worried I was going to be forced to dredge through the Discovery stack of shit shows on Netflix. All their shit neworks and horrible shows are one of the reasons I cancelled my "cable". @netflix.com already has too much useless shite to filter through.

I will forever remember what I heard in the locker room months into his first term: "I don't care if he grabbed them by the pussy, my stocks are up". And that is the problem. Not the sack of shit or his regime, the people who support him, protect him, vote for him. And that can't be fixed by voting.

US Hockey's Brady Tkachuk SLAMS the White House for making an AI video of him calling Canada "maple syrup eating f***s." Wonder, was that cold ass McDouble worth it? Fuck you Brady. Fuck you. When you play with shit you get stank on you, you dove into a pool of it with a smile and a wave. Enjoy.

Personally I can't imagine being a shit enough person to accept an invitation to the White House under its current occupent. If I did lower my standards and put aside my morality, I can't imagine being fed cold McDonald's.

Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning has got to be one of the most trash movies I've suffered through in a really long time. What utter tripe.

It's a 🐕 life. Oh the struggle.

Honey, how was your commute? Uhh, hello, insurance company...

One, women are awesome at sports. Two, I'd much rather spend my time watching attractive women in tight pants getting sweaty and playing with balls. According to the "alpha" chodes that makes me "beta". You ever been to a women's softball game? But hey, if sweaty dudes slapping asses turns you on...

It's at the point of being farcisical. Shitler The repugnicunts Perhaps worse, many of the Dems. I knew it was going to be bad, but... To watch as so many who could stop this simply shrug and do nothing. To watch so many in this country cheer fascism. I've always seen the truth of this nation but.

Last night the Shitsack in Chief rambled on about things being "affordable". Today my cost for heating and cooking gas went up 53% #FuckTrump

I feel for her, I truly do. Do you know how many people go missing in this country every day? No, you don't, because they rarely make the news. They certainly don't get covered by national and international media. Barely a blip. Maybe local, if they're white enough and young enough. And that's wrong

The best thing that could possibly happen for the entire nation tonight is for that pile of shit to drop dead halfway through his bullshit. Of natural causes, obviously.

How does a person go about monetizing posting the painfully obvious to social platforms? I can think of several who have done so quite successfully. Just asking 'cause I'm poor and need money.

I think all the poll results I've seen over the last several years unequivocally show one thing. Roughly 30% of those polled in the US are complete and utter shitbags. Wonder why the average IQ is 98? They're the answer. Why is fascism rampant? Them. How does Shitler stay in power? Them.

They said pit/staffy mix. Not so sure. I think there's cow in there somewhere. He's a big puppy.

Happy dog.

I remember 8th grade, small town Oregon, all the faketriot bullshit; someone said "we're #1" and I asked them, at what? What metric are you measuring with that statement? It's not a controversial statement, it's a false one. Best at what? For who? Not education, quality of life, health care...

I've always questioned what Government tells me. Always. But this regime is truckstop sushi levels of questionable. All of it. I just assume it's an intentional lie or factually incorrect if any agency under Shitler says it.

The problem is and has long been that it doesn't "come out", not easily. Yes, it exists, if you know where to look, but it rarely hits the "mainstream". Finding truly good new artists and material is more accident than not. You'll find it on tiktok long before it hits the airwaves.

I keep reading: "How can republicans..." BECAUSE THEY'RE SHITTY PEOPLE. They've ALWAYS been shitty people. Before the "party shift", still shit people just a different label. They fought against Civil rights Kept women from voting and owning property Supported slavery They've always been shitty.

Two weeks later he barely fits.

Charge the "responsible adult" with manslaughter. As they love to say, guns don't kill people, people do. Irresponsible parents do. This is never an "accident", there is always a series of preventable factors leading to it, ever single time.

I keep seeing the video and I've got to say; seeing Infantile Pebble in shorts will never not be hilarious. They call him "kid rock" because the kid has to put rocks in his pockets to avoid blowing away in a light breeze. This is what they see as "masculine"?? Stringy hair, 70s porn stache...

Just so there's no ambiguity: #FuckTrump #FuckIce #FuckFascism Kristi Noem is birdlegged ho Fuck this worm brained drug addicted #MAHA nonsense #FuckMAGA This is the United States of America, we are a democracy not an autocracy, we don't bow to traitors, fascists, or totalitarians. #FuckBootLickers

Also, "royals" are not good people. Have never been good people. Will never be good people. They simply have entire agencies cleaning up behind them so they don't get outed. That's not the only "prince" that's done horrible horrible things. They think they're anointed by "god" FFS.

Hey kids, I wanted to say something, now that more are apparently actually listening. Rich white dudes are almost always shitty people. There's no good billionaire, not even that Swift chick. They didn't work for their money, they stole it. Uber wealthy people are almost always horrible people.

There are far more than just two tiers in the US justice "system". The everyone else part has many, many levels. Even with the "rich" is depends on just how many zeros are in their net worth. The biggest criminals in this nation put on either a tie or a badge every day, and they rarely pay.

I said this, far too many times, almost 10 years ago. His shit take on "politics" is the least of the issues. He's a bad person, he's always been a bad person. Thin skinned, sociopath, narcissist, bully, liar, con, fake tan beta little bitch. He's everything the "right" claims to hate in a man.

I do not care about sports. At all. Not even a little. Yes, this includes the "Olympics". Excelling at a sport few have any access to is not an accomplishment worthy of fame or attention. Playing will balls is not either. A teacher helping challenged kids learn to read, that's an acomplishment

This is what must be done. This is the only "justice"we'll see out of this. These people will never see charges, a courtroom, jury, but we have the power to destroy them anyway. If we really want to. Take their profit, their "fame", their power. They fear that more than a cell.

First @schumer.senate.gov is a feckless fuck and DINO. Second; the "statute of limitations" has always seemed weird to me. Like hey, we know you did this crime but by golly it just took us too gosh darn long to prove it, so have a nice life. SA and other crimes should never simply "expire". Ever.

Ever watch that 'on patrol' or 'cops' show? See who and why they so often enter high speed chases? A possession charge aint worth it. 80% of the time they know who the person is, catch him later. Any idea the hassle if you or your property is damaged during a police chase?? Cops don't care.

Maybe I'm judgy, or not. Except and accept are two very different words.

Duvall was in some bad movies and he managed to make them good. That's tallent. He took some shite parts over his career and turned every single one into excellence. The man made bad movies good and good movies excellent. No matter how large or small his part in them.

If you have a pool in your yard and a person enters that yard uninvited and drowns you can be held liable. If you let an unlicensed driver operate your vehicle you can be held liable. Give a kid a beer or a smoke, liable. Porn. Catch a charge. 1 takes your gun and kills people, accident.

In a normal timeline Shitler would be selling used cars in Boca and going home to his condo he's behind on paying for. Without his cult of cucks he'd be bankrupt by now. Without his toadys he'd be in prison right now. Alone he's a pathetic pile of shit.

What? What you want? We doin dog things over here.

Potato Demon realized he's grown enough to get uppsies on his own. Quite tickled with himself.

If you start with that libs aren't left I'm lefter than you shitlib, let's argue over who's more left fuckery I block you instantly. You're a huge part of the problem, you childish cockwobblers. Same category as "libertarians" and Stein voters. You've done more to help the right than anything else.

I can't imagine relying on Kash's FBI to find a kidnapped family member. Hell, I'd not want to rely on them to catch a cold in a kindergarten.

Lack of consequences has always been the problem. Justice most certainly is not blind, nor just. There is a tax bracket to which rules simply don't apply and never have. What is in those files is nothing new, it's been happening for centuries, it was simply easy to ignore.

As should every member of actual law enforcement, but we know how that works out don't we. We have never held ourselves accountable for our own horrors and I see no indication we'll start now. The entire regime should be tried and imprisoned, from Shitler down. But they won't be. Noem maybe.

The craziest and perhaps most frightening part of this entire thing is people like Cheung actually believe it's true. He'll certainly go down in history, no doubt. And what he's done will absolutely be imprinted upon the fabric, just as Hitler did to Germany. These people are truly fucked up & evil