Didn't know I'd be outgrowing pants in my late 40s. My second pair split this morning at the gym. Still can't find my abs, but these quads can't be contained.

Off to the tattoo shop to see if the knee ditch is as bad as people say.

It’s Friday!

I’ll be hosting UnRivaled in Vegas during Wrestlemania weekend. They’re calling this one the Suplex Edition, but with Greg ‘The Hammer’ Valentine as a featured guest, shouldn’t it be the Figure Four Edition? Come. Hang out. Bring me tacos and energy drinks.

Clean eating, 0400 gym 6 days per week, and…

No one told me getting old would mean drinking this sludge every goddamned morning.

@saintamish.bsky.social is working under the hood of Fanhome’s ‘1989 Batmobile’ Build-Up Subscription Stages 1-2 at the link - tinyurl.com/3xp4d2uu

Press approval for Innings Festival 2026 came through. Baseball, music, food… This job has its perks.

And… done!

Received this model kit yesterday. See all those teeny tiny books? Each of those requires assembly.

It’s tattoo-sday. Finishing up the coverup on my right shoulder and probably getting a fill piece or two.

I’ve had the privilege of sharing a stage with Fireball Tim Lawrence at several cons. Always a great conversation. Now I get to build his baby with Fanhome’s ‘89 Batmobile Build-Up sub.

Our real estate agent sent us a Christmas card with a voucher for a complimentary ‘manzilian.’ I’m not sure what to make of this.

Showing Zrek some of the local sights before he leaves for Vegas.

An assortment of Asogian body parts has arrived.

Got a notification from Ring the other day about a neighbor's missing black dog. Attached to the message was an image of my own black dog, in my back yard, taken from my Ring camera. "Could this be your neighbor's missing dog?" Um... no. Also, get fucked.

Hey Apple, tattoos are pretty common at this point. Maybe make a smart watch that isn’t completely useless if it happens to be worn over questionable 90s tribal flash?

Pretty safe to say this pie was not kept frozen or horizontal at the grocery store.

I think this is my next show. unRivaled PDX, 31 January-01 February. I'll be hosting stage events, moderating panels, and running around geeking out. Come say hi.

It's important to show up.

My 18 year old cat has reached the feline equivalent of ‘old woman wandering naked in the streets yelling at cars.’ Absolute menace. But look at those toe beans.

Bought this shirt for the gym. Two seconds after putting it on this morning, I realized it’s less a mildly amusing workout quip and more a description of my daily existence. It’s very soft.

The world's most sensitive luchador!

If you followed Who the F*#k is Frank?, C3- Pod is pretty much the same, but with a new producer and a slightly different format. It was just too hard to get everyone in the same studio at the same time. All regular episodes of the new pod are free on Patreon and we'd sure appreciate a follow.

When you can’t make it to NYCC, but your friends at @madcavestudios.com know you love The Phantom.

Zrek is over this bullshit.

Man, I missed this.

Pitchers and catchers report in 99 days.

We don’t get a lot of Halloween traffic. I wanted to make sure the kids that made the effort felt like it was worth it.

Look, Mom, we're famous—Comicon wrote about us this week! 😃 Huge thanks to the author @saintamish.bsky.social for spotlighting Zoop and our latest Kickstarter campaign. What a thrill! 👻 comicon.com/2025/10/29/z... #comics #artcrowdfunding #indiehorrorgame #horror #halloween

Stupid thing wouldn’t sit right, so I improvised.

The music teacher at school kept sending threatening messages about my son's medical absences on band days. He got mad when I told him to fuck straight off, so he escalated to the district. Tattling on the mean parent did not go the way he hoped.

It always amazes me how hard teachers will dig in against a medically complex child's 504 plan. They're literally flexing on a child for having a genetic condition that is beyond their control. These are grownups who chose to work with kids. What the actual fuck?

I just mentioned Cherenkov radiation in water in a Comicon article. There's my Army NBC (nuclear, biological, chemical) training finally paying off.

That time I made pickled frog balls.

Couldn’t figure out why the resolution on my phone sucked so much this morning until I realized I left my glasses in the other room.

Those stupid internet lists will say the 15 year anniversary is the ‘crystal’ anniversary. In this house, it’s the ‘autographed Posey ball, with 10,12,14 WS champs inscription’ anniversary. This lady gets me.

My bar looks like a crime scene as I try to figure out adhesives and working times for Zrek’s skin pants.

I need some advice from those of you who build more stuff than I do. Fanhome says to use a "flexible, quick drying adhesive" to put these pieces of ET skin together. What would you use?

One of the best things about my job is learning about other people's geeky fandoms. Pokémon missed me by maybe a year. I was already in the Army when it really took off, and way back then, all the folks in my barracks wanted to do was watch wrestling and play Goldeneye on N64.

The pod has a Patreon. All of the regular episodes are free and will stay free. We're working on building patron tiers. What kinds of extras would you like to see from these knuckleheads? Autos? Personalized messages? Experiences at the live shows? patreon.com/C3Pod702

I've been going to the gym at the crack of Christ for a couple months now. Not because it feels good or because I want to get my day started by getting the blood pumping or any of that nonsense. I hate working out. But if I must, I want to get that shit over and done so I can move on with my day.

Remember that ET game that was so awful that Nintendo gave up on it altogether and buried it in an AZ landfill? It’s on my new bar arcade. Can confirm it’s an absolute turd.

Last game of the MLB regular season. SF batted Adames first in the order because he was sitting at 29 home runs and they wanted to give him a shot at 30 on the season. 1st pitch of his 1st at-bat sent over the fence in the deepest part of the yard. I love this game.

Did you know HDMI cables only come in 6 inch or 27 foot lengths?

It’s about to go down.

Pokekon LV 2025 was ridiculous. Paneled with @micheleknotz.com, 'King Pokémon' Gary Haase, Pawn Stars Toy Expert Steve Johnston, and Chumlee. Everyone was delightful. Can't wait to do it again in May.

When every remaining game counts, and you made nice with the AV guy at the convention.

@saintamish.bsky.social is reviewing #Fanhome's ‘E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial Build-Up’ subscription at the link >> tinyurl.com/2d2yrjbx

Bakersfield is wild. It rained for 7 minutes this morning. Everyone took that as a sign that it’s fireplace season. Neighborhood smells like a forest fire. It’s currently 92 degrees. Cheers.