the fast casual dining industry has plateaued for three quarters now. consumers see little difference between slop bowl merchants and price increases are squeezing franchisees. my solution to restore explosive sector growth: a gachapon capsule prize hidden within every slop bowl's grain layer

Picked up a copy of the passion according to G.H. today and the clerk said someone before me had just bought the hour of the star- a happy Lispector Sunday to us both

To my knowledge Javier Bardem has always been with it, no? big fan

Restaurants stop using chatgpt to reply to your reviews challenge

Cue Dennis Reynolds’ “I am a golden god” audio Not a faux just a fairly well matched stain

fuming because I dragged myself to Norman for a book only to find the former bookstore is now only sports merch

Happy April morning Christmas Eve to all of us observing I guess

You know that episode of Portlandia where they’re singing about yearning for the 1890s? I’m getting into maps and would commit a crime for the opportunity to operate a printing press

there is no way to accurately describe how it feels for Lego house by Ed Sheeran to be playing in the gas station at 5pm in the year of our lord 2025. Profound

marking a new high for my Christmas Day corner store purchases: pedialyte, spaghetti-Os, NyQuil, and a bag of mini donuts

not gonna do it but I could