My first fake tree, it looks real even up close.

Me buying a powerball ticket is just a cry for help

Any over/ under guesses on the number of time I’ll have to run the dishwater over the next week?

All the kids are home and so it begins!

I stole this joke but I come by dad jokes honestly I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes. lt's all about raisin awareness

I agreed to okay golf this morning and it’s 45 degrees. It seemed like a great idea on Thursday night after I drank a bottle of wine. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I need to try this place again. It’s just too nuts on the other site

@troeuwaii.bsky.social hey. It’s been awhile. Happy Mother’s Day.

I’m not saying my life is boring but I bought a new flavor of creamer and now I’m excited for coffee tomorrow.

Good morning

@sarahwanh.bsky.social hey, I’m not on here much. I hope you are well.

Good morning everyone. Cold and windy again today

Good morning. Shoveling done, coffee had, time for work. Have a great day.

It’s pretty but it needs to be gone by tomorrow. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Good morning everyone. More snow tonight, I’m not too happy about it

The dumbing down of America

Good morning, been in Florida for 3 days, the conference rooms here are the same temp as the conference rooms in Maryland.

Reinstating military personnel who disobeyed orders because of conspiracy theories will weaken our military. It sends a message that obeying orders is optional. This won’t end well.

Good morning. Haven’t been here much, work, kids, and 2025 been keeping me busy.

Today I met with 60 small business owners from across the country. The biggest concern expressed; the economy and the possible effects of future tariffs.

@homedepotdeals.bsky.social you must be kidding.

Let me help you Dan, secretly video taping your employees changing, steeling money from @nflbluesky.bsky.social and turning a storied franchise into a pile of crap are all clues. You moron.

These people are trash and have no business being free. It’s disgusting and anything but patriotic. Shame on Trump and anyone who thinks this is ok.

The number of idiots on sports talk shows is beyond reason They just drone on about their opinions presented as fact.

Good morning. One more day.

If Washington beats Philly, should I spend way too much money to go to the Super Bowl?

Good morning. Still cold, only 55 more days until spring.

I’ll make a bet with any MAGA who’s game. Inflation will be higher by this time next year, and specifically inflation from food. The loser makes a $100 donation to the charity of the winners choice.

Good morning. Please winter, make it stop.

Watching Tom Holman beat the drum about enforcing our laws while his boy pardons 1,500 J6 criminals is laughable

@troeuwaii.bsky.social I’m headed to Orlando next week, can you put the dome up and get it into the 60s?

Does the USPS have a deal with a box manufacture? I don’t get it.

Good morning. Pardoning violent criminals who assaulted police, and trashed our capital is nothing short of disgusting. I don’t have the words.

I’m not a fan of OSU but you have to feel for Coach Day. You know his family and him took major crap from fans after the MI loss.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Really Remington? A game changer, and you want me to run to buy one. I think not.

It’s not over yet

A sports coat with a hoodie is an interesting look.

TD curtesy of the fantom face mask. @nflbluesky.bsky.social

Where was the face mask?

Brady “no turnovers” what game is he watching?

We have a game, HTTR

@foxsports.com.web.brid.gy ugh, not Tom Brady.

Good morning, up early and out the door. Stuff to do.

Good morning everyone. Thank god it’s Friday. Maybe I can get through the week without strangling someone

@meidasmichelle.bsky.social thank you for the follow back