No one tell this guy about Doughboys

Chris Berman's fault

Boomer firing the crowd up I'm afraid we're cooked

🎵 Olè Olè Olè Olè🎵

Sabres game hype status

Honestly have a hard time listening to Buccigross call a game. I get that you were the ESPN hockey guy for like 20 years but Jesus not everyone watching this is currently in a frat

Guy headbutts the UPLs stick and begs for a penalty 🤣

Lol

Millsie

Oh fuck off

Im sorry does that say 4 shots on goal in 38 minutes?

Sabres have a Shoresy and its so beautiful

We are so back

Ostlund autocorrects to Astounding

Ostlund fucking rules

The oaf strikes again

Facebook posting. Grandpa, put the phone down

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhaah no way

The pope is weak on crime

Caroline Wozniacki's group chat is so silent right now

5-0 win with a 3rd string goalie. Thats River Hockey

Give Ellis 39 next year

@prescottrossi.bsky.social has more screen time than half the team

Drought over. Let's win the cup.

PLAY THAT FUCKIN SONG

If you would have told me during the last Sabres playoff game that the next time they clinched I would be watching at a bar with my wife and child I would ask a TON of questions about how young I got married

Bettman's gunna get booed so loud giving Rasmus the cup in June

Lmao he keeps saying Amerks

Man the maga guy at work who is a Duke/Notre Dame/Lakers/Yankees fan and loves to show me white replacement memes is gunna HEAR IT from me tomorrow

Lol fuck these losers

Your night really does go from 0-100 when you sit down to dinner and your kid projectile vomits all over his own food and his mom and dad's food

Brandon don't even think about it

Watching Beat the Champ, I know @bernielomax.extranapkins.net is jealous

De-evolution of Man

See ya Geno

Shoutout Matt Savoie

Can't even believe what I'm seeing

(Grumpily) Tage

whatever happened to that one guy? he would always go around on campus and argue with kids about his right wing opinions. like he would say really nasty stuff and smile when they got mad? he had his own company for it, actually. i think he was married to some lady too. havent seen him lately

Legitimately thought his name was Sergio Mozzarella

Lets fuckin GO

Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.

They're flying

Way too many Habs fans in the lower bowl. I know its deserved but we gotta start curtailing that shit

I don't have much to add on the Epstein thing because most of my thoughts are obvious (repulsed, not surprised) but the insane thing about all of it to me is that these people can't seem to string a sentence together

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

Something something surviving the ground

So annoyed about the Pats that my neighbors got their sidewalks and driveways shoveled