My wife couldn't remember the name of the cartoon and said Dalmatians 101 so we're now officially launching an introductory course next fall semester

Just noticed nobody has been asking for my ID when buying alcohol lately. Actually it's been a while. Don't know what that's about. Any day now

Best thing about Thanksgiving is that when it's done we can move on elf on the shelf puns

Twitter added location info and all the annoying accounts are from Ohio!?!?

The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!

Ohio hates this burger

Bats get descending cholangitis

It's time

Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"

So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?

Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks

People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex* "Aha, I've been expectorating you."

Pickle popsicle weather

Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"

Oh wow y'all still yapping on here

Bachelor in Micromanagement

I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes

Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case

They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)

Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"

If you're having trouble starting drafting a manuscript, write down "More research is needed." and work your way backwards.

Starting every dictation with "this is off the record" so that I can't get into trouble if I miss something #lifehacks

A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.

New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup: Step 1: put soup on spoon Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood Step 3: suck wood

OMG I would be tempted to murder someone arranging their airport security tray aesthetically and then taking pics of it for insta. I think even the security guards would turn a blind eye if I punched her.

Imagine how much you could've accomplished if you didn't spend this much time on social media this year

Lilly you legend

My daughter made a pickle wreath for company tonight

Terrible degenerative disk disease in a young patient.

What's so ultra about this sound

CT scan request: pain after fall, occult fracture? No Xray Occult to what dawg? To your eyes?

When in doubt, take a nap

BREAKING: Alarming increase in fracture and pneumonia rates linked to local radiologist's recent visit to an optometrist, sources reveal

Happy Saturday #bluesky. Here’s one of my favorite benign breast lesions in watercolor: Fibroadenoma. #pathsky #pathart #artsky #breastpath

Turmeric is wild because you open the little container and bam your house is bright yellow now

Ectopic cock

If you report a measurement as 5,6 mm on imaging straight to jail

Liver is happy that it's Monday. Stupid liver.

What radiologists are doing behind closed doors in the hospital basement when you're not looking

Wheels on shopping carts be like

If you see this, post a knight. ⚔️

Does all-purpose flour means I can do anything I want with it? I need suggestions

Radiollgy textbooks be like: Disease Clinical presentation: pain, fever Imaging findings: *Tolstoy's War and Peace* Management: medication, surgery

Good morning everyone let's go get that cyst and mictonodule dough today

Hospital art

Opening the PACS worklist on a Monday morning

F1 GOAT Zhou Guanyu!!!