Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus.bsky.social
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My wife couldn't remember the name of the cartoon and said Dalmatians 101 so we're now officially launching an introductory course next fall semester
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Just noticed nobody has been asking for my ID when buying alcohol lately. Actually it's been a while. Don't know what that's about. Any day now
about 1 month ago
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Best thing about Thanksgiving is that when it's done we can move on elf on the shelf puns
about 1 month ago
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Twitter added location info and all the annoying accounts are from Ohio!?!?
about 1 month ago
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The government is shitting on doctors in Québec to the point that moving to Ohio sounds fun?!
about 2 months ago
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Ohio hates this burger
2 months ago
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Bats get descending cholangitis
3 months ago
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It's time
4 months ago
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Wine reviews are always "pairs well with sous-vide goose in a passion fruit reduction or a simple Crétoule sauce" and never "pairs well with bbq chips, raw cookie dough and despair"
4 months ago
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So July 4th is like Canada Day but everyone has fewer fingers by the end of the day?
6 months ago
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Any parents have any insights on how the 4-month sleep regression will impact the baby's MCAT studying schedule in the next weeks? Thanks
6 months ago
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People who come over and wash their hands in your kitchen sink 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
7 months ago
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Auld Lang Synvisc
7 months ago
*looking at the big glob of phlegm I just coughed up into the Kleenex* "Aha, I've been expectorating you."
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Pickle popsicle weather
7 months ago
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Taking care of a baby definitely limits the amount of time your brain spends on "what dumb thing do I feel like posting on social media today"
7 months ago
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Oh wow y'all still yapping on here
7 months ago
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Bachelor in Micromanagement
11 months ago
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I am a subspecialty fellowship trained physician my skills are invaluable I shouldn't have to wash dishes
11 months ago
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Pro Tip: if you're gonna put on a classical music playlist in your OR, make sure The Funeral March doesn't start blasting in the middle of the case
12 months ago
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They're demolishing my old childhood home tomorrow 🥺 (mom's getting a hysterectomy)
12 months ago
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Article about cognitive biases in dermatology titled "Rash Decisions"
12 months ago
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If you're having trouble starting drafting a manuscript, write down "More research is needed." and work your way backwards.
12 months ago
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Starting every dictation with "this is off the record" so that I can't get into trouble if I miss something
#lifehacks
about 1 year ago
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Public Defendering
about 1 year ago
A gentle reminder that new year resolutions don’t have to be about positive changes. You can commit to be more petty, seek revenge, and disrespect your enemies.
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New spoons at the hospital cafeteria require new technique to eat soup: Step 1: put soup on spoon Step 2: let the soup penetrate wood Step 3: suck wood
about 1 year ago
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Prof Katherine Schofield 🇬🇧🇦🇺🇪🇺
about 1 year ago
OMG I would be tempted to murder someone arranging their airport security tray aesthetically and then taking pics of it for insta. I think even the security guards would turn a blind eye if I punched her.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Imagine how much you could've accomplished if you didn't spend this much time on social media this year
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Lilly you legend
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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ScholerinED
about 1 year ago
My daughter made a pickle wreath for company tonight
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Terrible degenerative disk disease in a young patient.
about 1 year ago
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What's so ultra about this sound
about 1 year ago
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CT scan request: pain after fall, occult fracture? No Xray Occult to what dawg? To your eyes?
about 1 year ago
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When in doubt, take a nap
about 1 year ago
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BREAKING: Alarming increase in fracture and pneumonia rates linked to local radiologist's recent visit to an optometrist, sources reveal
about 1 year ago
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Dr. Autopsy, DO
about 1 year ago
Happy Saturday
#bluesky
. Here’s one of my favorite benign breast lesions in watercolor: Fibroadenoma.
#pathsky
#pathart
#artsky
#breastpath
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Turmeric is wild because you open the little container and bam your house is bright yellow now
about 1 year ago
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Ectopic cock
about 1 year ago
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If you report a measurement as 5,6 mm on imaging straight to jail
about 1 year ago
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Liver is happy that it's Monday. Stupid liver.
about 1 year ago
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What radiologists are doing behind closed doors in the hospital basement when you're not looking
about 1 year ago
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Wheels on shopping carts be like
about 1 year ago
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If you see this, post a knight. ⚔️
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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Does all-purpose flour means I can do anything I want with it? I need suggestions
about 1 year ago
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Radiollgy textbooks be like: Disease Clinical presentation: pain, fever Imaging findings: *Tolstoy's War and Peace* Management: medication, surgery
about 1 year ago
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Good morning everyone let's go get that cyst and mictonodule dough today
about 1 year ago
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Hospital art
about 1 year ago
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Opening the PACS worklist on a Monday morning
about 1 year ago
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F1 GOAT Zhou Guanyu!!!
about 1 year ago
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