This just may be the best present 🎁 I got this year.

Lots and lots of people got flu for Christmas and spent it in the ER instead of at home with their families today. Strongly consider wearing a mask when indoors in public or in crowds until flu has subsided.

Happy Holidays!

There is always hope.

It’s time for Trump to be impeached again.

😂

Nice

When medicine is treated like a business, patients suffer.

I judge a diner 90% based on their breakfast potatoes.

I was behind this truck at a light yesterday. What on earth is going on with that tail pipe?!

If restaurants are going to overcharge for take out, I’m not going to tip. Enough already. Pay your staff a living wage.

I made my infamous day-after-Thanksgiving stuffing-turkey waffles topped with mashed potatoes and gravy for breakfast this morning. It’s the best meal of the year!

“You mean you forgot cranberries too?" I did not run into that guy I've been chasing all year.

If you cut #Ellios pizza diagonally it approximates normal pizza slices.

My neighbors dog came over to ask if my dog could come out and play then proceeded to break into the backyard yard and get stuck under our deck. I had to remove the septic hatch to get her out. @15outof10.org

If you’ve ever come out in support of Trump or any modern day Republican, there will forever be an asterisk next to your name in my mind.

My colonoscopy is going to cost me somewhere between $26 and $10,425. Merica! 🤠🇺🇸

While I was in the waiting room for a medical appointment a young woman walked in. When she checked in they asked her about any infectious symptoms and she said “just a cough” then proceeded to sit down a few chairs away and cough occasionally WITHOUT A MASK. Do better people, do better. #Covid #Flu

Delulu is not the solulu. This is a post about MAGA.

"COVID infection and long COVID substantially raise the risk for serious cardiovascular complications — including heart failure, arrhythmias, stroke, and thromboembolism — according to a clinical consensus statement from the European Society of Cardiology (ESC)." www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...

UNC fans are learning what it’s like to be a Giants fan.

I had a visitor during my morning coffee on the front porch today. 🥰

First, they came for Stephen Colbert. Then they came for Jimmy Kimmel. Pretty sure you and I are next for our social media posts. These are scary times.

Children in an iron lung after Florida eliminated vaccine mandates, 2026.

Is it happening? If it’s a stroke I hope it completely obliterated Broca’s area.

My brother sailing in the boat he hand-built

An entire month of the NYT mini crossword (plus all the other puzzles) costs less than 1 coffee at Starbucks. Just sayin’

Happy 250,000 miles to our family truckster 2013 Honda Pilot! We’re on our way back from the moon 🌕 now!

I love coming home after an evening shift to a quiet house. Revenge bedtime procrastination FTW! 🙌🏻

The correct time to go to the ER is sometime in between when your wife thinks you need to go and when you think you need to go. #EMedSky

When did a basic breakfast start costing $15? Seriously; eggs, toast and breakfast potatoes. Doesn’t even include bacon/sausage or a coffee. Sure doesn’t seem like prices are coming down to me. If you voted Trump/MAGA you are a useful idiot just like your cult leader.

I had big plans for honey-do stuff today then this happened while changing into my chore clothes. 🤦🏻‍♂️

I somehow wandered into chiropractic TikTok and it’s so disturbing. (Somehow = left snarky comments on a bunch of chiropractors posts)

Eating cereal and watching Seinfeld stand-up on Netflix. There’s like 6 or 7 different types of cereal mixed in there. 🥣

While I was looking for new glasses I accidentally put my personal glasses back on the rack and was walking around with 2 pairs of display frames. I had to backtrack to find mine (without my glasses).

Our 2013 Honda Pilot has almost 250k miles on it and has a few “issues” so I am going to start shopping for a replacement vehicle today. I apologize in advance to any car salesman I have to deal with but I am going to frustrate you to no end. I’m also probably not going to buy a car from you. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Why didn’t Bobby Hill’s voice ever change?

The beach is 💯 by dog’s happy place. We take him on vacation with us every year. This picture is from 7 years ago. He’s almost 13 this year, has hip arthritis and for the first time didn’t want to go into the water so he just chilled on the sand. He still loves it though.

I do a lot of visit ED follow-up. I usually end the phone calls by saying "I hope you feel better" and about half of the people I talk to say "you too" in response. Then there's an awkward silence and they hang up. I love awkward silences.

My niece’s dog Vincenzo as she packs to go back to school 💔

The massive list of suspended UCLA grants came out today: 300 NSF and 500 NIH grants. I am miraculously not on the list, but this is devastating. Science will be lost, progress will be frozen, people will lose jobs, and careers in science and medicine are being destroyed. This is not ok.

My mom texted her Google search for a gif to our family chat instead of the actual gif.

Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus

Vaccines DO NOT cause autism. There is zero evidence that they do. Nada. Zilch. None.

More of this please and thank you 🙏🏻

Covid and Trump’s 1st term should have taught us many lessons…

Has anyone in the #OCD community seen Turtles All the Way Down on HBO Max? If so, what do you think? Does it accurately portray what it’s like to live with OCD? TIA

Just an FYI, you know it's going to get worse. Right? 🤔😳

If you fly on Pedophile Airlines to Pedophile Island, you are a pedophile until proven otherwise. #ReleaseTheEpsteinList