is it just me or is blackberry in. everything is blackberry flavored now. is it because y2k is in?? they heard millennials talking about blackberries and thought it was the fruit??

I’m so sorry I’m late I was about to get out of the car but then gasolina came on the radio so

to whom do I speak about getting marshawn lynch cast on the traitors

I would like to thank not only god but also jesus that they put traitors canada on peacork!!!!!! season two is delicious!!!!!

there is a direct correlation between the us economy and how much radio play the song “down” by jay sean gets. the ultimate recession indicator. if “down” by jay sean is back in the regular rotation on your local hip hop station things are. bad.

cw bodily injury somehow managed to step on/be impaled by a toothpick right in the center of my heel last night and I’ve literally never been in this much pain in my life :)

I waited in the queue for over an hour with 27000 people ahead of me sometimes miracles DO happen 😭

major splurged and got a head spa for the first time today ??? I think I literally died and went to heaven

Y’know, Oregon has a particular way of dealing with things that have beached themselves and died…

went to a pwhl game last night and there was a group of lads sitting in front of us who were so into the action and having the time of their LIVES but men don’t wanna watch women’s sports I guess

last summer was the first summer in 20 years that my parents didn’t get a space at newport polo and of course it’s the summer the real housewives were there 🫠 #rhori

the rest of the country learning about pizza chips is kiiiiiiiiilling meeeee #rhori

no but why isn’t the moss home solutions lady a real housewife of rhode island I have so many questions about her life I need answered

watching dr king and dr santos scream-sing you oughta know was exactly what I needed after clocking out of a loooong shift at the pitt omg

I started rhoslc twelve days ago and have been mainlining it since and am now five seasons deep and like. was anyone going to tell me this show is fucking incredible or was I just supposed to watch it and find out myself??? God

I love when it costs $44 to fill up my fucking KIA SOUL!!!!!!!!

greek pizzerias are new england’s best kept secret. oh my god. you guys don’t even know.

turd pro

I can’t believe I don’t recognize a single person on real housewives of rhode island do I not live here?? am I a ghost??

if you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to eat out/order in. it’s that simple and I’m tired!!

no errands to run after work and I got to go straight home, ordered Indian food with extra garlic naan for dinner, took a long hot shower, now im stony bologna drinking apple soda and watching figure skating with my dog. abundance. luxury. opulence!

I didn’t like one battle after another

MIXHAEL!!!! B!!!!!! JORDAN!!!!!!!!

traitors uk season four is incredible like what a privilege to get to watch this

michael b Jordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is gonna win that Oscar babeyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

the world has never been less safe, it makes you feel crazy watching people cheer on war and destruction and destablization for profit and land. one day it will end

fiona straight up declaring war on rachel?? I didn’t realize angela murray was in the castle #theteaitorsuk

if I send you this it means I’ve made a huge mistake #thetraitorsus

my ancestors never had to retrieve a 6-digit two factor authentication code

were there this many drones at the last olympics??? they sound bananas

switched over from the olympics just to watch bad bunny because the olympics and the halftime show are my superbowls

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

frankly, as a lefty, I am offended by the skate/snowboarding term “goofy” nah dude I think you righties look goofy

how I feel watching the round table every week #traitorsus

the snow is like midway up my calves 😭 I am 5’10” 😭😭😭

why on earth would dr Robby ride a motorcycle with no helmet???? oh my god???? #thepitt

sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it and my heart is just going to cave in #brentford

idk if I’ve ever hated anyone more than I hate the man in my neighborhood who yells at my dog to “shut up” when she barks in the backyard. she’s a dog! she barks sometimes! you’re a grown ass man who can’t regulate his emotions!

I actually do think the mafia should be in charge of sportsbooks. being able to place a bet on your phone is absolutely wild

“if you’re cold they’re cold bring them inside” ok have you tried telling my dog that 😭

by the way it’s the 20th anniversary of troy and gabriella singing karaoke

alright!!!!!! progressive agrees I’m not at fault in the accident I got in the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to see ZERO AI slop in the year 2026 😌

wait the next season of bridgerton is about benedict and a lady??? isn’t he gay as hell??????

by the way the best christmas songs are: 1. christmas wrapping by the waitresses 2. father christmas by the kinks 3. i want a hippopotamus for christmas by gayla peevey I will not be elaborating further or accepting critiques at this time.

tested positive for covid on tuesday and I just now had the most satisfying nose blow. my ears finally popped. that was the one guys

absolute shock. RIP Mickey. oh my god.

tell me why I’m watching a docuseries about a cult and I know one of the people in it