caroline ✨🍉 she/her
@tweetcaroline.bsky.social
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crone 👻 32, rhode island, I own a bookstore heartleafbooks.com
sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it and my heart is just going to cave in
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about 18 hours ago
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idk if I’ve ever hated anyone more than I hate the man in my neighborhood who yells at my dog to “shut up” when she barks in the backyard. she’s a dog! she barks sometimes! you’re a grown ass man who can’t regulate his emotions!
about 18 hours ago
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I actually do think the mafia should be in charge of sportsbooks. being able to place a bet on your phone is absolutely wild
1 day ago
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“if you’re cold they’re cold bring them inside” ok have you tried telling my dog that 😭
6 days ago
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by the way it’s the 20th anniversary of troy and gabriella singing karaoke
9 days ago
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alright!!!!!! progressive agrees I’m not at fault in the accident I got in the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 days ago
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Amanda Rae
13 days ago
I want to see ZERO AI slop in the year 2026 😌
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wait the next season of bridgerton is about benedict and a lady??? isn’t he gay as hell??????
13 days ago
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by the way the best christmas songs are: 1. christmas wrapping by the waitresses 2. father christmas by the kinks 3. i want a hippopotamus for christmas by gayla peevey I will not be elaborating further or accepting critiques at this time.
13 days ago
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tested positive for covid on tuesday and I just now had the most satisfying nose blow. my ears finally popped. that was the one guys
13 days ago
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bryan
14 days ago
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absolute shock. RIP Mickey. oh my god.
14 days ago
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tell me why I’m watching a docuseries about a cult and I know one of the people in it
23 days ago
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trying to convince my friend who lives in san francisco to fly to boston in april to see lily allen with me. I think I’ve almost got her wish me luck
29 days ago
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telling my kids this is the winner of
#tar38
29 days ago
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I could fix them
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about 1 month ago
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trafficked with mariana van zeller on natgeo is the wildest thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how to get to the dark web
about 1 month ago
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am I a bad person for thinking f1 races with no crashes are boring
about 1 month ago
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brentford at spurs today and I literally feel like I’m gonna barf
about 1 month ago
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I just know if she hadn’t been busy figure skating madison chock would’ve run her high school drama club like it was the navy
about 1 month ago
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just saw wicked for good and it turns out I have a disease where I was thinking of this the entire movie
loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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finally renewed my passport that expired in 2021 🤪 get me tf outta here!!!
about 1 month ago
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the way every single husband on slomw is the worst man. like how do they keep out doing each other
about 2 months ago
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customers in the bookstore are always like “I have a random question” and then it’s the most normal question you’ve ever heard. I’m begging someone to actually ask me a random question. Like what’s the average weight of a right whale? I don’t know! let’s find out!
about 2 months ago
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Horseknife Apendectomy
about 2 months ago
Oh oh you want the guy in the $5000 suit to voice GMC commercials?!?!?!
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recently found out that will arnett has been the voice of gmc commercials since 1998 and it’s completely fucking with me
about 2 months ago
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my high school only taught latin american history in spanish class and I didn’t take spanish so I know nothing about latin american history. fucked up
about 2 months ago
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one year of not getting that tight feeling in my chest when I open a microblogging app 💕✨
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2 months ago
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nat
2 months ago
If Taylor Hale has one million fans, I am one of them. If Taylor Hale has one fan, it is Joseph Abdin If Taylor Hale has no fans, then me and Joseph Abdin are dead.
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the way kyland talks to taylor makes me a little h*micidal idk
#tar38
2 months ago
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onion person
2 months ago
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
2 months ago
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 months ago
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louise
2 months ago
I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, I don’t know who this man is. I mean he could be walking down the street, I wouldn’t - I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man
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dick cheney dead and zohran election ??? it’s a good tuesday
2 months ago
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teekay
2 months ago
Dick Cheney’s tour guide welcoming him to hell
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I have been incredibly lucky in that in my lifetime the red sox have never lost a world series and I think this is the first time a team I was actively rooting for lost???? I feel sad!!
2 months ago
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I hate that dodger’s stupid van cleef necklace and earrings!!!!!
2 months ago
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like why did I expect anything nice or cool or fun to happen. in the year of our lord 2025
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2 months ago
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we can’t have anything nice anymore
2 months ago
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oh noooooo
2 months ago
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Dr. Sarah Parcak
2 months ago
If you're in line to bat at Game 7 of the World Series STAY IN LINE
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please I need the blue jays to win 😭
2 months ago
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demi lovato’s new album sounds like it’s from 2015 (positive)
2 months ago
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why can’t I find black jeans anymore. they’re all blackwash/gray now
2 months ago
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the good news is the baseball boys get to spend a few extra hours playing their special interest game tonight. it’s important to tire out the boys!
2 months ago
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there’s a moment when ohtani comes up to bat when you can see all the thoughts leave his head and it’s just baseball
2 months ago
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these microsoft ai commercials with vampire weekend songs are driving me absolutely insane!! vampire weekend didn’t use ai when they were students at columbia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
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I just think it would be really beautiful if the canadian team won the world series this year
3 months ago
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