caroline ✨🍉 she/her
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crone 👻 32, rhode island, I own a bookstore heartleafbooks.com
my ancestors never had to retrieve a 6-digit two factor authentication code
3 days ago
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were there this many drones at the last olympics??? they sound bananas
15 days ago
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switched over from the olympics just to watch bad bunny because the olympics and the halftime show are my superbowls
16 days ago
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Soraya Nadia McDonald
16 days ago
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
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frankly, as a lefty, I am offended by the skate/snowboarding term “goofy” nah dude I think you righties look goofy
16 days ago
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how I feel watching the round table every week
#traitorsus
26 days ago
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the snow is like midway up my calves 😭 I am 5’10” 😭😭😭
about 1 month ago
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why on earth would dr Robby ride a motorcycle with no helmet???? oh my god????
#thepitt
about 1 month ago
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sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it and my heart is just going to cave in
#brentford
about 2 months ago
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idk if I’ve ever hated anyone more than I hate the man in my neighborhood who yells at my dog to “shut up” when she barks in the backyard. she’s a dog! she barks sometimes! you’re a grown ass man who can’t regulate his emotions!
about 2 months ago
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I actually do think the mafia should be in charge of sportsbooks. being able to place a bet on your phone is absolutely wild
about 2 months ago
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“if you’re cold they’re cold bring them inside” ok have you tried telling my dog that 😭
about 2 months ago
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by the way it’s the 20th anniversary of troy and gabriella singing karaoke
about 2 months ago
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alright!!!!!! progressive agrees I’m not at fault in the accident I got in the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!
about 2 months ago
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Amanda Rae
about 2 months ago
I want to see ZERO AI slop in the year 2026 😌
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wait the next season of bridgerton is about benedict and a lady??? isn’t he gay as hell??????
2 months ago
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by the way the best christmas songs are: 1. christmas wrapping by the waitresses 2. father christmas by the kinks 3. i want a hippopotamus for christmas by gayla peevey I will not be elaborating further or accepting critiques at this time.
2 months ago
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tested positive for covid on tuesday and I just now had the most satisfying nose blow. my ears finally popped. that was the one guys
2 months ago
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bryan (Keanu in Thailand era)
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absolute shock. RIP Mickey. oh my god.
2 months ago
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tell me why I’m watching a docuseries about a cult and I know one of the people in it
2 months ago
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trying to convince my friend who lives in san francisco to fly to boston in april to see lily allen with me. I think I’ve almost got her wish me luck
3 months ago
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telling my kids this is the winner of
#tar38
3 months ago
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I could fix them
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3 months ago
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trafficked with mariana van zeller on natgeo is the wildest thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how to get to the dark web
3 months ago
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am I a bad person for thinking f1 races with no crashes are boring
3 months ago
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brentford at spurs today and I literally feel like I’m gonna barf
3 months ago
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I just know if she hadn’t been busy figure skating madison chock would’ve run her high school drama club like it was the navy
3 months ago
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just saw wicked for good and it turns out I have a disease where I was thinking of this the entire movie
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3 months ago
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finally renewed my passport that expired in 2021 🤪 get me tf outta here!!!
3 months ago
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the way every single husband on slomw is the worst man. like how do they keep out doing each other
3 months ago
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customers in the bookstore are always like “I have a random question” and then it’s the most normal question you’ve ever heard. I’m begging someone to actually ask me a random question. Like what’s the average weight of a right whale? I don’t know! let’s find out!
3 months ago
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Horseknife Apendectomy
4 months ago
Oh oh you want the guy in the $5000 suit to voice GMC commercials?!?!?!
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recently found out that will arnett has been the voice of gmc commercials since 1998 and it’s completely fucking with me
4 months ago
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my high school only taught latin american history in spanish class and I didn’t take spanish so I know nothing about latin american history. fucked up
4 months ago
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one year of not getting that tight feeling in my chest when I open a microblogging app 💕✨
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4 months ago
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Nat they/them
4 months ago
If Taylor Hale has one million fans, I am one of them. If Taylor Hale has one fan, it is Joseph Abdin If Taylor Hale has no fans, then me and Joseph Abdin are dead.
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the way kyland talks to taylor makes me a little h*micidal idk
#tar38
4 months ago
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onion person
4 months ago
genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
4 months ago
i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
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oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 months ago
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louise
4 months ago
I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, I don’t know who this man is. I mean he could be walking down the street, I wouldn’t - I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this man
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dick cheney dead and zohran election ??? it’s a good tuesday
4 months ago
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teekay
4 months ago
Dick Cheney’s tour guide welcoming him to hell
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I have been incredibly lucky in that in my lifetime the red sox have never lost a world series and I think this is the first time a team I was actively rooting for lost???? I feel sad!!
4 months ago
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I hate that dodger’s stupid van cleef necklace and earrings!!!!!
4 months ago
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like why did I expect anything nice or cool or fun to happen. in the year of our lord 2025
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4 months ago
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we can’t have anything nice anymore
4 months ago
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