we went thru this entire cycle already on masto where the nice well meaning progressives were outraged by "Mastodon" not being able to stop The Nazis from running their own servers with their own norms no one actually wants free speech

kinda glad we enabled pvp it was a bit boring before

people are gonna be so fucking mad once they figure out what decentralization means lol (I expect this instance to moderate in line with mainstream expectations, once the team has time to get the tools in place, but there will be other clients and instances that don't)

trying to follow back all my birdsite mutuals but there are too fucking many of you so bear with me 🧸 hello also to everyone else! I'm sure I will follow some of you as well

happy saturday, nerds

I am too bitchy and jaded for this euphoric bliss phase so it's good to see the drama cycles are starting already, rev your engines folks

yesterday's moss

so apparently everyone I've ever met joined bsky in the past 72 hours

Summoning circle, hope this works 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ egirls 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

pregnancy level "it hurts to yawn"

i’ve seen yud, pmarca, two roons, an elon, and a nick land

prime impersonation opportunity during this mass onboarding phase 🤔

no matter how many emails i respond to there are always more emails???

I don't vibe. I emit a blue glow, motherfuckers. I'm a nuclear reactor boiling away the coolant.