Why isn’t anyone asking about who paused Prince Harry’s UK risk assessment? www.celebitchy.com/984637/

Princess Kate is terrified that the Sussexes will bring ‘Netflix cameras’ to the UK www.celebitchy.com/984539/

Tina Brown: Prince Harry ‘desperately misses’ his father and his brother www.celebitchy.com/984530/

Prince William: ‘Homelessness is not an individual failure; it is a systemic failure’ www.celebitchy.com/984482/

Eden: The Sussexes’ security fight is a ‘trap’, there’s ‘a lot of manipulation’ www.celebitchy.com/984434/

Jobson: The noise around Prince Harry’s UK visit is ‘the sound of a divided crown’ www.celebitchy.com/984501/

James Corden announced that Prince Harry would appear on ‘After Hours’ soon www.celebitchy.com/984448/

Princess Kate wore Swedish label Fjallraven for the Three Peaks Challenge www.celebitchy.com/984423/

Mail: Prince William should ask Carole Middleton for advice about Prince Harry www.celebitchy.com/984362/

Mail: Prince Harry feels his father has ‘endangered’ his family with this security mess www.celebitchy.com/984343/

The geriatric & lazy Windsors will have £99.9 million in funding next year www.celebitchy.com/984173/

Princess Kate & Prince George visited an RAF base to mark Armed Services Day www.celebitchy.com/984087/

This is wonderful. An example of how rich people would behave if they had human decency, finding joy in helping others. And sadly it also illustrates how awful our system it. So unfair for lives to be ruined by medical debt.

Miranda Kerr & Evan Spiegel donated millions to erase Californians’ medical debt www.celebitchy.com/984312/

Sun: Prince Harry will take his kids to visit Diana’s grave at Althorp www.celebitchy.com/984117/

Spectator: ‘Britain won’t mind’ if Duchess Meghan ‘stays away’ www.celebitchy.com/984297/

Prince Harry’s spox issued a statement about RAVEC & the upcoming UK visit www.celebitchy.com/984319/

Why would a book, especially one allegedly filled with stuff that's not true, merit a White House presidential briefing? Because it's all true, of course. All of it. And they know it, hence the panic. Every accusation is an admission.

I’m grateful that I have known hunger, poverty and loneliness in my 74 years. I will always remember living on instant mashed potatoes. I added mustard for flavoring. It’s made me a better human being, more empathetic to the needs of my brothers and sisters. We’re all in this together. Fuck greed!

Please Harry, go ginger ninja on them and talk from a pulpit on these shady,lying ass heifers over there on your father's side.... Stunt on them hoes. #sussexsquad

Sat down on a log halfway down a steep hill. Thought I’d share my view just because everything but nature and dogs sucks right now.

Jared Kushner wants Albania's protected wetlands. The government obliged. Protesters said no. 29 days later, they're still saying no — with flamingo cutouts and flags, in the streets, every single night. Europe is watching. Is anyone else?

We’re back to the Sunday market manipulation loop, folks

Hello? I'd like to report a murder.

Jasper national park USA 😍✌️

Well buckle up guys. Sykes is having another breakdown. His “sources” tell him that Harry is raging in “his Montecito mansion” that he isn’t getting security. EXCEPT THAT….the Sussexes may actually be in Europe rn on holiday. CLEARLY WE need to rest & hydrate for upcoming BM meltdowns.

It's pretty cool that we live in a world where Mel Brooks and Dick Van Dyke are still alive.

Mail: Duchess Meghan will not be allowed to flog jam during the Sussexes’ UK visit! www.celebitchy.com/984064/

The Sussexes confirmed: they will visit the UK, but the kids will not attend events www.celebitchy.com/984050/

P6: Prince Harry will bring his own security for the ‘spectacle’ UK visit www.celebitchy.com/983874/

Prince William has paid £20 million in taxes on a duchy worth £1.2 billion www.celebitchy.com/983993/

Mail: Natasha Archer ‘seemingly channelled Meghan Markle’ yet again www.celebitchy.com/984021/

Some people think Duchess Meghan has worn a new sapphire cocktail ring www.celebitchy.com/984011/

Princess Kate hosted Melinda French Gates at Windsor Castle this week www.celebitchy.com/983834/

Sykes: Why is Duchess Meghan promoting As Ever ahead of her UK visit?!? www.celebitchy.com/983666/

Express: Harriet Sperling is better than Duchess Meghan at copying Princess Kate www.celebitchy.com/983787/

In a historic heatwave, King Charles had a man follow him around with a fan www.celebitchy.com/983677/

Queen Camilla will ‘deliberately avoid’ the Sussexes & decamp to Ray Mill www.celebitchy.com/983635/

Bond: Sure, the Sussexes will see King Charles, but what about Thomas Markle?? www.celebitchy.com/983623/

Robert Irwin: Prince William is ‘one of the greatest environmentalists that we have’ www.celebitchy.com/983586/

Princess Kate ‘wrote’ an essay about people needing to hold onto their ‘inner child’ www.celebitchy.com/983193/

P6: ‘It would only make matters worse if’ King Charles ‘refused to see’ Meghan www.celebitchy.com/982927/

Baker: Prince William is ‘workshy’ when it comes to royal duties but not his duchy profits www.celebitchy.com/982992/

Brooklyn Beckham made $1 million for his Doordash ads, much to his family’s chagrin www.celebitchy.com/983007/

Mail: Princess Kate surely has a secret stylist & the stylist is Diana-obsessed www.celebitchy.com/982978/

Prince William celebrated his 44th birthday with a photo & emotional-support poll www.celebitchy.com/982966/

Duchess Meghan posted a sweet photo of Prince Harry & the kids for Father’s Day www.celebitchy.com/983063/

Eden: Prince Harry’s $1.5 million charitable donation didn’t come from him personally! www.celebitchy.com/982750/

Britain’s Prime Minister Keir Starmer announced his September resignation www.celebitchy.com/983049/