Well buckle up guys. Sykes is having another breakdown. His “sources” tell him that Harry is raging in “his Montecito mansion” that he isn’t getting security. EXCEPT THAT….the Sussexes may actually be in Europe rn on holiday. CLEARLY WE need to rest & hydrate for upcoming BM meltdowns.

The Sovereign Grant was raised in 2017 for a 10 year period from 15% to 25% of Crown Estate profits to pay for extensive Buckingham Palace renovations. Now that those renos are complete (& it’s been confirmed no Royals will live at BP), the Royals will receive 20.5%….in a cost of living crisis.

Will Lloyd….ICON ❤️

Maybe it’s just me but the timing IS interesting that “security measures” have been worked out for the Sussexes to return to the UK next month for the IG “one year to go” event soon AFTER Kate’s “icy glare” when she & the Wales kiddos were booed at Trooping the Colour this past weekend. Right?

I’m sorry. Did I read this correctly like 5 hours ago? Prince Andrew has a staff of THREE……..STILL??? This just confirms the greatest sin for the Royals is not in fact, being bffs with Jeffrey Epstein. It’s falling in love with & marrying a biracial American woman.

I feel for these kids. They’ve had no choice in this. Kate however. She put up with so much humiliation to get to this point just to have her kids also now endure the wrath of tax paying Brits. Wow.

RR Richard Eden: “Although Invictus, over time, became solely associated with its patron Harry, his father, brother, sister-in-law and stepmother remained supporters of the charity…” Really?? Because it’s been literal years since any of the Royals have cheered on Team Britain. YEARS! #SussexSquad

This most definitely does not sound fun. Some medications make one more sensitive to the sun & heat so I wonder if this is why a particular Royal cancelled their attendance so last minute last year.

When I see it, I must post it:

Don’t worry everyone. “The British Monarchy is in good hands.” The hands: #SussexSquad 😂

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..gasps….hahahahahahahaha #NeverForget

#SussexSquad Guy, Meghan’s dog got to ride with HMQueen Elizabeth II to Meghan & Prince Harry’s Royal wedding. Guy truly lived an amazing life. He was a dog from a high kill shelter when Meghan adopted him. Guy came from homelessness dog to being a Royal dog. Now, how many pets has that story?

So if someone is on SM they shouldn’t discuss the harm it can do? Even if there’s data proving Meghan is one of the most trolled people on the internet? In that case, a billionaire’s wife, who has 24hr taxpaid nannies, shouldn’t be wasting tax money on LEARNING about “early childhood”. Right TOM?

She really REALLY thinks this such an epiphany. Even pauses so she can be told how brilliant she is and all she receives is awkward confusion. I dare say, some of that “baby brain” is still in there. IFYKYK Perfection! No notes 😂😂😂

Best beware that I NEVER EVER want to hear how Meghan broke “protocol” by walking ahead of Harry. Never EVER do I want to hear how she wasn’t “up for the job” because she didn’t “know her place” or “respect” the institution. #SussexSquad

The actual cowards are anyone casting Elon Musk as genius instead of a racist, nepo/man-baby.

I didn’t have time to read this article this morning but I HIGHLY recommend. #NeverForget a “senior Royal working member” of the British Royal family not only “allegedly” r*ped girls, he may have used his Royal position to facilitate sex trafficking, not to mention enriching himself along the way.

“The only reason Harry & Meghan garner ANY attention & can privately fund themselves is because of their **checks notes** Royal titles.” Presenting His Majesty, King Charles III, Monarch of Great Britain & 14 Commonwealth Realms with his wife, Her Majesty, Queen Camilla in NYC today. 😂

#SussexSquad "If a 44-year-old CEO told investors she finds board meetings “really hard” because she has a “soft voice” and people keep telling her to speak up, would anyone call that endearing? No. They would ask why she hasn’t learned to do her job."

Don’t believe the lies. Believe your eyes. Whether it’s the Sussexes or certain people who fancy themselves the “Jesus-like Supreme Leader”.

Victoria Ward is a Royal reporter based in London & was sent by The Telegraph to Australia to cover the non-working non-taxpayer funded & irrelevant Sussexes. I’m not paying for a subscription but that headline is a doozy. R’oh roh Royal family. #SussexSquad

Guys….the number of long shot tell us everything. Compare, contrast & BELIEVE your eyes. #SussexSquad

IFYKYK ❤️

"He distances himself from controversy." Um...so The BAFTAs, cash for access, Rose Hanbury, boys holidays w/Jason, transactional marriage, bankrupt in-laws, semi-illiterate, 🍊 idiot sycophant, press wars against a 6 and 4yr old, failed pledges and slumlord landlord. But sure, he distances himself.

Natasha Archer’s new site & Instagram looks heavily influenced by the Sussexes www.celebitchy.com/970374/

William has quiet faith in the white supremacy that placed him personally on the absolute pinnacle of privilege for his entire life.

& yet Tom “I went to Eton with Wills & only film myself outside a Castle” Sykes seems to be only auditioning to join the Kensington Palace PR team with every Meghan hysterically obsessed article & paid Substack newsletter. Great point about KP’s fumble of Kate’s 2024 health issues! #SussexSquad

This is one of the many reasons I despise this man. He constantly, consistently & publicly disrespects people in his sphere including his wife.

WHY is Harry & Meghan “showing up, doing good” a 5 alarm fire for the Royals? Does Tom Sykes & KP understand that stripping them of their titles won’t change a thing? It will only show the world how g*d-damn petty & racist the Royals & their sycophantic media really are. #SussexSquad

For years, the Palace & the media have used Meghan & Harry to distract from the crimes of other Royals. The EXACT day the picture of Andrew at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion was revealed, they published a story about the Sussexes flying on a private plane. Guess which story had legs? /1 #SussexSquad

👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Apparently, as Andrew Windsor was arrested & driven away from Wood Farm on the Sandringham estate, another non-police car was seen to follow. That car contained Andrew’s Royal Protection Officers. So in fact, Andrew does have Royal security. Fascinating the lies the Royals tell. #SussexSquad

Worth a read! This most definitely shows Prince William’s lack of judgement, especially at a time when his spokespeople are promising him as a better, more modern & fair future Monarch. Imo this just adds to everything else, suggesting he will be the worst of the bunch. #SussexSquad

A founding partner of Prince William’s flagship endeavour “Earthshot”, Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, has resigned as CEO of DP World because of his ties to Jeffery Epstein. Despite Prince Will’s “concern” for victims, DP World is STILL listed as a “founding partner” on the Earthshot website. R’oh roh

Ok. So this is CODE RED problem. Like big! Huge even. There has been a lot of chatter that William would have neutralized Andrew sooner, that the King should maybe abdicate & at least William is directly clean but THIS changes everything because as KP likes to tell us, Earthshot is Willie’s baby.

This is vital to our sovereignty.

Remember when Harry & Meghan started doing separate work events & the British press was saying they had “separated”? Well I can’t wait to hear the explanation of why only William’s 2 eldest kiddos + 2 dogs are helicoptering into KP with overnight bags. #SussexSquad

Definitely sounds like she & GBNews received legal notice AS THEY SHOULD for spreading lies about Meghan’s mom.

#sussexsquad our ginger cousin is such a self-aware, funny, hot, fox. "Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..." Man in crowd: "We are!" <The other brother books his flight on Expedia> Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜 Harry: I might.

"William would never..." <gag> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <wakes my husband up with laughter> hahahahahahahahaha... Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him. Yeah William has FAR too much class...

Mark your calendars. #SussexSquad

Prince Andrew is the symptom. The Royal family is the disease. #SussexSquad

Rumour is Andrew will be leaving Royal Lodge. If only the Waleses had been patient, they didn’t have to steal 150 acres of park away from Windsor residents. All this talk of “peppercorn” deals has me wondering how much rent the Royals actually pay. Like Prince Edward for Bagshot Park? #SussexSquad

Two horrible adulterers who thought nothing of using a young woman as a brood mare, and thought nothing of “leaving bodies in the street” including blood Princes to legitimize their relationship are really REALLY trying everything to get into heaven. #SussexSquad

1 of the reasons given why KC will not formally remove Andrew’s titles is because it requires an act of Parliament taking focus away from issues that affect the welfare of Brits. I guess Scooter King doesn’t care about his subjects welfare. He cares more about punishing his brother. #SussexSquad

When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.” Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner. #SussexSquad

Such great points made! 📌 for future reference.

😅😅😅

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Remember #SussexSquad? According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes. So: “William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”