Don’t believe the lies. Believe your eyes. Whether it’s the Sussexes or certain people who fancy themselves the “Jesus-like Supreme Leader”.

Victoria Ward is a Royal reporter based in London & was sent by The Telegraph to Australia to cover the non-working non-taxpayer funded & irrelevant Sussexes. I’m not paying for a subscription but that headline is a doozy. R’oh roh Royal family. #SussexSquad

Guys….the number of long shot tell us everything. Compare, contrast & BELIEVE your eyes. #SussexSquad

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"He distances himself from controversy." Um...so The BAFTAs, cash for access, Rose Hanbury, boys holidays w/Jason, transactional marriage, bankrupt in-laws, semi-illiterate, 🍊 idiot sycophant, press wars against a 6 and 4yr old, failed pledges and slumlord landlord. But sure, he distances himself.

Natasha Archer’s new site & Instagram looks heavily influenced by the Sussexes www.celebitchy.com/970374/

William has quiet faith in the white supremacy that placed him personally on the absolute pinnacle of privilege for his entire life.

& yet Tom “I went to Eton with Wills & only film myself outside a Castle” Sykes seems to be only auditioning to join the Kensington Palace PR team with every Meghan hysterically obsessed article & paid Substack newsletter. Great point about KP’s fumble of Kate’s 2024 health issues! #SussexSquad

This is one of the many reasons I despise this man. He constantly, consistently & publicly disrespects people in his sphere including his wife.

WHY is Harry & Meghan “showing up, doing good” a 5 alarm fire for the Royals? Does Tom Sykes & KP understand that stripping them of their titles won’t change a thing? It will only show the world how g*d-damn petty & racist the Royals & their sycophantic media really are. #SussexSquad

For years, the Palace & the media have used Meghan & Harry to distract from the crimes of other Royals. The EXACT day the picture of Andrew at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion was revealed, they published a story about the Sussexes flying on a private plane. Guess which story had legs? /1 #SussexSquad

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Apparently, as Andrew Windsor was arrested & driven away from Wood Farm on the Sandringham estate, another non-police car was seen to follow. That car contained Andrew’s Royal Protection Officers. So in fact, Andrew does have Royal security. Fascinating the lies the Royals tell. #SussexSquad

Worth a read! This most definitely shows Prince William’s lack of judgement, especially at a time when his spokespeople are promising him as a better, more modern & fair future Monarch. Imo this just adds to everything else, suggesting he will be the worst of the bunch. #SussexSquad

A founding partner of Prince William’s flagship endeavour “Earthshot”, Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem, has resigned as CEO of DP World because of his ties to Jeffery Epstein. Despite Prince Will’s “concern” for victims, DP World is STILL listed as a “founding partner” on the Earthshot website. R’oh roh

Ok. So this is CODE RED problem. Like big! Huge even. There has been a lot of chatter that William would have neutralized Andrew sooner, that the King should maybe abdicate & at least William is directly clean but THIS changes everything because as KP likes to tell us, Earthshot is Willie’s baby.

This is vital to our sovereignty.

Remember when Harry & Meghan started doing separate work events & the British press was saying they had “separated”? Well I can’t wait to hear the explanation of why only William’s 2 eldest kiddos + 2 dogs are helicoptering into KP with overnight bags. #SussexSquad

Definitely sounds like she & GBNews received legal notice AS THEY SHOULD for spreading lies about Meghan’s mom.

#sussexsquad our ginger cousin is such a self-aware, funny, hot, fox. "Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..." Man in crowd: "We are!" <The other brother books his flight on Expedia> Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜 Harry: I might.

"William would never..." <gag> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <wakes my husband up with laughter> hahahahahahahahaha... Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him. Yeah William has FAR too much class...

Mark your calendars. #SussexSquad

Prince Andrew is the symptom. The Royal family is the disease. #SussexSquad

Rumour is Andrew will be leaving Royal Lodge. If only the Waleses had been patient, they didn’t have to steal 150 acres of park away from Windsor residents. All this talk of “peppercorn” deals has me wondering how much rent the Royals actually pay. Like Prince Edward for Bagshot Park? #SussexSquad

Two horrible adulterers who thought nothing of using a young woman as a brood mare, and thought nothing of “leaving bodies in the street” including blood Princes to legitimize their relationship are really REALLY trying everything to get into heaven. #SussexSquad

1 of the reasons given why KC will not formally remove Andrew’s titles is because it requires an act of Parliament taking focus away from issues that affect the welfare of Brits. I guess Scooter King doesn’t care about his subjects welfare. He cares more about punishing his brother. #SussexSquad

When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.” Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner. #SussexSquad

Such great points made! 📌 for future reference.

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Remember #SussexSquad? According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes. So: “William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”

Not to be too controversial but have we ever seen Kate look this genuinely happy, charmed and excited? Like she is a true fan of American King Orange Bloat? #SussexSquad

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From Tom Sykes: You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?

Surprise surprise, All those Royal *checks notes* experts were wrong. #SussexSquad

Tom Sykes stalking Harry wrote an absolute bonkers article that Harry’s personal donation of £1.1 million to UK charity Children In Need yesterday goes against QEII’s wishes of being “half in & half out”. Also giving money to those in need, goes against *checks notes* Royal protocol. #SussexSquad

The thing with being “part-time” is you also earn less so maybe this will ultimately mean more money in the pockets of British taxpayers.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

If they’re truly committed to breaking the ‘spare’ cycle, William & Kate need to shut down all negative press surrounding Prince Louis. The Waleses certainly have the power to. The way the British press talks about Louis is exactly how they talked about Harry at that age & it’s awful. #SussexSquad

No. Why would Harry fight with Andrew? He’s his favorite cousins’ dad. William also doesn’t hate Andrew. William shared a private jet with him & not Harry when QE passed. He also drove Andrew since being sued by Virginia G: when the QE passed & along with Kate driving Andrew to church. #SussexSquad

BWAAAAAAAA🤣🤭😂 Hats off to this man who queued patiently so he could ask Charles a few pointed questions to his face!🤭🤣 Man: “Why does your family cost us half a billion pounds a year Charles?” King Charles: “Ah yes” Man: “Why do you only pay your gardeners minimum wage?” #SussexSquad

Review on #AsEverRose’ Pettyjohn ‘If I put my Meghan scholar hat on, I also feel this reflects her as a flavour. You think you’re going to get one thing, but then she surprises you, and it’s really a lovely flavour…’ #AsEverRose’ #AsEverOfficial #MeghanSussex #MeghanDuchessofSussex #SussexSquad

Willie’s concern is being *checks notes* isolated? That’s a bit rich for someone whose 1ST plan was to banish his brother & SIL to Africa. And considering how badly KP botched the comms on Kate’s health last year, BP probably has zero faith in having those inept KP kids at the grown ups table.

And on top of all of that, Meghan was and is, ALWAYS held to a higher standard than any other member of the British Royal family. #SussexSquad

#SussexSquad the BCGov account posted this on twitter. #IG

There’s no new info here, just a good refresher but someone is yanking the chain. So curious why. Especially because as for laziness, she & her husband are perfectly suited to each other in that they both are allergic to “work” & they both love their holidays. Let’s just put a 📌 in it for now.

WHAT was that about *checks notes* Straight Outta Compton? My momma use to say “you can’t buy class”. This is what she meant.

When Meghan launched a teaser on IG for “American Riviera Orchard”, I wondered aloud then if she was launching wines & ciders because the brand name suggested that to me. It made so much sense especially as a way to salute The Tig. Well guess what? I was right! Coming out July 1st👇🏼 #SussexSquad

I bet there was a huge, collective sigh of relief when the toddler left. #G7