#sussexsquad our ginger cousin is such a self-aware, funny, hot, fox. "Clearly you Americans are obsessed w/royalty..." Man in crowd: "We are!" <The other brother books his flight on Expedia> Colbert: Do you have a personal connection with a famous Hollywood TV actress? 🤔😜 Harry: I might.

"William would never..." <gag> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <wakes my husband up with laughter> hahahahahahahahaha... Yeah, William would never - never go somewhere for free. Yeah, William would never - never NOT have to PAY celebrities to be seen with him. Yeah William has FAR too much class...

Mark your calendars. #SussexSquad

Prince Andrew is the symptom. The Royal family is the disease. #SussexSquad

Rumour is Andrew will be leaving Royal Lodge. If only the Waleses had been patient, they didn’t have to steal 150 acres of park away from Windsor residents. All this talk of “peppercorn” deals has me wondering how much rent the Royals actually pay. Like Prince Edward for Bagshot Park? #SussexSquad

Two horrible adulterers who thought nothing of using a young woman as a brood mare, and thought nothing of “leaving bodies in the street” including blood Princes to legitimize their relationship are really REALLY trying everything to get into heaven. #SussexSquad

1 of the reasons given why KC will not formally remove Andrew’s titles is because it requires an act of Parliament taking focus away from issues that affect the welfare of Brits. I guess Scooter King doesn’t care about his subjects welfare. He cares more about punishing his brother. #SussexSquad

When describing Emma Grede’s “Seat at the Table” dinner: “I think I may have witnessed the ghastliest, most grotesque, most vulgar, most shallow, most revolting, most tasteless, most vacuous and most vainglorious dinner party in history.” Buddy EXACT same thought, different dinner. #SussexSquad

Such great points made! 📌 for future reference.

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Remember #SussexSquad? According to the DM, every time a Royal travels alone, it is “a tacit admission that (fill in the blank with Royal’s name) is the problem.” This was applied to the Sussexes. So: “William traveling to Brazil without Kate, is a tacit admission that Kate IS the problem.”

Not to be too controversial but have we ever seen Kate look this genuinely happy, charmed and excited? Like she is a true fan of American King Orange Bloat? #SussexSquad

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From Tom Sykes: You can’t have it both ways. Charles is King BUT ALSO he is a dad. A father seeing his son is normal. Not worrying how your other child will react is normal too. This isn’t hard. William is a father. Will he banish one of his kids if the kids aren’t getting along?

Surprise surprise, All those Royal *checks notes* experts were wrong. #SussexSquad

Tom Sykes stalking Harry wrote an absolute bonkers article that Harry’s personal donation of £1.1 million to UK charity Children In Need yesterday goes against QEII’s wishes of being “half in & half out”. Also giving money to those in need, goes against *checks notes* Royal protocol. #SussexSquad

The thing with being “part-time” is you also earn less so maybe this will ultimately mean more money in the pockets of British taxpayers.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

If they’re truly committed to breaking the ‘spare’ cycle, William & Kate need to shut down all negative press surrounding Prince Louis. The Waleses certainly have the power to. The way the British press talks about Louis is exactly how they talked about Harry at that age & it’s awful. #SussexSquad

No. Why would Harry fight with Andrew? He’s his favorite cousins’ dad. William also doesn’t hate Andrew. William shared a private jet with him & not Harry when QE passed. He also drove Andrew since being sued by Virginia G: when the QE passed & along with Kate driving Andrew to church. #SussexSquad

BWAAAAAAAA🤣🤭😂 Hats off to this man who queued patiently so he could ask Charles a few pointed questions to his face!🤭🤣 Man: “Why does your family cost us half a billion pounds a year Charles?” King Charles: “Ah yes” Man: “Why do you only pay your gardeners minimum wage?” #SussexSquad

Review on #AsEverRose’ Pettyjohn ‘If I put my Meghan scholar hat on, I also feel this reflects her as a flavour. You think you’re going to get one thing, but then she surprises you, and it’s really a lovely flavour…’ #AsEverRose’ #AsEverOfficial #MeghanSussex #MeghanDuchessofSussex #SussexSquad

Willie’s concern is being *checks notes* isolated? That’s a bit rich for someone whose 1ST plan was to banish his brother & SIL to Africa. And considering how badly KP botched the comms on Kate’s health last year, BP probably has zero faith in having those inept KP kids at the grown ups table.

And on top of all of that, Meghan was and is, ALWAYS held to a higher standard than any other member of the British Royal family. #SussexSquad

#SussexSquad the BCGov account posted this on twitter. #IG

There’s no new info here, just a good refresher but someone is yanking the chain. So curious why. Especially because as for laziness, she & her husband are perfectly suited to each other in that they both are allergic to “work” & they both love their holidays. Let’s just put a 📌 in it for now.

WHAT was that about *checks notes* Straight Outta Compton? My momma use to say “you can’t buy class”. This is what she meant.

When Meghan launched a teaser on IG for “American Riviera Orchard”, I wondered aloud then if she was launching wines & ciders because the brand name suggested that to me. It made so much sense especially as a way to salute The Tig. Well guess what? I was right! Coming out July 1st👇🏼 #SussexSquad

I bet there was a huge, collective sigh of relief when the toddler left. #G7

Thank goodness we elected an adult to run the show for us. #G7

That’s a lot of words to say “lazy”.

BUT Kate just made a video focusing on her & Wills informing her subjects that Spring is here & healing to HER. That’s obviously more important that food in your belly & a roof over your head?

THIS is why every article that says Diana believed in the Monarchy & would be upset with Harry for leaving, is simply incorrect. Her foresight into her own sudden death is also just scary. #sussexsquad

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It's all appalling. And it reminds why people are losing trust in institutions. Only people in deep denial would continue to ignore the British monarchy's legacy of coercive control, financial abuse and gaslighting.

I think the most appalling part is the Palace directing other countries not to provide security to Harry & Meghan. No wonder the Palace always telegraphs absolute shock when other countries do so. It’s clear to me that the Royals are really hoping for another “Diana-esque” tragedy. #SussexSquad

The Palace not wanting Harry & Meghan to have ANY security ANYWHERE they went explains why the tabloid gutter rats were so emboldened to defy the NYPD & the Blue responded with the equivalent of "b*tch, f*ck you, come back to our city again & it's ON SIGHT with you heauxs."

Another interesting quote from Prince Harry: “I don’t want history to repeat itself…through the disclosure process I have discovered that some people want history to repeat itself which is pretty dark. I know all the names of the people that were involved in this process” #SussexSquad

Imagine having close to a 30 point lead 2 months ago, spending TWO years “rage”campaigning paid by us, avoiding actual verified journalists & then losing for the FOURTH time to the Liberals. And the cherry on top, PP lost his own seat which he held for 20 years. Read the room Conservatives.

🎶Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi🎶 You can do this! #Australia

If they can’t be bothered to answer questions now, before an election, what makes you think they will answer questions after being elected? Questions that are important to us taxpayers. Btw Conservative candidates did not show up to local debates either. The absolute arrogance of Cons. #cdnpoli

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Feeling “exhausted and overwhelmed,” Harry told PEOPLE as he left court on April 9 that his "worst fears have been confirmed by the whole legal disclosure in this case — and that’s really sad.” #SussexSquad #PrinceHarry

Dear Angie Levin & other crazy “Royal experts & commentators” Other countries actually provide the Sussexes with security & share intelligence regarding their safety in said country with the Sussex security team. Both of these things DO NOT happen when he visits Britain. Cheers #SussexSquad

Important to 📌 before anyone says it failed. Despite what the British media & derangers say, her first podcast “Archetypes” unseated Joe Rogan from the top spot as well. #SussexSquad

So much winning. They must be sick of it by now.

Everything sold out under 45 minutes of launching. I’m sure “some” are “incandescent with rage” across “the pond” right now screaming that “jams” belong to them only. IYKYK #SussexSquad

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