It's good to be back on Earth. Spending some much needed time with my wonderful family and away from the Internet yellow heart emoji.

And the BIGGEST props to @anteatermom.bsky.social for playing Philomena Sunstone! Adding this to our #testimonials page as we speak www.twitch.tv/moonshotnetw...

*your, this is what happens the moment a CEO is no longer in charge

THANK YOU to everyone who planned, participated in, and watched our Eight Nights of Light! We hope we made yout Hannukah a little brghter.

We're changing plans! At 8pm Eastern, I will be going live with my assistant Beth and two Sunstone employees to play Peak, a game which symbolizes the physically and mentally arduous task of managing this podcast network, and the teamwork required to come out on top!

I'll be showing you people what you'll be missing without me tonight, but yeah, podcasts are back on the menu and I'm taking a break.

You people haven't appreciated anything I've done, so I'm going to have to oversee this "zone" myself!

We, uh, haven’t heard from Philomena today so we’ll just assume she liked our idea for tonight’s stream and run with it. Come watch videos with us for Moonshot Movie Night at 7:30 EST on moonshot.mov!

Is this network worth the harassment?

TONIGHT: @oneirocosm.bsky.social & @follypersist.bsky.social play through a Winter Vacation mystery Pokemon game with a time travel twist! Watch us finally use a Sun Stone with Sunstone Studios at moonshot.mov

Nothing like a day at the spa to make me feel once again ready to oversee video production and the downfall of the audio medium! Streaming killed the podcast star!

Truth be told, I think Mrs. Sunstone is actually on the cusp of a personal breakthrough! I don't feel bad posting this because she's already posted this publicly, intentional or not, but she emailed her son for the first time in a decade last night. I think good things are coming!

Mrs. Sunstone put her phone on my desk and said "here, you deal with the Internet today, I'm going to the sauna to think things over!" So hi guys, this is Beth :)

Please stop rioting in the streets, the streams are good!! You don't need to listen to the finale of Interstitial Investigations that badly!!

We were told this video is "not for release", but we're also supposed to be "releasing" "video" content? So, uh, here's this. See you tonight on moonshot.mov?

Now that we did all of the permanent fixes and replaced our roof, it's time for us to actually get my house in order. Luckily our new owners(?) said they have just the person to do the interior design work. It's... Oh. Oh no. Riley Fixes Andrew's House, live tonight at 7:30 at moonshot.mov.

Sunstone Studios asks: Is this good? Do you like this? Is this what you wanted? Why are Moonshot hosts STILL PUBLISHING PODCASTS, despite being CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED not to? Whatever. We'll see you at 7:30 EST on moonshot.mov.

And Beth, can you call IT tomorrow? This phone is broken, it's just transcribing whenever it pleases now. Yes, posting too. There's a big crack around the blue sky app button and the post button from when I threw it against the bookcase last night, I think that's what's doing it. What does it matter

No, that's all for tonight, thank you. There's a bonus in your salary this week for all the late nights. Sorry. You know how this time of year makes me.

Dear Remington. I'm writing to apologize. The therapy that I have been doing this year made it finally sink in what you've told me many times. I was not a good mother to you. I'm going to be better. No, erase that sentence. I'd like to do better, if you will let me. No that's too weak. Beth, how wou

That was probably the best stream of my career at Moonshot, thank you so much to everyone who watched and played along!

Go ahead, create as many change dot org petitions as you want to try and get your precious podcasts back! I'm going to have Beth keep reporting them for supporting terrorism!

Why do you people even want the podcasts back? The streams are going phenomenally! Did you see the Not Jeopardy? Brilliant! I don't regret hiring @paulyhedral.bsky.social !

Mrs. Sunstone would like to respond to some of your feedback, as well as recent speculation about her personal life. We'll see you tonight on moonshot.mov with the premiere of I Can't Believe It's Not Jeopardy!, a game show hosted by @paulyhedral.bsky.social.

PIVOT TO VIDEO, BABY NEVER STOP PIVOTING

No of course I haven't heard from him we haven't spoken in ten years why would this year be any different? What did I accidentally post on blue sky? Why is this phone application constantly bearing my soul and personal life to the Internet? I can't stop using it Beth we're getting good engagement on

Beth get me three ibuprofen and an egg, I'm so hung over from my family party. Would have been nice to see you there. I know, you had a thing with your roommate, I'm just saying that after working with me for thirteen years oh god damn it the speech-to-text is on again. No I've got it I won't post

Stop asking about the podcasts, we don't do that anymore.

Nothing like a holiday party with almost all of my family to make me feel almost happy and almost complete. Many people would kill for almost happy and almost complete, so I am truly luckier than those losers.

Audrey LadyTabletop is running a game of Hometown Holiday on stream tonight for me, @cohostsherms.bsky.social, @wearealexandra.bsky.social, and @jeffstormer.gobirds.online! see you at 830 est :)

My assistant tells me that asking people questions is a good way to get engagement. What are people doing for Hanukkah?

Alternate reality game? How about you people try living in THIS reality before we start talking about alternatives, the reality where there will be no more podcasts on this network!

We've heard your feedback, and it's important to us. Tune in tonight at 8:30 on moonshot.mov for more premium video content.

How do you delete things on this site?

I know what time it is, Beth, but I can't turn speech-to-text off on my phone, it's just typing everything that I'm saying. Yes it's doing it right now. I'm on blue sky and it's just making a post I should delete this. Beth is it the right or left side that's delete I don't have my glasses.

We are live now with MY THREE THINGS, a retrospective of our top games/movies/life experiences of 2025! moonshot.mov

We're talking about our favorite things of the year! Games! Movies! Pivotal life experiences!

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From out here on the moon, Internet podcasts look so petty. You want to grab a microcelebrity by the scruff of their neck, drag them 15 feet to the window, and say, "Look at that, you son of a bitch. I own all that now. Make some videos."

That's right! No more podcasts! The sun eclipses the moon yet again!