Another maxxriki comm I got. This one is from @miraro.bsky.social and I love it so much. The attention to detail is immaculate and the coloring is just gorgeous. 💜💜💜

My maxxriki comm from Anheora is finally finished!! I want to cry, it's so beautiful. They captured them perfectly.

🧛🐮 #maxxriki #rikimaxx #jojo

Is it the printer?? That's not a mess, that's my new art project. It's titled 'Why The Fuck Did You Quit Working"

— 🖤

-// wife swap USA, 90 day fiance. I love dramatic reality TV shows. As for a movie -- Troll 2 ( 1990s film. the acting is SO FUCKING BAD, but it's so funny, I love it and will quote it daily ) and Stan Helsing.

We might not go home 🥥🌴💞 @journalderikiel.bsky.social

Had my daughter's fifth birthday today; she's the best Father's Day gift I'll ever get. She's really into those sardine people right now, hence the fish theme. It'll be a treacherous cleanup for Rikiel tomorrow.

// 😭😭 @paradigmofmerit.bsky.social

“Movie night and he just HAD to pick a movie about possession. 💧”

05-21-25 The kids made breakfast for me today — though, I have a growin' suspicion their father did more of the plating than they did.

Waiting on an order with @journalderikiel.bsky.social

"Mm...rich cigar smoke. Dabs of heaty cologne. Under coating of formaldehyde. Dirt, like fresh soil, and river water. Orchids. Lilies. Lemons. Sweet cream on your breath from your coffee. Slight chemical aroma of your hair gel. ...You're gonna make my mouth water."

I have seen your husband. And the thought you get anything at all is a revolutionary concept.

// my Rikiel,, 🥴🩷

" A better angle for this #SeductiveSunday. "

“Happy #SeductiveSunday”

I'm a big man.

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⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ Ran out of clean adult plates. ⠀

——— 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦

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'Malewife'.... 🚬🚬🚬

Suppose it is 😒. .... you're studyin' bugs?? what the fuck kinda job are you gonna get with that? And who the fuck said anything about gator dick??? I want spicy tuna and shrimp. Make uh... somethin' colorful. I want it to look like a flower field when you present it to us.

That's because my wife is beyond better than yours. They aren't even on the same level. ... what are you goin' to school for?? And eel is disgusting. That's all there is to it.

How the fuck am I fake?! ... what do you do for work again?? Last I heard, you were scammin' my 'wife' for some freaky lookin' eels over rice. I need you to make sushi for us again, by the way. NO EEL this time.

That fool needs to stand up. Is he carryin' your baby, too?

( 👀... ) Maybe I did. You don't know jack shit about me. If you get jiggy from street racin' at 2AM or procrastinating a cleanin' project, it's considered self-destructive. You can't win this argument. When's the last time you scrubbed your toilet??

. . . Do you hear any sirens?? I think I'm doin' just fine.

Alright, fine, let's blame it on the stand. Let's pretend he and it are entirely separate. Ain't that fun? But now we're stuck with the other 868 self-destructive things you do 🙏 You should be more like me. Weren't you in a gang once?? The Hell Riders? What made you leave?

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ Not feelin' an actual lunch today. Stopped in for something sweet, instead. ⠀

I'm enjoyin' my Fifth Amendment to the fullest.

Your ex pinned you with murder, your current boytoy cut up his ex and didn't even TRY to hide the evidence-... fuckin' lowballs is pretty self-destructive, Jolyne.

Do I tell you to give up 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹 self-destructive hobbies?? stfu bitch

Stalkin' is givin' me stress ulcers.

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ —Late start to the day. .... I feel like I might've been sabotaged. Could've sworn I set my alarm for 6AM. ⠀

༄ 𝐈 know i told you not 𝐒peak, but i'll only let you use 𝐂ute 𝐌ouse-𝐒peak! ༄

My eldest daughter has Pica, and she's been eatin' my sofa like it's fuckin' manna from heaven. What foods have... Sofa-like consistency that I can use as an alternative? So far, I've only got angel food cake in the cart.

"There's nothin' prettier than the way he looks at me with a mouth full of blood and a swollen eye."

"𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒆."

-// Some of the nicknames/terms of endearment Maxx enjoys using on his lover. Moitié --- his favorite, it means 'my other half'. This one specifically is used only for the apple of his eye 🙏. Cher/ma cherie - basically 'my darling'. Baby - another big one. he's a sweet talker.

-// thinking about Maxx's childhood home.

—— 𝟑𝒂𝒎

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"Went to the store for some truffle oil and beef... saw a couple of these for sale and decided I just couldn't pass the deal up. Rikiel is gonna love it."

[ not-so-subtly dabbing the sweat off of his forehead with a kitchen towel. The oven lives to see another day... ]

“The kids made handmade pizzas for tonight. ♡”

My husband has been in Italy for 2 hours now. I checked his flight. He landed. Hasn't called, though. What if I started sendin' him pictures of our kids in dangerous situations around the house.

Hold on now... I'm thinkin'.......