SUPER excited for this conversation. Tune in! x 😁 🤩⚡✨ Link in comments 🔗👀🔥

So honored to be in this amazing article for @oldfarmersalmanac.bsky.social written by the one and only Theresa Reed. This transit is going to be incredible, thanks for inviting me to share my insights @thetarotlady.bsky.social! Link in bio to read 🔗👀❤️‍🔥☺️✨

Jupiter Enters Leo: Fortune Favors the Boldest www.almanac.com/jupiter-ente... <-Jupiter is about to get fired up! Learn more in my latest post for @oldfarmersalmanac.bsky.social - special thanks to @clarissadolphin.bsky.social for sharing her wisdom! #astrology #jupiterinleo

ARIES, your glow up era requires zero apologies and full commitment to doing your thing ✨ peep the full tea for 2026 on my youtube www.youtube.com/@ClarissaDol...

ARIES 2026 HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAMSICLE! 🐏 🍭 ✨ tldr: depth > speed, glow ups matter, summer goes crazy, relationships heal, and that natural beautiful love is real. Trust the process bestie ✨ The full read's on my YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET

Mars is back in Aries for the first time in two years & the vibe is NO FEAR. I matched every sign with their 90s No Fear t-shirt slogan because this ingress is THAT raw lol. Swipe & find yours. Wanna know how Mars in Aries is hitting YOUR chart? Book a reading with me at bit.ly/47dbck2

Check out the breakdowns and if you're sitting there like "ok but which ones are mine??" that's exactly what my Harmonic Astrology 101 course is for. It goes way beyond sun signs and birth charts into the frequencies that ACTUALLY run your life. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/harmonicastr...

Happy Easter 🐰 💓 ✨ My Gemini grandmother turns 90 this year! Feeling beyond lucky to spend time with family, today, as the world burns, in good times, bad, everywhere in between and always. Love youuuuuuu x

This Libra full moon was kind of f**king heartbreaking.

Capricorn April Mood: Telling traditional standards to fvck off so you can actually innovate. 🚀 The Hierophant Reversed is giving you full permission to be "illogical" and experimental this month. If it's a "must" because of tradition, it's a "no" for your schedule. Full forecast at link in bio ⛓️✨

venus in taurus season means everybody's love language just got way more sensual. she wants the couch, the candles, the gummies and her own dessert. 🔮 wanna know what venus in taurus season is doing to YOUR chart specifically? Book a reading. let's get into it! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com

harmonic astrology but make it 90s TV 📺✨ your 1st harmonic = Fresh Prince energy. your 7th harmonic is Twin Peaks weird. your 9th harmonic just wants everybody at Hillman to GET ALONG. 🔮 want your own harmonic reading or wanna learn harmonics yourself? www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Your Aries season chaos collage just dropped, & friend, I regret to inform you it is ACCURATE, messy, & BEAUTIFUL...just like you!! Book personalized aries season reading because the ram does not miss and neither should you 🐏 www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ (Libra-Pisces in the next post)

aries season is HERE and she's loud, she's unhinged, and she brought receipts 🔥♈️ get our personalized aries season reading ~ the energy is HOT right now and you deserve to know exactly where to aim it 🐏💥 bit.ly/47dbck2 (Aries - Virgo in the next post!)

We all saw the crazy sh!t that went down when Mercury Rx in Pisces had everyone feeling like they were underwater. The vibes were OFF. Like bad-bad. But now? We are slowly but surely coming out of the fog. Get your personalized reading with me. 🔮 www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

The Pisces New Moon on March 18 really said, "REALITY who? I don't know her" IT isn't about plans...it's about POSSIBILITY. 🌊 Need a guide to get you through? Book a reading with ME to find out what's actually happening in YOUR chart? bit.ly/47dbck2

Feeling like scrambled f**king EGGS after the eclipses? 🍳⚡️ Join me this Sunday for the Eclipse Crack Recovery Call! We’ll explore tarot, channeling, and astrology to help us move forward. 📅 March 22 ⏰ 10:30 AM Pacific on Zoom Details here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/check-the-hy...

Ever witness something SO chaotic you questioned if reality just glitched? That's 11th harmonic energy... 11th harmonic = the OPPOSITE of stability. No pattern, no logic, just pure unhinged chaos. Understand the 11th harmonic in YOUR chart: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

As the wider world becomes more reckless, volatile, violent, we're all gonna be infected by the conflict—personal rituals will ground us 🌊 ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Plant medicine, ceremony, mediumship — your eclipse medicine is deep Scorpio 👀 comment REAL TALK and I'll send you the breakdown

There is no rhyme or reason other than potentially greed 👑💰 The mad kings are mad kinging rn ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Gorgeous #Libra...It's true that things are going a little off the rails right now, it's just the universe doing its thing, and trust me, it gets soooooo much better. www.youtube.com/@ClarissaDol...

Rest, heal, get your freak on — that's your eclipse assignment Libra 👀 comment REAL TALK for the full video

#Aries: Eclipse season is coming in hot with an accountability check...whether you're ready or not lol. www.youtube.com/@ClarissaDol...

The eclipses are testing you in the most un-Aries way possible 😭 comment REAL TALK and I'll send you the breakdown

Stay tactical in your ritual, let off steam, and let's gooooo 🔥💪 2026 survival mode: ACTIVATED ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

You got put through the ringer and this eclipse is the results era, Pisces 🌑 comment REAL TALK and I'll send you the full video

Happy Birthday Season, #Pisces! Birthday season just hits different when the eclipse has you knowing exactly what you want and finally saying it out loud. www.youtube.com/@ClarissaDol...

Also the week I finally managed cycling some b4 the walk to the shop. Water-on-ice slippery weather 2d later, followed by finally feeling some musculature on the arms again, followed by yesterday's "Ex/ercise to TV's 20 min prog" followed by digging up the online archives for another 20 min tonight.

Mercury retrograde in Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio—ALL water signs 🌊 Emotions OFF THE RAILS all year. If you're "unaffected by retrogrades" congrats, must be nice. The rest of us are drowning 😵 Navigate retrograde szn without losing it → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Black History Month is wrapping up but real talk... Black spirituality is not a FEB thing, it never has been. It's a forever/future ancestor thing & I hope to continue carrying the torch. Now drop YOUR faves cuz this convo doesn't when the month does. Tag them, @ them, name them!

Another war to wake up to. Huge love to everyone affected. The USA military industrial complex is awful. Mars square Uranus brings volatility & irrational actions from leaders. Stay strong; collective astrology can be tough, but the people will rise 💥⚡

Big astrology, everyone I know is going through it! I think it's all the same sh*t, Sat-Nep conjunction, Eclipse season and Mercury Rx. I was gonna say try not to lose patience... we will do our best 😤 (Already failed personally but whatever Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Your sign's red flags just entered the chat. 🚩 You might see some of these habits POP THE F OFF during Eclipse Season... 📍 Eclipse survival resources on my blog, Youtube and through The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living (my super popular course on the Nodes): www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Emergency eclipse season status update required 🚨 What's your current mood? [ ] Vibing immaculately [ ] Hanging in there, barely tho [ ] Not okay but we move [ ] Full meltdown mode activated [ ] Error 404: mind not found Ready to get your shit together? www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Saturn-Neptune will die for its beliefs, particularly its beliefs about religion, where we go in the afterlife 🕊️⚡ Martyrdom energy ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

I know you don't like homework, but I'm sorry, Daddy Saturn doesn't care what you like. :( HOW TO PLAY: ✨Screenshot ✨Fill in the blanks ✨Read it back when you're losing your mind in July ✨Share your "I am here to ___" below 👇 Get your ish together: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

The Saturn-Neptune conjunction is tomorrow (Feb 20)! A civilization-shifting transit, another one. Saturn-Neptune really thinks about the whole arc of its life and why it's here and its purpose 🕯️✨ This is DEEP soul work ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Eclipse season is like... If you're exhausted, emotional, wired at 3am, or feel like your whole storyline just shifted ~ you're not spiraling. You're eclipsing. Eclipsing your old life and rising into a new one!! Drop a 🌊 if this season ALREADY has you in a chokehold

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Running on 7 hours of sleep this week and pure eclipse crack. 🌑 The 2026 Eclipse report is LIVE! Feeling the nervous system buzz? Check out the 12-sign breakdown on YouTube. Let’s sur-thrive! [https://youtu.be/gxaCimnUsAA?si=BhoPcp4Ih6Nq9p3b] #EclipseSeason #Astrology2026 #EclipseCrack

CAPRICORN, 2026 is what being fully alive in your body actually feels like (yes, it's supposed to be this good) ⚡ get the full scoop on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QET

Capricorn, 2026 is lit and ready to expand!! Year theme: processing, integrating, strategic depth work. You're thinking before moving. Get into hobbies + games at year end. This reflection sets you up long term tho 🐐✨ Full 2026 forecast is on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET

Our leaders are mad kings 👑🤡⚡ Astrology in 2026 reveals the depravity behind leadership, and the people WILL rise. Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Welcome to the f**king universe. 🪐 Sh*t is getting real in 2026. I’m the Voice of the Moon for the Ephemeral Astrology calendar. 🌑 140+ handwritten entries. Zero AI. Raw, poetic propellant. 🚀 Stay tactical. 🔗 bit.ly/3XyZ7Qp 🎟️ Code: DOLPHIN11 #Astrology #2026astrologycalendar #oracularpoetry

Aquarius, in 2026...messy transformation → sexy summer → eclipse boom. New you emerging, partnerships expanding, no holding back ⚡✨ The whole reading's waiting for you on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET

PISCES, faith in 2026 isn't about controlling outcomes, it's about knowing you're held no matter what 🌊✨ the full read's on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QE

Pisces 2026 is your rest and relaxation year. Clear direction, creative first half, privacy essential, rest needed, responsibility heavy but supported. You're showing up for people who need you 💫 Get your full 2026 forecast on YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET

When are Americans going to rise against their militaristic, greedy, corporate government? End of the year, friends ✊🔥 ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Transit astrology = every unhinged person on the planet affecting YOUR vibe 🎪 It's why it hits different than natal work. You NEED spiritual anchors this year ~ not for enlightenment, for basic SANITY. Trust me on this one 🔗 Book a sanity-saving reading → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/