If you're empathic you're probably not sleeping rn and yeah, it's gonna get worse 😵‍💫 The collective suffering is LOUD. Get physical. Sweat it out. Move that energy or it'll eat you alive 🌀💪 Readings and reiki for empaths who are NOT okay → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

The arc of 2026 is really the madness of avarice and how it creates unnecessary conflict 💣 Pop off year happening. ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Really grieving, angry, all the things, super inflamed by the horrific crimes committed by the government in Minnesota. You have all my love and solidarity.

POV: It's 2026 and you're setting your AIM away message because NOBODY can be normal rn 💀💻 Or maybe you're a time traveler... If so, do us a solid and change the future, thx. Time travelers, please hit up my line cuz I need to see something real quick: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Mars conjunct Uranus July 3rd is when it all goes BOOM 🎆💣 Mid-summer, peak cray, global conflict cranking to 11. Mars-Uranus popping off like ALL YEAR but July? Boss level. Good luck everybody 😬 We're in this together! Get your 2026 survival guide → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

We lose the luxury of superficiality in 2026... shit is getting REAL and we all feel it 💀✨ ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Forget "control your temper" with Mars-Uranus 🙄 GO RUN. Hit the gym. Sprint til you can't breathe. Sweat it OUT before you swing on somebody. The energy's gonna move... Choose wisely, friend 🏃‍♀️💨 Learn how to channel this chaos → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

POV: It's 2026 and your MySpace Top 8 are actually the 2026 astrological transits that'll ruin your life 💀 Last Login: 10/18/2007 (the last time anything made sense) Which transit are YOU? 👇 ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Get your life together here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

2026 Chaos Bingo is HERE and we're all playing whether we like it or not 🎰💀 Track the madness as it unfolds. First person to get BINGO wins... I dunno what, but something I will hold your hand through this, bestie: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Mars-Uranus is astrology's MOST unhinged duo imho and they're terrorizing us Jan-Dec 💥 Starts Jan 19—ZERO patience, ZERO thoughts, just pure ERUPTION. Don't get caught slipping—book your reading → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

People are giving less & less fvcks in 2026 and there's a LOT of courage and insanity coming with it 🔥⚔️ ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Saturn conjunct Neptune in Aries Feb 20 = once every 100 YEARS & it's giving full crusades energy 🕊️⚡ Religious extremism, dying for beliefs, centuries of indoctrination shit. This isn't coffee shop conspiracies... Find out where this lands in YOUR chart → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

I want to remind everyone that Annabelle burnt down the plantation last year. 😇😈🔥 As Saturn-Neptune does its thing, Call On Your Ancestors.

Key themes for 2026: brazenness, courage, chaos, take no shit, martyrdom, fundamentalism, ideology, ritual, fighting ⚔️🔥 ๋⭑🛸๋⭑ Hit up my line here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Brazen. Courageous. Chaotic. Take no prisoners. Die on that hill. 2026 said "pick a side" and we're ALL about to find out what we're really made of ⚔️🔥 No more playing it safe, no more fence-sitting. Shit's about to get VERY real Get your personal 2026 roadmap → clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Less astrology than 2025 but it hits just as hard...like switching from a 4Loko to a spiked espresso shot... Both will getcha, just in different ways...😭 Book a reading to see how these shifts wreck (or bless) YOUR chart → www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...

2025!!!! It was a hell of a time, and I’m glad it’s over, but guess what? I am surrounded by the BEST people, some beautiful beings. I’m so lucky to have so much love and joy in my life, in hard times, ups, downs, all over. THANK YOU, MY LOVES.

End of year/start of NY = chaos. You = deserve rest. I matched each sign to their ideal 90s/Y2K bedroom aesthetic because these rooms understood SANCTUARY. Your 2026 assignment? Create a space where you can actually RELAX. Find out more: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...

Your North Node = your point of unstoppable manifestation. Where your life-force meets no resistance. And in 2026? That flow is coming for YOU...... Want to understand YOUR unstoppable flow? YOU'VE GOT OPTIONS, FRIEND! Let's link up!! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

I created a year-ahead tarot spread based on iconic Sunset Strip venues. Each position = a legendary venue w/a vibe for your 2026: I'm booking tarot readings for Jan right now! 26% off with code 2026LIT cuz 2026 deserves intention, not chaos. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/tarotreading

Who else just needs to get through Capricorn season lmao ♑️✨ Book a discounted reading (Code: GIFT2026) with me & get cosmic clarity. We can break down together. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...

the 8 types of astrology reading clients (no shade, all love) 🔮 which one are you? (probably 3 of these lmao) 2026 year-ahead readings are OPEN + gift certificates available Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to book! newsletter subscribers get 26% off ✨ love ya!

Spots are filling up FAST for 2026 year-ahead readings and I'm not even kidding 👀 www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses... P.S. Sign up for my newsletter and you could win a FREE monthly reading 🎁✨ Don't say I didn't warn you 🔮

📺✨ YOUR HOLIDAY-THEMED 90s/Y2K SITCOM FAMILY ✨📺 In the multiverse, THIS is who you're spending the holidays with based on your sun sign 🎄 BOOK A READING: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/astrologyses...

Take a quick screenshot while watching the vid to find your 90s/Y2K defunct business message for Capricorn season! Want a real AF reading for YOUR 2026? Use code 2026LIT for 26% off because the universe wants you to start this year with answers, not questions. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

In Harmonic Astrology, are you The Playful Child? The Wise Monk? The Showman? The Activist? The Punk Rocker? or The Iconic Weirdo? Go to clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ to find out🔮

what's your RAVE NAME? 🎉 your sun sign + north node sign = your cosmic party persona i'm fVcking DYING at some of these drop yours in the comments ⬇️ btw my Lunar Nodes course "Unstoppable Living" is NOW LIVE www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...

I'm being so for real, THIS is how you stop forcing things and start flowing into what's actually meant for you... The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living shows you how to work WITH that cosmic pull instead of against it. It's your time, bestie. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...

Holiday movies always hit different🎄 Swipe to find your sign & which holiday classic you're channeling... Also can we talk about how PRANCER is the most Pisces movie ever made?? 🦌💕

Your Lunar Nodes literally hold the blueprint to your soul's purpose... Like, this is THE thing that shows you what you're actually here to do 👀 If you're done guessing and ready to tap into your most unstoppable self, this one's for you 🔥 www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...

what rave "treat" is your sign? 👽✨ iykyk - scroll through and find your cosmic destiny on the dancefloor. the stars know exactly what you need at 3am 🎶💫 which one's you when the bass drops?

"Cloud" white as the color of 2026? How boring 😴 I chose a real af Pantone color for each sign that evokes your cosmic energy for 2026 but also calls back some of the iconic things from the 90s and Y2K 🎨 Also semi-inspired by hit R&B group Tony! Toni! Toné! cuz I couldn't help myself...;)

Inside my FRESH course The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living, you're getting the FULL breakdown on what your manifestation path is...✨ Your chart, the harmonics, all the juicy details on how your Lunar Nodes actually work in YOUR life. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/the-lunar-no...

The Nodes aren't about fixing yourself or paying karmic debts. They're about FLOW. ✨ Where Life-force moves without resistance. 🔥 That's the framework I built this entire course around. The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living just dropped Monday. GET IT TODAY! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Your 2025 Cosmic Wrapped just dropped 👀 Swipe to find your sign and see what the stars been tracking all year 🔮💫 Tag a friend who needs to see their stats (especially the Geminis...iykyk😂) Drop your sign below and let us know if this hits for you 🎯🔥

EXTRA! EXTRA! north node headlines that hit different 📰✨ which headline is calling you tf out? (be honest, the stars already know the truth) More on your nodes here! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...

I was frustrated with the astrology out there. Surface-level or gatekept behind impossible jargon. So I decided to do it differently. Clarissa style which = rigorous & accessible, deep & fun. Courses, session packages, the works. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

Okay, but real talk…the student glow-ups never get old. To see someone stop forcing it and just start flowing. LOVES it! So, what's YOUR story gonna be? Whatever it is, I’ve got your back. Black FriYAY runs through Tuesday, 12/2. You know what to do! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

🎁 BLACK FRIYAY GIVEAWAY 🎁 To show y'all how much I LOVE YOUUU, I'm giving my online homies the chance to win one of my courses! Win ANY course of your choice — including Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living! Head over to my Insta to learn how to enter! www.instagram.com/clarissadolp...

Remember those holiday catalogs where you'd circle everything you wanted? This is like that, but way more fun 📖✨ What '90s/Y2K toy matches your sign? PLUS, Black FriYAY still on! Add something to your wishlist. :) www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/

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What if you could just...DO THE THING? The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living drops Dec 1st Videos, guides, etc to map your Nodes & start living from your unstoppable flow 💕 Support a small business instead of a billionaire bald guy! www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...

Your chart has a built-in cheat code 🎮✨ It's called...THE NODES. Understand YOUR Nodes & something shifts. Everything just...works 🌊✨ The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living drops Dec 1st Pre-sale ends Sunday — $55 now, $99 after www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...

What's YOUR Pure Mood? 🐬 🌊 The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living drops Dec 1st Pre-sale ends Sunday. $55 now, $99 after www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa... 🔥 What mood did you screenshot? Drop it below 👇💕

A LOT of my clients are like…I FEEL STUCK! That’s where the Nodes come in to lay down the truth. No resistance, no friction, just flow 🌊✨ The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living drops Dec 1st
 Pre-sale ends Sunday — $55 now, $99 after www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...

Your South Node = CONNECTION. Your North Node = CONVICTION. Most astrology got it twisted. You need BOTH to be unstoppable. My Lunar Nodes course drops Dec 1st. Pre-sale ends Sunday. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...

That feeling when songs just HIT? That's your North Node frequency. Your Nodes are where you're UNSTOPPABLE — the vibe already running through you. The Lunar Nodes: Unstoppable Living drops Dec 1st. Pre-sale ends Sunday. Playlist in bio 🎶 www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/breakdown-fa...

The whale situation is heartbreaking. I wish the animal and its family well as it transitions. I'm so sick of seeing animals and humans suffering in this world. It's life, but we have to improve.

Just used the word "knack" for the first time in what feels like 16 years and I remember how much I love that word. 😁 #writerthoughts

I have filed over 18,000 words in the month of November. Real writers warp for that deadline. I can't wait to sleep when these projects are done.