PLUS JAMAIS

This reminds me of the time the closed captioning told me that Boston bomber Dzokhar Tsarnaev was Zooey Deschanel

Maybe I should stop being afraid of AI

The name of your pet in a GIF…

And then 9 times out of 10 it ends up being something incredibly racist and that 100% becomes 1,000%

Every time I hear “this is not who we are as a nation” my immediate reaction is “yes this is 100% who we are as a nation” (without even knowing what they’re talking about)

Another Winter Olympics are almost upon us and I am once again reminded of the emotional devastation wrought by Michelle Kwan’s Fields of Gold exhibition skate in 2002 after she lost the gold medal to yet another American upstart who could not hold a candle to her artistry

Legend

Just watched Wicked and Wicked For Good back to back and despite general consensus thought #2 was just as good as #1 👍👍

This is amazing

Drop a lawyer

If there were awards for least-stressed, most chillaxed, “what is time anyway” Starbucks workers, they would all go to airport Starbucks.

“But her emails” no I’m still not over that and in fact every single day I get further away from getting over it

This year’s annual holiday viewing of The Family Stone is going to be even more 😭😭😭

“When I tell you I love you, and you tell me ‘okay’” (my 20s, in a nutshell)

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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Was he circumcised?

Patiently waiting for JD Vance and other “Catholic” lawmakers to be denied communion over this but since these kids have already been born no one gives a shit about them

Correct!

Same.

The American left shows empathy to conservatives that is never returned. trib.al/rt4eUJW

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The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

PSA: Chicago isn’t even in the top 10 list of cities with the most homicide per capita. Recognizing the lie is not enough. Asking WHY they want you to believe the lie is the important part. usafacts.org/articles/whi...

These seats… did not suck (poor Ben)

Duolingo is obsessed with me learning how to say “I did my hair next to a dinosaur” in French, which I’m sure I’ll be using repeatedly the next time I’m in Paris.

The evil that men do lives after them

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The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it. - Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders. - Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.

Let Cynthia Erivo host every awards show from now until forever.

Oh mon dieu. Somehow this perfect weekend is still on track! 😱 Carlos… incroyable!

To round out a perfect weekend, now all we need is for Carlos to win the men’s title and Nicole and Darren to win Tonys.

Queen Coco! 👑

Me after the first set of this French Open ladies final

Favorite movie that takes place in NYC Mine: Splash

Old enough to remember when not withholding tax from your nanny was enough to end political careers.

How God and good men hate so foul a liar.

Gimme your top 5 Madonna songs! No order, no ties, don’t think too hard, we know it’s your top picks for today and that might change, just go! Oh Father The Power of Goodbye X-static Process Joan of Arc Vogue

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

"Vice President Harris never called a little girl cute or commented on her outfit; instead, she'd say, 'You look like the smartest person in your class.' The vice president would say, 'Let me hear you say, 'I am a leader,'' and even the youngest girls would say it back." slate.com/news-and-pol...

Her full name is Hazel Louise Veronica Delacroix Lucretia. But sometimes we just call her Trish, because Trish is a woman you can count on.

Follow @niallharbison.bsky.social. Doing god’s work with street dogs in Thailand. ❤️🐶

Happy MLK Day.

None of the porn bots are even following me