me with the pink hair dye in my bathroom cupboard

i love being the only person to wear a cool outfit when its raining i feel lime the main character in a video game

having sex with vampires only is actually the best form of birth control because they can't come inside without being invited

having to go to work when its raining they should pay me double

new app lets replay some of my greatest hits

i like the butterfly app

im a horse and i need too eat hay so i have ebough energy to run and jump

come into my lair faggot