Hubby was leaving the building when a DOGiE stopped him.
D: Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment?
H: What do you want?
D: Are those sensitive, classified documents in your hand?
H: No, those are my retirement estimates. Do you want to see them?
*chuckles from others*
D: Uh, no, sir. *runs away*
over 1 year ago