If I like or comment on one of your posts, there’s a high probability I’m doing it while sitting on the toilet. Just FYI.

Easy

without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Ouch. I try not to wallow, but some hits you just don’t expect.

ACOK was just added to Utah’s list of books baned in public schools 🤣 Does this make me a criminal?

Remember that one summer when we were all into swing music? youtu.be/FkmgafBRdos?...

You know you’re a hockey parent when…

If you want to go for a quick thrilling ride try sneezing and standing up really fast when you get to the “choo” part of the sneeze.

Tulsa King may be the weakest of the Sheridan series I’ve watched so far. But I kind of still love it.

This month’s vinyl wall lineup

Winston and Aly are the best relationship on New Girl and it’s not particularly close. Next would be Nick and Tran.

Sorry, but Mikey didn't lead his friends on a dogged treasure hunt while being chased by ruthless criminals, AND make out with a much older girl, all while suffering from asthma, just to be remembered as a hairy-footed gardener from a fantasy series.

Kids these days cannot believe we used to stick a CD/tape/record of an artist into a player and then listen to songs by ONLY that artist for the next 45-60 minutes.

Derek from Shrinking is pretty much everything I want to be as a middle aged man

Hang it in the louvre

Even in these lean years when I’ve given ASOIAF some major space, I’ve still read D&E at least annually. The whimsy, the characters, the storytelling… it’s a surprising safe space for me. Even so, the latest #AKOTSK gutted (brained?) me. This series is everything I’ve hoped it would be and more.

Watching the SB opener with extended fam and my mom sincerely asked what country Green Day is from. My BIL deadpan replied, “California, Gail”

My twins participated in a walkout at their high school to protest ICE and honestly I could not be more proud. My daughter even blasted Rage Against the Machine over the speakers 😂

Movie you've watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek no Lord of the Rings no Marvel and no Disney animated or Pixar.

It’s been a long time since I’ve jumped into the ASOIAF world, so it was a double breath of fresh air to watch episode 1 of my favorite ASOIAF work, A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, last night. I am fully hooked!

When you’re peeing and you feel a sneeze coming on

Walking about Costco alone while waiting for new tires to be installed on the kids’ car. What’s creepier… A) walking with no cart, both hands in my pockets B) walking with a cart that only has like three items in it This is Costco, mind you.

Latest total is over $225k

It’s been a hard couple of days for me and other members of my faith. Through it all, true followers of Jesus can be identified by their works, more so than their words.

I’m usually a pretty optimistic fellow. You know this. I’m not feeling very optimistic right now. And I didn’t even like the guy.

Friendly reminder that on “N Together Now”, Method Man rhymes “teeth” with “thesis” by pronouncing the former as “teefis”. Like how a toddler would say it. I’m here for that kind of creativity.

My candidate

Actually I don’t hate Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.

Bryce Dallas Howard is a total babe in Jurassic World.

For some reason come to my window by Melissa Etheridge is stuck in my head so

What is the quintessential grocery store music? I’ll start. Matchbox Twenty

Thinking about embarking on a Jurassic binge someone stop me.

It’s the reason for the season

Just purchased! @heathenking.bsky.social is one of my favorite authors. And people.

Watched Forrest Gump with my kids for the first time and was struck by Lt Dan’s happy ending, and how it all started with him keeping a promise to someone else who was keeping a promise to someone else. Even when it was hard at first to believe in that someone else. ❤️

I just dropped off my 16 y/o twins at their driving test and John Mayer's "Stop This Train" came on as I was driving away. So that's how my morning is going. 😭

It’s a cute scene and all, but can we all agree that it’s a little weird that restaurant owners would make a whole bowl of spaghetti and set a nice table for two dogs in a back alley?

It’s so fluffy!

Post your queen.

I know I’m not supposed to like GoT, but dang if those Arya/Tywin scenes in S2 aren’t delicious.

This is almost always me. “You looking for a hero? I guess that makes me a hero” - Nas

Blood, sweat, tears, and… barf. The glory of giving it your all. Proud of my boy.

I spent exactly .752 seconds longer than normal looking at a Green Day post on FB and now my feed is full of Mike Dirnt’s family photos

The architect for this hotel was def a Star Wars fan.

This picture makes me happy for who is in it and sad for who is not. @slessard.bsky.social #dmb

It doesn’t happen all the time, but my wife is lightly snoring next to me. Nearly 18 years of marriage and I still find it endearingly cute.

Red One was fun. The action sequences that make up the majority of the film are pretty boiler plate, but the Santa stuff at the beginning and end - how he does what he does - had me smiling ear to ear. I wasn’t expecting a masterpiece. I just wanted to smile for a couple hours. It met expectations.

@mamasand.bsky.social I am soooo late, but hoping you had a beautiful day, MLSIC. Few there are that accept and love me as unconditionally as you. I’m so grateful to call you family.

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